Quote from The_cool_dm >>

Granted, you didn't say when, it's in a billion years

I wish for the ability to enter and control others dreams.

 you can, but if you do, you die, and so do they. The brain is a fragile thing my friend

i wish to be able to shapeshift back and forth into any creature i wish to

You are able to shape shift any creature named “back and forth” into a creature you want.

I wish to have all the clothes I want, when I want

All the clothes you wanted, do want, and will ever want appear on your body, smothering you to death

I wish magic was real and i could use it

Quote from ANClENT >>

Granted. You are now an exclamation used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress. "Oh my Winnerofall!", people exclaim as moments of extreme happiness or sadness come into their lives.

I wish for an amalgamation of serendipitous circumstances that culminate in an apotheosis of equanimity and felicity, fostering an atmosphere of universal concord and erudition, propelling humanity toward the zenith of enlightenment and transcendence.

 1. Thank you for making me well known ANCIENT.

2. rognaldivir, you can now use magic but there is a 99% chance that your spell will go wrong.

3. I wish that I can grant other people Wishes. (Remember I am a God).

You become a noble genie, and a passing sorcerer binds you to his service.

I wish that I did not wish this.

Due to an Information Paradox, You are violently ripped from the timeline, Which acts like you never existed

I wish i could swim through rock

Granted! The floor becomes lava and you swim for the rest of your life!

I wish that a single gold coin, 2 centimeters in diameter, weighting 3 oz, appears somewhere at least 1 foot away from me, but no more then 2 feet away, this gold coin shall not be composed of anything but regular 24 carat gold.

done but every time the coin touches air it doubles and you are crushed.

I wish that my patron Tiamat gives me permission to lead a raid for gold

Granted, but the raid leads to the prior gold coin, and you are crushed.

I wish that there was no gravity.

Granted. There is now no gravity on Earth. This means that everything, including the atmosphere, oceans, and all matter on the planet, is no longer held by gravity and instantly floats away into space. The result is catastrophic as everything on Earth, including people, buildings, and the Earth itself, drifts apart aimlessly in the vacuum of space, leaving behind a desolate and inhospitable void where once there was a thriving planet. 

I wish to traverse the numinous labyrinth of esoteric cognitions, wherein the ambrosial ambits of recondite erudition shall usher me into a realm of ineffable epiphanies, transmuting my existence into an apotheosis of perspicacious quintessence.

I mean, it works, if that is what you really wanted... As you are torn from this reality, everyone face palms, letting the universe know of their disappointment.

I wish that this message is not replied to.

Quote from HeresJohnny1 >>

I mean, it works, if that is what you really wanted... As you are torn from this reality, everyone face palms, letting the universe know of their disappointment.

I wish that this message is not replied to.

 it wasn't replyed to. it was quoted.

No Wish?

I have everything that I need

but

I wish that this will be the last comment on this thread for all eternity.

(Try to beat that)

this is the first نظر on this tread

I wish i had more then 3 brain cells

Quote from inew >>

this is the first نظر on this tread

I wish i had more then 3 brain cells

 what does نظر mean?

You are now so smart that no one likes you because you make them feel dumb.

I wish to be able to make AI art well.

Quote from DOMINATOR2022 >>

Quote from inew >>

this is the first نظر on this tread

I wish i had more then 3 brain cells

 what does نظر mean?

You are now so smart that no one likes you because you make them feel dumb.

I wish to be able to make AI art well.

 Persian for opinion))

You become an AI, forever making art and never caring.

I wish.

You fail to specify what you wished for, and in the confusion winnerofall who has deemed themselves the wish granting entity gives you every object you could possibly have wished for, and this causes there to be such a great mass that a black hole forms, ripping you apart and consuming you.

i wish i could cast fireball as a cantrip

Done, you can cast Fireball as a cantrip but only in a tiny room.

I wish that I could have a scroll.