Granted, the novelty of your god-mode is short lived and you soon find you would have rather enjoyed love and friendship than ultimate power. In your depression you try to bring your suffering to an end, but you prove to be beyond even your own power. You live on knowing no joy. If only you had known before becoming all-knowing.
I wish to enjoy love and friendship, however short lived.
Granted. You enjoy love and friendship for a millisecond, then develop amnesia, forget about it, and get killed in a shady alleyway by someone who you owed money
I wish I was immortal and eternally youthful
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"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Wish granted! However you will never break free of this simulation and will therefore never experience Real Life.
I wish that the next draft of the artificer be released on this Tuesday.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Granted: You are hired to work in a pillow factory where you are not permitted to quit or receive raises. Your yearly salary is paid in pillows that didn't pass quality control (but are still comfortable).
I wish I had the poise of an Olympic fencer, the mental dexterity of a professional chess grand master, and an ice cream sandwich.
That sounds about right...
Granted, the novelty of your god-mode is short lived and you soon find you would have rather enjoyed love and friendship than ultimate power. In your depression you try to bring your suffering to an end, but you prove to be beyond even your own power. You live on knowing no joy. If only you had known before becoming all-knowing.
I wish to enjoy love and friendship, however short lived.
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Granted. You enjoy love and friendship for a millisecond, then develop amnesia, forget about it, and get killed in a shady alleyway by someone who you owed money
I wish I was immortal and eternally youthful
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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You are eternally youthful. To be exact, you are now a fetus forever.
I wish for this thread to finally end.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Granted. You ended it... but then it started up again. It's the season of reboots!
I wish for some guidance in my life...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
You get it! - the wrong kind...
I wish to be immune to all sicknesses/diseases and immune to injury
Granted, but your immune system works overtime to keep you going, making you tired all the time and your body aches.
I wish to be able to time/space travel with perfect precision to when/where I want.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
Granted! However, upon arriving, you forget why you went there. Well contemplating this, the ground caves in beneath you and you are crushed.
I wish I always know what sports team will win the World Series 1 month in advance
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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Granted, but you always forget to bet on it or let people know.
I wish to have D&D characters sheets I could edit for people in real life.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
Wish granted! However you will never break free of this simulation and will therefore never experience Real Life.
I wish that the next draft of the artificer be released on this Tuesday.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
An artificer has Been released and is standing on a women named Tuesday.
I wishe that I could gain a useful super power.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The power is useful for one second on one day of one year...and it won't be this one!
I wish I had a steady job that paid a comfortable amount.
Granted: You are hired to work in a pillow factory where you are not permitted to quit or receive raises. Your yearly salary is paid in pillows that didn't pass quality control (but are still comfortable).
I wish I had the poise of an Olympic fencer, the mental dexterity of a professional chess grand master, and an ice cream sandwich.
Granted, but the ice cream sandwich kills you.
I wish that I had clean shoes.
They dirty very quickly.
I wish for a glow in the dark dice set.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Granted. They're highly radioactive.
I wish for a pair of comfy trainers that fit me and aren't broken.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
there only 10 years old, and they run off you be the very best, like no one ever was.
i wish for a can of soda
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The can turned out to be full of BAKING soda. Ahhhchooooo!!!
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
ooops forgot! I wish for a million wood switches
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
The wood switches into poison.
I wish that nobody would go hungry ever again.
They are all dead. Never have to worry about being hungry now, huh?
I wish to win any bet I make.
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon