You become so tall your head reaches outer space, and you die from having no air
i wish for infinite paper
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You become so tall your head reaches outer space, and you die from having no air
i wish for infinite paper
The world implodes, the gravitational force of the infinite paper turning into an infinite black hole, which then proceeds to gain more an more power from the infinite paper and eventually destroys all of reality
I wish to put reality back together
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It gets put back together-but everything is paper! Even you!
i wish to have telekinesis
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
I wish for anything to happen, not happen, cease to happen, or for this wish to be fulfilled or not fulfilled, or for paradox's to happen or not happen, or anything else, or nothing else.
You become sandwiched between to pigs, dying from the pressure.
I wish for anything to happen, not happen, cease to happen, or for this wish to be fulfilled or not fulfilled, or for paradox's to happen or not happen, or anything else, or nothing else.
Many things happen to you at once, so many you get a seizure, and then you explode since that was one of the things that happened
I wish for nobody to get ninja'ed on the forums
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You become Sans right after he takes his last breath. Aka when he dies. And no, you don't get the plot armor to keep respawning over and over.
It seems innocent, but kills you in your sleep.
I wish to become Papyrus, who is objectively stronger. *Edit: wait I see where this is going...*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You become a piece of papyrus, the old fashioned papery stuff.
I wish to become infinitely tall
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Granted, you destroy the universe.
I wish to meet WD GASTER
slugcat scoggers
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
You become so tall your head reaches outer space, and you die from having no air
i wish for infinite paper
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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The world implodes, the gravitational force of the infinite paper turning into an infinite black hole, which then proceeds to gain more an more power from the infinite paper and eventually destroys all of reality
I wish to put reality back together
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It gets put back together-but everything is paper! Even you!
i wish to have telekinesis
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Granted, though you get awful migraines before, after, and while you use your power.
I wish to become a Super Saiyan.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
You do, but your power level is -12.
I wish for an excuse to make a Mad Max style armor suit with mounted weaponry.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You get an excuse to build it, but every time you build one it mysteriously vanishes.
I wish for a ham sandwich
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
You are transported to the earldom of Sandwich in England and transformed into a ham (a really bad actor).
I wish to own a katana (a samurai longsword).
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
You own it, but never receive it as it is stolen.
I wish for anything to happen, not happen, cease to happen, or for this wish to be fulfilled or not fulfilled, or for paradox's to happen or not happen, or anything else, or nothing else.
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
Many things happen to you at once, so many you get a seizure, and then you explode since that was one of the things that happened
I wish for nobody to get ninja'ed on the forums
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! Ninjas will not enter the screen and attack people. Instead, people's posts will be skipped over.
I wish the thing I'm thinking of would come true.
Upvote these 18 unique mythical weapon materials!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
Granted! It starts hailing tacquitos.
I wish for it to also rain tacos.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! It starts raining clones of my friend nicknamed Tacos.
I wish that racism stopped being a thing
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
sadly i dont think that will ever happen
I wish that everything is edible and safe to be eaten
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
Granted, most things taste disgusting.
I wish for a fungus.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted it's among us
I wish to find the fungus among us
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you become paranoid, and are convinced that the next person to post (after me) is the fungus.
I wish for some raw mushrooms.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you die of food poisoning
I wish I'm heavily convinced the next person is the fungus instead of me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ