You defied the wish, the strongest spell in the world. The unstable energy generating from the spell causes the world to erupt and be destroyed for ever, gods screaming in panic as their own creations are melted away. Chaos ensues and you have no one to blame for yourself.
I wish to be able to cast spells in real life :3
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
You get transported instantly and have to spend your life there, getting to be a better builder.
I wish to be able to control all the D&D characters and live my life on the coast of Wildemount in complete luxury, while continuing to DM all the games in the Worlds...
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Granted! You are teleported to an insane asylum endlessly staring at a snow globe of your self in Wildemount looking at a snow globe of your self endlessly into infinitum.
Awesome! Now the only roll they make are to seduce people and they role-play it.
I wish for the ability to cast wish in real life!
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Why? Why did you have to do that?
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
You defied the wish, the strongest spell in the world. The unstable energy generating from the spell causes the world to erupt and be destroyed for ever, gods screaming in panic as their own creations are melted away. Chaos ensues and you have no one to blame for yourself.
I wish to be able to cast spells in real life :3
Granted, but only Prestidigitation, and the government wants to catch you and study you
I wish to have a pet mimic that follows all my commands
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The FBI and the CIA finds the mimic illegal and decided to break open your house at midnight killing the mimic on accident.
Btw prestidigitation is actually very useful ngl.
I wish for the class Paladin to get nerfed
You mean The Paladins videogame ???
Ahhhh yes yes.... that game should be nerfed till the bone, hahaha.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
i wish to have no wish consequence.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Your life has ended so that no wishes have consequences.
I wish for D&D Beyond to make the Player's Handbook free.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
I wholeheartedly agree with that wish and cannot bear to fail it.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
I wish that all the books on D&D Beyond were free.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
that as well
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
They become free, but Wizards of the Coast shuts down dndbeyond because it is losing money.
I wish to cast similacrum.
But the Simulacrum is corrupted by the power of Grandfather Nurgle, and infects you with an incurable disease.
I wish for better building skills in SimplePlanes...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
You get transported instantly and have to spend your life there, getting to be a better builder.
I wish to be able to control all the D&D characters and live my life on the coast of Wildemount in complete luxury, while continuing to DM all the games in the Worlds...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Granted! You are teleported to an insane asylum endlessly staring at a snow globe of your self in Wildemount looking at a snow globe of your self endlessly into infinitum.
I wish for a continental breakfast
Great! It transforms into battery acid on its way down your esophagus.
I wish for people in my D&D group to roleplay a bit more.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Awesome! Now the only roll they make are to seduce people and they role-play it.
I wish for the ability to cast wish in real life!
I knew that you were going to do that...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Okay, but the adjudicating "DM" so to speak is a council made up of your worst enemies.
I wish that I could stop murderhoboism if I stare the player in the eyes menacingly while they're doing it.
Homebrew is fun.
... but only if you are spraying yourself with pepper spray in the eyes while you are doing it
I wish for world peace for forever
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The earth implodes, and all is quiet serenity. Good job.
I wish that I could always tell when people are lying.
Homebrew is fun.