I pay good money to someone on the dark web to arrive promptly at your house and proceed to hack out enough of your non-essential bones to craft said dice with. When he's finished, they'll resemble these dice *exactly* because he knows how to make any part of a human being into something soulbound to them that will nearly always produce favorable results. Your life will not be greatly impacted by the absence of your original bone-material, as it has been replaced, but occasionally you will experience soreness with the weather and vivid nightmares of the event.
I wish for no wishes I make to ever, ever, ever go wrong in any way, shape or form >:)
Granted, but the heroic adventurer sacrifices his own life to prevent the evil effects of wishing on the thread. One second later, the evil god of this thread curses it with the same effects it had before, rendering your wish entirely useless.
Just Before the one second it took the evil god to cast his spell, I wish for a cat that is friendly to me and doesn’t try to kill me :)
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
You are a god, deeply known for their generosity and kindess. But evil shall always lurk in the darkness. You are then killed by a jealous rival. You are a god but you never said you were immortal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for the next person not being able to wish
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Your pet rat comes back to life and proceeds to scratch your eyeballs out.
I wish for TPBM to only write in vowels.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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I wish for a physical set of those dice to be in front of me in the next 3 days, and that they're paid for by TPBM.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
I pay good money to someone on the dark web to arrive promptly at your house and proceed to hack out enough of your non-essential bones to craft said dice with. When he's finished, they'll resemble these dice *exactly* because he knows how to make any part of a human being into something soulbound to them that will nearly always produce favorable results. Your life will not be greatly impacted by the absence of your original bone-material, as it has been replaced, but occasionally you will experience soreness with the weather and vivid nightmares of the event.
I wish for no wishes I make to ever, ever, ever go wrong in any way, shape or form >:)
there is an paralell univverse where this wish comes true. It is not this one however
i wish for all glass that is not fiberglass to instantly turn into stone
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Granted, but your glasses become stone, so you can’t see with them on.
I wish to not become famous
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To prevent that eventuality, you cease to exist.
I wish for this thread to have life again.
Homebrew is fun.
granted, this thread will gain sentience and attempt to take over the world again, thanks idiot.
i wish for the dastardly plots of the twist the wish thread to be foiled by some heroic adventurer
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Granted, but the heroic adventurer sacrifices his own life to prevent the evil effects of wishing on the thread. One second later, the evil god of this thread curses it with the same effects it had before, rendering your wish entirely useless.
Just Before the one second it took the evil god to cast his spell, I wish for a cat that is friendly to me and doesn’t try to kill me :)
Granted. Now all the dogs & tigers hates you. They face you immediatedly, and ram over you.
I wish I could change your profile avatar into a coloured 16-bit pic.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. but now you are that avatar.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
I wish for a level twenty character from dnd to come to my house and become my bodyguard.
Murder Hobo Help (a great place for new dm's to get help with murderhobos and a great place to share how you've delt with murderhobos)
granted. Its is Abserd
I wish for all the money in the world to be delivered to my bank account...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Granted, but only for 1 millisecond so you can’t spend it
I wish for everything to be free
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to kill you.
I wish to live forever along with anyone I choose...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
You will see them when you die
I wish for a muffin
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
That has raisins instead of blueberries
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Your wish?
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
to be revered as a god
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
You are a god, deeply known for their generosity and kindess. But evil shall always lurk in the darkness. You are then killed by a jealous rival. You are a god but you never said you were immortal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for the next person not being able to wish
But they do it anyways.
I wish that my pet rat hadn't died a month ago...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Your pet rat comes back to life and proceeds to scratch your eyeballs out.
I wish for TPBM to only write in vowels.