You get a box that when opened sings who let the dogs out at 1000 decibels

I wish to be able to sleep from 12 until six o clock every night

You can now only sleep between 6 and 12 every night, and your sleep is always plagued by nightmares.

I wish for a celestial bronze, Stygian iron, imperial gold, steel, and silver bladed sword with a double edged blade that is 3 feet long.

You can but not directly to your own comment.

I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for unlimited power

the wish gods get confused by how many times you said wish and it doesn't come through.

I wish for $10

Your wish is granted but all paper money is now Williams there is no 1$ Williams or 100$ Williams. People have to switch to online money or coins in order to say how much something cost. 

I wish to understand the lore of games

The understanding blows your brain up

i wish

more than anything 

more than life

more than the moon

i wish to go to the festival

i wish to go to the festival 

i know

 I’ll go to mothers grave at the base of the willow tree and tell her I just want to go to the kings festival!

Synac 404 error. The wish is accidentally delivered to a tarrasque who finds you and kills you

I wish for a wish to be twisted twice.

Wish granted. You wish that you were dead, and so you die at the feet of a cleric who can cast revevify. But he is in the death domain so he burns your dody as a sacrifice. 

I wish I was the most powerful and influential man in the multiverse -Tim the Rouge

You are. Just when you gained this status you where deleted from the universe

I wish for  chicken nugets

A bunch of chicken nuggets fall from the sky and land on the floor. 

I wish for ice cream rain. Like just big ol' scoops of ice cream to just fall outta the sky for like three days. It's gotta be good ice cream. 

Your wish is granted, for three days strait it rains nonstop ice cream. It cant be melted even by magic means and one scoop falls on your head as you look up and you suffocate.

I wish I could tame the tarrasque and keep it as a pet.

You take a baby tarrasque whom becomes your pet. However the baby tarrasque’s mom is not happy about this and comes and kills you.

I wish for every wish on this page to be multi quoted

DnDbyond explodes ,and needs to be reset which it does so right up to the moment you make your wish thus preventing the incident a second time...

I wish for a wish that isn't bad. 

Wish granted, but it comes from wish (dot) com so just mediocre

I wish for financial stability

Edit: words

You are given financial stability which lasts a couple hours ,and you are eventually forced to declare bankruptcy. 

I wish for all the oxygen on the world to fade out of existence for five seconds ,and to come back as if nothing had happened. 

Granted, but during the 5 seconds it’s replaced with poison gas so everyone dies

I wish for every game on Steam

The wish gods misunderstand your wish and think you wished for every game made of steam. You now have a lot of steam.

I wish for the world to implode.

Some random planet in the galaxy implodes

i wish for a rock

An asteroid lands on you

i wish for eternal life