You fireball your own wishbone. Because you are suddenly a chicken.
I wish that people would notice the white text.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
The wish gods twist a wish for THE WISH, and say no to your wish.
I wish for a genie's lamp.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I wish for all telemarketers across the globe to get a very vivid mental image of their grandparents naked and doing JoJo poses.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You are given the esteemed job of telemarketer, and as a result you get all the work benefits that telemarketers do. You also die, and thus cannot enjoy those benefits.
I wish for everyone to experience a slow painful death. Everybody in existence. Anyone who has already died comes back to life only to die an equally painful death.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
You are given the esteemed job of telemarketer, and as a result you get all the work benefits that telemarketers do. You also die, and thus cannot enjoy those benefits.
I wish for everyone to experience a slow painful death. Everybody in existence. Anyone who has already died comes back to life only to die an equally painful death.
This includes you.
I wish for the previous wish to fail.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
You are given the esteemed job of telemarketer, and as a result you get all the work benefits that telemarketers do. You also die, and thus cannot enjoy those benefits.
I wish for everyone to experience a slow painful death. Everybody in existence. Anyone who has already died comes back to life only to die an equally painful death.
You don't have to edit this post. Someone else does and gets you banned.
I wish for Demogorgon dying in the Out of the Abyss campaign I am playing in, same conditions as my previous wishes(My first wish about Grazz't dying happened untwisted, although I had two hit points left.)
You fireball your own wishbone. Because you are suddenly a chicken.
I wish that people would notice the white text.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You are standing by the spontaneous chicken when it fireballs itself.
I wish for Demogorgon and Orcus to go back to the Abyss with the same conditions as my most recent other wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
The wish gods kill you for having no wish
I wish I could not get banned.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You don't get banned, but you get banned on a different thread
I wish for my homebrew creations to be noticed and upvoted
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Granted. All your upvotes are bots.
I wish that the Wish Gods would twist the wish less severely
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
The wish gods twist a wish for THE WISH, and say no to your wish.
I wish for a genie's lamp.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Granted. I am the genie and twist all your wishes.
I wish for a plate of Papyrus' Spaghetti that's not frozen.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
It is not frozen, just very cold
I wish for the cheese stuck to the table.
When players get creative.
Granted. The mouse gets it before you do.
I wish for Deltarune Chapter 2.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted. You get your sushi ... in 100 years.
I wish for all telemarketers across the globe to get a very vivid mental image of their grandparents naked and doing JoJo poses.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. The telemarketers telemarket pictures of naked grandparents.
I wish that all telemarketers die with the same conditions as my previous wishes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You are given the esteemed job of telemarketer, and as a result you get all the work benefits that telemarketers do. You also die, and thus cannot enjoy those benefits.
I wish for everyone to experience a slow painful death. Everybody in existence. Anyone who has already died comes back to life only to die an equally painful death.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
This includes you.
I wish for the previous wish to fail.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Nothing happens, since the previous wish was just Life with less zombies
I wish I didn't have to edit this post, because I have the memory of a goldfish and forgot to make a wish
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Same conditions as my previous wishes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You don't have to edit this post. Someone else does and gets you banned.
I wish for Demogorgon dying in the Out of the Abyss campaign I am playing in, same conditions as my previous wishes(My first wish about Grazz't dying happened untwisted, although I had two hit points left.)
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
he dies but other demon lords start fighting over his realm causing chaos
i wish for the recipe for healing potions
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
You gain the recipe for potion of healing dice
I wish to
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When players get creative.
You reply to the topic but it is something stupid that you can't delete before someone sees it.
Chaos in the Abyss is better then chaos in the Underdark. I've killed almost all the demon lords there.
I wish for Orcus do die, same conditions as my previous wishes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
well i guess thats cool to dice! i wish for a proper healing potion not healing potion dice
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here