It is so fluffy that everyone wants it and a war starts and you get killed.
I wish for a jetpack.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You are granted this wish, but you spend so much time watching it that you forget to eat and starve to death.
I wish for a genie who will grant me 3 wishes.
The genie appears, but twists all of your wishes in the most brutal ways possible.
I wish for more people to become aware of the racial injustice in America.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I wish for Adohand to beat up the next person who posts in this thread.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
The only magic you know is to roll on the wild magic table.
I wish for the person who responds to this to not twist my wish.
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
You get moldy cheese. And by that I mean blue cheese.
I wish that my character sheet would let me cast find familiar.
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
you get unlimited play money, and germany arrests you for having glittery dice.
I wish i had 70 completely normal copies of the card game We Didn't Playtest This At All that I can access and there are no problems with whatsoever.
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
It is so fluffy that everyone wants it and a war starts and you get killed.
I wish for a jetpack.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You open your backpack to write down your wish, and a B52 explodes out of it into your face at terminal velocity.
I wish to be immortal and invulnerable to pain.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Your immediate death is painless.
I wish for a sitcom of The Tales of Adventurer's Tavern, with all the in character scenes and no new additions.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You are granted this wish, but you spend so much time watching it that you forget to eat and starve to death.
I wish for a genie who will grant me 3 wishes.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The genie appears, but twists all of your wishes in the most brutal ways possible.
I wish for more people to become aware of the racial injustice in America.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted, but they only intensify the conflict, dividing the world between tradition and morals.
I wish for the world to be at peace with one another’s differences.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The world itself is at peace, but the people in it are even less so, starting wars with anyone who's different from them.
I wish for a pug that looks like a loaf of bread.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You eat it and get arrested for cannibalism.
I wish for Adohand to beat up the next person who posts in this thread.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Your evil twin posts next and you get beat up.
I wish I had infinite memes.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted, but they're horribly organised and you never find the one, you're looking for.
I wish I knew magic.
The only magic you know is to roll on the wild magic table.
I wish for the person who responds to this to not twist my wish.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted. I had a friend twist it for me.
I wish for inspiration.
You are inspired to build a toilet.
I wish for a wish.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted. That was your wish
I wish for cheese
You get moldy cheese. And by that I mean blue cheese.
I wish that my character sheet would let me cast find familiar.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Joke's on you, I like blue cheese.
Granted, but your familiar takes the shape of a pet rock.
I wish for a Deck of Many Things
You get it, but it only has the Skull card.
I wish for you to stop liking blue cheese.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted, but I already ate the cheese.
I wish I had unlimited money
you get unlimited play money, and germany arrests you for having glittery dice.
I wish i had 70 completely normal copies of the card game We Didn't Playtest This At All that I can access and there are no problems with whatsoever.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted, but nobody wants to play it with you.
I wish to be let out of prison.