The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The dust specks are only specks when looked at by Cthulu. One appears in your left lung, and causes you to not be able to breathe well enough to not-die.
I wish to be able to get to sleep immediately after laying down on my bed.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
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Inside your body it tears you apart.
I wish for 6 dust specks in the world.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The dust specks are only specks when looked at by Cthulu. One appears in your left lung, and causes you to not be able to breathe well enough to not-die.
I wish to be able to get to sleep immediately after laying down on my bed.
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You sleep forever.
I w i s h f o r a d o g .
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The D.O.G. (Destructive Octopus Gun) appears in your hands.
I wish for an O.W.L.
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You are forced to take the O.W.L.s (Ordinary Wizarding Levels). You’re a barbarian.
i wish that I was all-powerful
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You have the power of All. Unfortunately, All was a frog.
I wish to eat bread.
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The bread is oversized and dosen't fits so well in your mouth.
I wish I could roll Nat 2 on every d20 saving throws I do.
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You always roll a 2 every single time you roll. The DM accuses you for cheating and you get banned from all your campaigns.
I wish that someone, somewhere, had a turtle riding around on their head.
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That random being have yet an oversized Turtle riding around his/her head, which also causes 1d8 bludgeoning damage per second.
I wish I could apply a shape of Grease over any pet/ familiar I see.
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Any living thing you see is immediately covered in grease, including yourself.
I wish that I had a bucket of chicken.
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You get a bucket of tricks that only summons chickens.
I wish to have a friendly pet cow.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You get a baby cow that is friends with everyone but you.
I wish for a bucket that contains an infinite amount of grilled chicken.
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You tip over the bucket, chicken starts to spew forth, filling the room and crushing you.
I wish for freshly baked pizza
You get a freshly-baked pizza. It is covered with the toppings you hate most.
I wish for a slice of pizza with the toppings I like most on it that regenerates any bites that are taken out of it in less than a second.
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after you had your fill, you realize, you can't get rid of this pizza. After a while it start to get mouldy. still it appears whereever you go.
I wish for a pet owl bear
You get to pet an owl bear before it disembowels you.
I wish to be leader of the Material Plane.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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The material plane decides that it doesn't want a leader. You are banished from the material plane.
I wish to know what wish I could make that would prevent the wish from being twisted in any way.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Congrats, the gods hate you for outsmarting them.
I wish for the 1st made Holy Avenger
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You get it... smashed into your face.
I wish for nothing that has anything to do with this wish to go wrong.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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The gods still hate you
I wish for Adohand to beat up PugofUtterDestruction
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.