It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
They did, but they're too lazy to change anything so they just lock you up anyway.
I wish I didn't suck now.
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It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You have an airship, but it is rusty and incapable of flight. It is also filled with gangsters.
I wish to be able to alter reality to my whim, even after death.
You can alter reality... but it turns out reality doesn't like being altered.
I wish for my computer to always have access to WiFi (my computer is annoying like that).
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You go to the future when it is repaired. But it would have destroyed the space-time continuum. So the gods banished you from all existence.
I wish for nobody to post on this thread until 16 minutes and 1 second has passed.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You gain a slave named Greg Everything. Your abuse towards him causes you to be arrested.
I wish that Fall Guys was a real televised sport.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Sadly, joke's on you, nobody wants to play the copy I already have with me.
You are released and immediately are framed for murder.
I wish I wasn't so awesome.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
Granted, you suck now.
I wish they found the real murderer
They did, but they're too lazy to change anything so they just lock you up anyway.
I wish I didn't suck now.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
You are more awesome, but you can no longer suck on popsicles (or anything else, for that matter).
I wish that more people posted on this thread.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. The thread is drowned by spammers.
I wish to be impossibly powerful.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You become strong enough to break the laws of physics, but the police throw you in physics jail for breaking those laws.
I wish to continue existing for as long as existence exists.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Your existence doesn't.
I wish to be able to fly and read minds.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The genie is confused, because those are actually two wishes. You can now read and fly minds
I wish I had an airship
I wish to be able to alter reality to my whim, even after death.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You can alter reality... but it turns out reality doesn't like being altered.
I wish for my computer to always have access to WiFi (my computer is annoying like that).
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Your computer has access to WiFi... ...but it's your neighbor's WiFi and you don't know the password.
I wish the next person to post doesn't try to kill me.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted, I'll just horribly mame you
I wish my airship was repaired
You go to the future when it is repaired. But it would have destroyed the space-time continuum. So the gods banished you from all existence.
I wish for nobody to post on this thread until 16 minutes and 1 second has passed.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted, but you will have to re-evaluate your definition of 16 minutes and 1 second
I wish myself back into existence
im afraid this is not possible for you do not exist and thus cant wish
i wish for Korfi2Go to be brought back into existance
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Your wish is granted, but they will probably twist your wishes in the future.
I wish I had a pie (not to eat, just to have in existence in my house).
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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There is a pie, in your house, you can't find it, it smells burnt.
I wish for everyone's electricity to not be cut off becailuse of damage from the snow, and ice storm.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
All electricity cannot be turned off ever. (so if anyone tries to fix a light-bulb or anything they get electrocuted.
I wish that whenever I make a wish (this one included) it is interpreted exactly as I meant it to with no variations whatsoever.
(or if that breaks the game I don't know if it's actually twist-able)
I wish for ultimate power over everything.
You gain a slave named Greg Everything. Your abuse towards him causes you to be arrested.
I wish that Fall Guys was a real televised sport.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Fall Guys is now considered a sport, and is on TV, but you can't find the channel it's on.
I wish that a camel pops into existence somewhere in the world.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school