Wish granted, unfortuently the mosh pit causes an earthquake that drops a stage light on you
I wish to be able to summon anything at will
You can now summon anything. However, it is always being thrown at the nearest person by the name of Will.
I wish to not be dead.
You are now alive... then get killed again by Lolth.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish to slay Adohand.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
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Granted. No twist is made.
I wish that dragons were friendly.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Dragons are friendly, but only to other dragons.
I wish that the army attacking me would fight the dragon that's also attacking me instead of me.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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They fight each other, but you die in the crossfire.
I wish to be able to choose an effect from the Wild Magic table and choose the target whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You can do this, but it targets everyone, not just who you want.
I wish to be a bard.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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You successfully become a bard.
I wish to be level 20.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but you are eaten by a very old Tarrasque.
I wish that Chihiro, Taka, Gonta, and Gundham were survivors. (danganronpa again-)
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Those people are now on the TV show, Survivor.
I wish that II had an instrument to play (namely, a guitar).
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
They deserve to be there instead of dead.
You get a guitar...the electric kind. As in electric shocks.
I wish I could hug fictional characters.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Look them up and you'll understand what I meant.))
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
you can but now you are a fictional character
i wish people would actually like me
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. You deserve it.
I wish to be able to have infinite reactions and cast counterspell at will.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You run into a clone of yourself and are forever stuck the first time someone casts a spell, instantly counterspelling one another.
I wish to fix the rift in spacetime that the last wish caused.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Granted. You fall in right before it closes, though.
I wish to play the guitar.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, but you're really bad at it.
I wish to destroy all magic in the Material Plane.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The wish decides not to listen, as it is magic itself, and so that would cause a paradox.
I wish to be good at playing the guitar.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, you are good at playing The Guitar, the Sacred Instrument. Unfortunately there's only one in the universe and it belongs to Pelor.
I wish to entrap Asmodeus on Carceri.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You forget, I wished for a guitar earlier.
Asmodeus is entrapped on Carceri... For a millisecond.
I wish to play my guitar with my new good guitar skills in front of a large audience.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish granted, unfortuently the mosh pit causes an earthquake that drops a stage light on you
I wish to be able to summon anything at will
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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You can now summon anything. However, it is always being thrown at the nearest person by the name of Will.
I wish to not be dead.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You are now alive... then get killed again by Lolth.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish to slay Adohand.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.