I wish for a delicious, non-poisoned chocolate cake. (Really, too much “it’s poisoned” spam on food wishes. There are many other ways to twist them. The two twists of garlic bread wishes above are good)
Granted, but 13 apparently is unlucky, because the smaller goon balloon convinces the 12 that they should band together and create an army. (btw I LOVE goon balloons)
I wish I had 20 levels in the wizard class.
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Wish granted! You kill all three dozen highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives and they rise as undead, each weighing 5 tons with a speed of 1, then set off on a mission to crush the usurper.
You are turned into garlic bread from over-consumption.
I wish for the ability to turn invisible.
Granted. But while you're able to cast [Tooltip Not Found] you have no idea which spell that is.
I wish the weather would make up its mind about whether or not it wanted to rain today.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. But then you lose your internet and it's pointless.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. BUT a woodpecker pops it for no apparent reason.
I wish I could stop accidentally biting my tongue.
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You start intentionally biting your tongue
I wish for a delicious, non-poisoned chocolate cake. (Really, too much “it’s poisoned” spam on food wishes. There are many other ways to twist them. The two twists of garlic bread wishes above are good)
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
(I was wondering if someone would say that)
Granted. But it isn't your pet (like in your previous wish). So it just wanders around, occasionally attacking people, unable to be damaged.
I wish for a block of cheese.
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Granted, but 13 apparently is unlucky, because the smaller goon balloon convinces the 12 that they should band together and create an army. (btw I LOVE goon balloons)
I wish I had 20 levels in the wizard class.
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Wish granted! it has ate all other goon balloons now it demands human sacrifices as for every one of its meals! every single day!
I wish for all the D&D beyond perks
Wish granted! You kill all three dozen highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives and they rise as undead, each weighing 5 tons with a speed of 1, then set off on a mission to crush the usurper.
I wish that I had the STR of a god!
Your Strength is 30, but all your other abilities are 1, and you have 1 HP and vulnerability to all damage.
I wish for dndbeyond to exist as of 49 seconds from now.
i am a human being.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you only lived 48.99 seconds after you made this wish...
I wish I could have an AC of 40.