Granted! After a few years you become the worlds heaviest person because using the table was always so tempting.
I wish for a pair of headphones that wouldn’t break every 2 months.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted! You wear out your shoes and smack into a flagpole.
I wish all dnd spells, races, magic items, classes, and feats were available in real life.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
sorry my wish is i wish i had a genie
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
all your posts are EEEEEE....... and you get banned
I wish for a good gpu
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
granted, but the posts come in so fast that your device (computer, phone, ipad, etc,) crashes
My wish is for a magic table that whatever food i ask for appears on it in exactly the proportions i want
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
Granted! After a few years you become the worlds heaviest person because using the table was always so tempting.
I wish for a pair of headphones that wouldn’t break every 2 months.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted. You get a pair of headphones that break every 2 days
I wish for a vr headset with longer battery life
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
they break every 2 months and 1 day
i wish for covid to end
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
It ends but is replaced by a disease that makes you turn into a hyena every three days
I wish they would do a Ravenloft campaign adventure
It’s just curse of strahd but extended with boring parts.
I wish my previous wish were properly answered instead of ninja-ing someone else then getting ignored
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You can. But only into a housefly
I wish to stop ninja-ing people so someone can twist my wish properly
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted, but it's magic is that although it is shaped like a boomerang, it does not come back to you.
I wish I had super speed, faster than anyone has ever been.
Granted! You wear out your shoes and smack into a flagpole.
I wish all dnd spells, races, magic items, classes, and feats were available in real life.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted. But they're they're gluten-free baked jalapeno-tuna veggie chips.
I wish I could set my forum avatar as a gif that cycles through the various options I'd consider for my avatar.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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