Yeah, but that fluffy blanket is made from the skin of your dead pets

I really wish I had a giant bagel

granted! You are now trapped in a giant bagel!

I wish i was good at video games.

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Yeah, but that fluffy blanket is made from the skin of your dead pets

I really wish I had a giant bagel

 same sister, wish granted

i wish i had a giant bagel too

the bagel crushes you to a pulp and your bones are tuned into shards 

i wish that anime girls  where real and there where into me

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the bagel crushes you to a pulp and your bones are tuned into shards 

 

i wish that anime girls  where real and there where into me

 they are real, and they are into you.........                                                                         you die painfully from having every std at once

i wish to be anthro shark bc sharks have 2 ***** and also bc why not

Yeah, but they suck you into the computer and you can only live in 2d

I wish dodos didn't go extinct and I could have one as a pet

they pluck your eyes out while your sleeping you are now blind and fall off a cliff

i wish that i am the dm

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they pluck your eyes out while your sleeping you are now blind and fall off a cliff

i wish that i am the dm

 you are, and you suck at it HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i wish for the cake to not be a lie

The cake is not a lie, and tells all the horrible secrets you've been hiding

I wish for my eyes back

Granted. You get your eyes back but no surgeon knows how to actually make them usable.

I wish for a picture of an unlikely, but absolutely adorable, animal friendship.

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Granted. You get your eyes back but no surgeon knows how to actually make them usable.

I wish for a picture of an unlikely, but absolutely adorable, animal friendship.

you see the picture and you brain implodes by how rare  this friendship is  

i wish i had a mcwater

Wish granted! You get a mcwater! But it did kinda say if you drink it, you'll owe McDonald's 50k

I wish I wasn't sick anymore!

Granted, but we're using the slang definition of "sick" which means you're no longer cool, but still ill.

I wish I could have Chinese food more often. 

You now live in China, where all the food is technically from China, and therefore Chinese!

I wish for delicious garlic bread that won’t kill me if I eat it.

Granted! It instead propels you forward in time to the day that you die, one second before you die to be specific. 

I wish that I could have some of that garlic bread, but it instead brings me back to when I was a newborn. 

Granted. But not only are you brought back to being a newborn, you remain a newborn. Forever.

I wish for a simpler time. 

Granted. The universe rearranges time so that it goes a lot slower, and there is only one day a year, and there are no confusing times of day or anything like that, just a day. Gets a bit boring, though. (I also wish the same thing, Vitus) 

I actually wish for some good songs to hear, that are new to me. 

Granted. But now your playlist is... interesting.

They're Taking the Hobbits To Isengard

I've got a Jar of Dirt

Why is the Rum Gone

Have You Ever Had A Dream?

Apparently

(for more serious recommendations, hit me up in a different thread)

I wish I knew more remixes.

(Yes! Apparently!) 

Granted! But you don't know the originals. 

I wish I was more musical. 

Granted. You are turned in a half-human half-electric-accordion cyborg.

Bonus remix: Tosche Station

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much when it came to folding laundry.