you fail cast the wish spell too bad ) :

i wish i knew what  American dollars in US banknotes is

Granted! But you forget all other information that you have learned over the course of your entire life. 

I wish I could make good homebrew for D&D 5e. 

Granted. You make awesome homebrew. The best homebrew there ever was. But every DM you play with wants to stick to strictly official content.

@melkkight, is the notes wish more with taking notes being a nuisance or difficulty with the health class? Not sure how it is at your school, but I do remember the Health class being one of the easier ones. And one useful test-tip I found was that if the question was multiple choice and one of the options was "two of the above are correct" then that was the correct option to select. 

I wish there was a moon colony already.

Granted! BUT everyone forgets about Earth, once they all move to the moon (yeah, i know, why would they do that), and it dissolves into a land of wild beasts. 

I wish for more intelligence. 

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Granted! BUT everyone forgets about Earth, once they all move to the moon (yeah, i know, why would they do that), and it dissolves into a land of wild beasts. 

I wish for more intelligence. 

its not that its a hard class im in the class right now typing this its just boring its so easy but the notes become repetitive and boring as a said early and when i don't take them i get in trouble so its a lose lose very sad  

i wish that VitusW would read this

Granted! But he doesn't reply. 

I wish he would reply. 

Granted, but making that a wish means I have to twist it and make the reply a pain to decipher. 

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Helpful tip: it's a simply number cypher where 1=A, 2=B, ..., 26=Z.

I wish for the above message to be decoded.

Unfortunately it is impossible to know exactly what Base the above message is using, but through my vast intellect I have determined that it is either the FitnessGram PACER Test, the Gettysburg Address, or Portuguese.

I wish clouds were more physical so I could float around on them.

Granted. Now whenever it's foggy people are getting absolutely bodied for daring to go outside. 

I wish garden cleanup in the fall was easier.

Your wish is granted! It i eaiser in the fall, because all the leaves come back on your birthday! And instead of your birthday you'll have to be cleaning the leaves!

I wish i dont have nightmares for the rest of my life

Granted! You see something so horribly, truly shocking that you are unable to sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish the Tuff Golem was voted instead of the Sniffer

Granted, one person who was going to vote for the sniffer, voted for the Tuff Golem. This did not affect the result.

I wish for free physical copies of the OneD&D rulebooks

Granted! But they’re all seperated pages… well this is a mess 

I wish for skittles

Granted. But they change the green flavor again and it sucks.

I wish for M&Ms.

Granted! The brown and green M&Ms show up at your door, they want to talk to you about eating their brethren

I wish for an enderman plush 

Granted. But you take one look at it and it berserk attacking you.

I wish the dishwasher did a better job washing dishes.

It incinerates them, making them squeaky clean

I wish more people would commission songs and poems :(

Granted. But every request is for your least favorite topic.

I wish I could use The Force.

Ok but you can only force choke yourself 

I wish to join the KitKat war

Granted, but the war does not go in your favor.

I wish I had more Force powers.