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Granted, now nobody can go through doors, always insisting the other person should go first. Many people are now stuck both inside and outside of buildings.
I wish that I could ask any question and it would be answered immediately with 100% accuracy without any bias.
DDB user Skyler_Shaneyfelt goes to listen to Californication and decides immediately that it is the worst thing they have heard in their entire life.
I wish English were a reasonable, logical language.
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time goes slowfast now, but it doesnt change much considering they cancel out *gtg catch the bus*
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Granted you get on the bus but the bus driver is ashamed of your lack of a wish and kicks you out
I wish for
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you get
I wish for Otter to realize that anxiety meds and redbull, the two components of slowfast, do not cancel each other out.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted but Otter forgets it immediately
I wish for a trap to capture Mariah Carey
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, she is refrozen.... For now.
I wish for some mint mouthwash.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! Its dumped out on the floor!
I wish i was decently good at math
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted. Your are good at math, but nothing else.
I wish I had an elephant to ride.
Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging.
My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
Granted, it is very flatulent.
I wish for people to join Primordial Caverns (2.0).
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! Next year people start playing the new Video Game Primordial Caverns (2.0)
i wish to have a slightly more spacious house (we have a huge family)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, your house becomes one giant room.
I wish for a blob.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! You become a brown blob that can do nothing but see
I wish to find someone who is also a Spiderman from the Spiderverse movies (because that would be interesting)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, you are teleported into the spider-verse and meet someone, but they immediately kick you out because you're not a Spiderman.
I wish to thaw out Mariah Carey.
Granted. She will thaw in the spring, well after holiday season ends.
I wish that people were generally more respectful to each other.
Granted, now nobody can go through doors, always insisting the other person should go first. Many people are now stuck both inside and outside of buildings.
I wish that I could ask any question and it would be answered immediately with 100% accuracy without any bias.
Granted! Its answered with no bias and 100% accuracy, at 100x speed, you dont even know what just happened
I wish i could just snap my fingers and my house would be 100% clean (cleaning is annoying)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, you snap your fingers and your house disappears, no house = no mess
I wish for a ham sandwich
Granted! its a plastic one
i wish for you to go listen to Californication
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
DDB user Skyler_Shaneyfelt goes to listen to Californication and decides immediately that it is the worst thing they have heard in their entire life.
I wish English were a reasonable, logical language.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted, English is now German.
I wish for a box.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! Your house is now shaped like a box, in a very annoying way
I wish i had more time to read
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead