Granted. You become the last surviving member of the human race after a nuclear apocalypse, and find a full library, but when you turn your first page you drop your glasses, shattering them.
I wish I could eat anything without negative consequences.
Granted! You become a super peaceful 20 level druid! And your trapped in a world full of warfare and death
I wish i was better at RP
Granted, you were better at "Really Puzzling" because your expertise in solving complex puzzles became the talk of every gathering, leaving little room for any other conversation.
I wish people would twist the wish properly.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted! You become a super peaceful 20 level druid! And your trapped in a world full of warfare and death
I wish i was better at RP
Granted, you were better at "Really Puzzling" because your expertise in solving complex puzzles became the talk of every gathering, leaving little room for any other conversation.
I wish people would twist the wish properly.
*Bruh*
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Granted. You become the last surviving member of the human race after a nuclear apocalypse, and find a full library, but when you turn your first page you drop your glasses, shattering them.
I wish I could eat anything without negative consequences.
Granted! You move to another country where the food actually DOESNT give you cancer and deadly diseases, congrats!
I wish that i discovered a new artist i like a lot
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, go listen to Rush.
I wish Neil Peart wasn't dead.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! He is now transported into a D&D Campaign as a God and rules over his domain
I wish to be able to change my voice like a changling; able to mimic anyone elses perfectly
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted. Everybody else in the multiverse loses the ability to speak, and then so do you.
I wish that I could appear non-threatening to every animal I approach.
Granted! You become a super peaceful 20 level druid! And your trapped in a world full of warfare and death
I wish i was better at RP
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, pls join Primordial Caverns (2.0).
I wish people would join Primordial Caverns (2.0), a thread for exploring.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you were better at "Really Puzzling" because your expertise in solving complex puzzles became the talk of every gathering, leaving little room for any other conversation.
I wish people would twist the wish properly.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! People properly twist rags with the word Wish on them
I wish the world was rid of Racism
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
*Bruh*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you realize technically it is an RP thread, so it does work. Though...
I wish people didn't shamelessly advertise on here.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. The advertisers are all afflicted with a slight shame.
I wish that I could train to become a Jedi.
Granted! You give up all love to become a Jedi, then the order falls and you die
I wish people were kinder in general (you all are kind, the non nerds are jerks sometimes though)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted, you discover HEMA.
I wish for free HEMA lessons.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, the genie agrees.
I wish for free HEMA lessons.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*what is "HEMA"?
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
*Historic European Martial Arts. I am specifically interested in how to use a greatsword*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*those things have gotta be heavy..*
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
*They're like 7-9 pounds*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! Your teleported to the medieval ages and get to train, and then go into battle and poor because of poor skill
i wish i saw one of my best friends more
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead