Granted. Ever heard of The Giver where they kill people that get sick? Imagine if they were more... proactive...
I wish to not feel tired.
(holy shoot this was actually a character idea we made for the dao-)
Granted! Your body never feels tired meaning you never feel the need to sleep...creating some MAJOR health issues consisting of random dizziness, disability to build muscle, and your impending death. good luck!
I wish that in the future when i get drunk someday that i won't experience a hangover (gotta plan ahead!)
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I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
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They defend you by killing off everything else in existence.
I wish that I could play in another dnd campaign while running my current one.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish has been granted. The cicadas shut up, but as you didn't specify how long you wanted them to shut up for, they only stop chirping for a fraction of a second.
I wish to commit various unforgivable war crimes and be wanted in every county.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted. But a bug was introduced in Scribblenauts that causes the game to crash. Even editing game files to try fixing the crash will corrupt the data and lead to a computer wipe.
I wish to not feel achy. (Got a minor bug right now. Not the worst thing ever, but it's a bit annoying.)
Your wish has been granted. You no longer feel achy, but you now have the Spanish Flu. Womp womp.
I wish for the ability to stop then resume time whenever I want.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. But as soon as you stop time you no longer have the capacity to think about when you want it to resume, putting the universe into eternal stasis.
Your wish has been granted. As I have absolutely no idea what that is, you develop a crippling sweet tooth. Anytime you come within a mile of anything remotely sweet, you're immediately drawn to it.
I wish for exactly 666 pounds of caramel milk chocolate to magically appear on my desk.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I wish for a new group to play dnd with, as one of my old ones disbanded.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish is granted and you find a great group and play dnd and everything seems normal... but one of your members runs away from college, in secret, and gets a job and keeps playing dnd with you but doesn't attend classes or tell his parent and you think nothing of it, until the media interviews you and spins the story that you and your dnd group took things too far and murdered the student even though none of it was true it sparks a nation wide satanic panic and they make a movie about the whole thing staring Tom Hanks.
Granted. But everyone else in your party is woefully uninformed on the rules. Rolling attack-rolls for fireball. The fighter keeps thinking he can rage. The wizard rolling attack for fireball is only lv4 by the way. The monk keeps thinking monsters have to make INT saves against his punches. (As in he says, "I punch the goblin." and the goblin makes an INT save to see if it gets punched.) And rogue, who actually remembers how sneak attack works surprisingly enough, keeps rolling d6's on the to-hit for his shortbow because the shortbow is a d6 damage weapon.
(holy shoot this was actually a character idea we made for the dao-)
Granted! Your body never feels tired meaning you never feel the need to sleep...creating some MAJOR health issues consisting of random dizziness, disability to build muscle, and your impending death. good luck!
I wish that in the future when i get drunk someday that i won't experience a hangover (gotta plan ahead!)
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Granted. You end up only thinking you're drunk and pacebo-ing yourself into being "drunk" when you've only had non-alcoholic beer.
I wish for the Aspect of the Moon invocation to avoid the health impacts of never sleeping.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
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however this removes your not feeling tired. YAHOOEY!
I wish for 10 Sniper Pugs to defend me.(ill publish them someday...)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
They defend you by killing off everything else in existence.
I wish that I could play in another dnd campaign while running my current one.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Granted. You can! You're just tired from all the efforts and slowly become disenchanted with D&D until it no longer brings you joy.
I wish for some cantaloupe.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
It’s all seeds.
i wish for a peanut butter m&ms
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted. They're M&Ms with peanuts and butter in them. It's not a good combo.
I wish for the cicadas to shut up.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish has been granted. The cicadas shut up, but as you didn't specify how long you wanted them to shut up for, they only stop chirping for a fraction of a second.
I wish to commit various unforgivable war crimes and be wanted in every county.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Granted, but you get caught, and France has permission to use the guillotiné for you
i wish I was cooler
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted. You get tried by The Hague and well, it's not good.
I wish for a good night's sleep. 😴
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
the night kills you for stealing its sleep.
I wish for evryting else to come bak into exitance.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Evrything bursts into flames because of intense radiant exitance
I wish for Maxwell's Notebook
Granted. But a bug was introduced in Scribblenauts that causes the game to crash. Even editing game files to try fixing the crash will corrupt the data and lead to a computer wipe.
I wish to not feel achy. (Got a minor bug right now. Not the worst thing ever, but it's a bit annoying.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish has been granted. You no longer feel achy, but you now have the Spanish Flu. Womp womp.
I wish for the ability to stop then resume time whenever I want.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Granted. But as soon as you stop time you no longer have the capacity to think about when you want it to resume, putting the universe into eternal stasis.
I wish S3 of Sweet Tooth to be awesome.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish has been granted. As I have absolutely no idea what that is, you develop a crippling sweet tooth. Anytime you come within a mile of anything remotely sweet, you're immediately drawn to it.
I wish for exactly 666 pounds of caramel milk chocolate to magically appear on my desk.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Granted. You suffocate in the sugary sweetness.
I wish for you to watch Sweet Tooth.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Elk watches "sweet tooth", they just hate it.
I wish for a new group to play dnd with, as one of my old ones disbanded.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Your wish is granted and you find a great group and play dnd and everything seems normal... but one of your members runs away from college, in secret, and gets a job and keeps playing dnd with you but doesn't attend classes or tell his parent and you think nothing of it, until the media interviews you and spins the story that you and your dnd group took things too far and murdered the student even though none of it was true it sparks a nation wide satanic panic and they make a movie about the whole thing staring Tom Hanks.
I wish i was playing dnd right now
Granted. But everyone else in your party is woefully uninformed on the rules. Rolling attack-rolls for fireball. The fighter keeps thinking he can rage. The wizard rolling attack for fireball is only lv4 by the way. The monk keeps thinking monsters have to make INT saves against his punches. (As in he says, "I punch the goblin." and the goblin makes an INT save to see if it gets punched.) And rogue, who actually remembers how sneak attack works surprisingly enough, keeps rolling d6's on the to-hit for his shortbow because the shortbow is a d6 damage weapon.
I wish for a D&D sess this weekend.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary