Granted, but due to it’s rushed nature, it’s disappointing 

i wish I could get this art assignment done right this time [I’m so fr rn, I’ve had to redo this twice already T-T]

You do! However the school is shut down before you submit it

I wish I was more interesting

You caught the interest of the SCP foundation, as a new anomaly, SCP-[REDACTED]. You are on route to Site 42. 

i wish I had money to buy dnd stuff

Granted but WotC shuts down.

I wish to know about Noi's art project. *desire to know more intensifies*

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Granted but WotC shuts down.

I wish to know about Noi's art project. *desire to know more intensifies*

 It’s a still life, I have to use a gradient of 3 shades, the lightest being the paper, and I have to maintain the brightness of the photo. First time, I didn’t read through and I used white. Second time, I tried using hatching, but it wasn’t what was required. Third time, and my brain not braining, art not arting, and I haven’t ate breakfast in two weeks

You have not wished.

I wish for murder cheese... mmmm... (no KILLING ME!!!)

Granted. The cheese attempts to murder you back but fails and merely severely maims you.

I wish for the ability to make it rain on-demand.

Granted, you always want no rain- the world dies

I WISH TO BE THE GOD OF MY F[GP]ING GOAT ARMY!!!

The goats start a mutiny. 

i wish to be a goat

you are in my army and are loyal

I wish for 1000 loyal goats for my army

You get 1000 loyal goats, but 9000 unloyal goats. 

i wish the goats were all technoblade in disguise

The Technoblades turn on you and kill you

I wish for a carpet

here's a free carpet Banban- but there is no twist

I WISH FOR MORE GOATS!!! ALL LOYAL!!!!!!

You get greatest of all times instead of goats, they're only good at mundane things, even though they're loyal

I wish that people will start posting on the forum games threads more often

Granted. 200,000 spambots stand ready with 1,000,000 more well on the way.

I wish for good meal ideas for the coming week.

granted, ur broke now and have no food

I wish for cthulu to give me a dime

Unfortunately for you the genie doesn’t know who Cthulu is and gives you a dime himself. *(I don’t know enough about him? Are his dimes magical?)*

I wish I could sing 

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Unfortunately for you the genie doesn’t know who Cthulu is and gives you a dime himself. *(I don’t know enough about him? Are his dimes magical?)*

I wish I could sing 

 congrats. you've been turned into one of those kids where Everytime anyone says anything they manage to reference it to some song lyrics. funny at first, but quickly gets annoying. (dw, i'm that kid)

i wish to never get sick again 

Granted. Ever heard of The Giver where they kill people that get sick? Imagine if they were more... proactive...

I wish to not feel tired.