Granted. You understand the rules perfectly. Therefore when others get the rules wrong it annoys you to no end and as luck would have it NONE of the people you play with ever read the rulebooks.
So get ready to sit through the maddening of Todd wanting to cast spiritual weapon and [/spell]bless[/spell] on the same turn without losing Shield of Faith with a plan to use Create or Destroy Water next round to drown the dragon by pouring water into its mouth. Followed by asking, "So what modifier do I add to my mace attack damage? It's proficiency bonus, right?"
Granted. You keep it for so long it becomes moldy.
If I have an authentic burrito from a Mexican food truck I'll be surprised. The plan is Olive Garden (seeing a cousin and his wife and daughter) and there's no food trucks around. But I will keep you posted!
There is more vanilla Chai in the store, but the shopkeeper won't sell it to you because you called it "Chai tea". Chai is literally just the word for tea in some languages.
I wish that I was cool
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish has been granted. You are now very cool, but you're super lonely.
I wish for a suit of full plate armor.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I wish my players won't completely derail my campaign
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
You play dnd inside a well. It's very damp and cold.
I wish to be able to defy gravity
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted. However it seems that choclate is a very different thing from chocolate and is very much not tasty at all. In fact it makes you want to spit it out but since it was the granting of wish you're forced to eat it.
I wish Xanathar's and Tasha's to go on sale for an even better price than the Monster Manual and DMG are right now.
Your wish has been granted. However, the goats stampede you, killing you instantly.
I wish for season 6 of the Dragon Prince to release already.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. You understand the rules perfectly. Therefore when others get the rules wrong it annoys you to no end and as luck would have it NONE of the people you play with ever read the rulebooks.
So get ready to sit through the maddening of Todd wanting to cast spiritual weapon and [/spell]bless[/spell] on the same turn without losing Shield of Faith with a plan to use Create or Destroy Water next round to drown the dragon by pouring water into its mouth. Followed by asking, "So what modifier do I add to my mace attack damage? It's proficiency bonus, right?"
I wish for a good lunch tomorrow.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You get an authentic burrito from a Mexican food truck, because it’s delicious. (I had an epic burrito earlier)
i wish I had a donut and I kept it
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted. You keep it for so long it becomes moldy.
If I have an authentic burrito from a Mexican food truck I'll be surprised. The plan is Olive Garden (seeing a cousin and his wife and daughter) and there's no food trucks around. But I will keep you posted!
I wish for inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You have inspiration but no motivation
i wish for motivation
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You suddenly become extremely motivated…
to jump off a cliff. You die.
I wish for a hand.
…and then I swing him into a hedge.
Granted, you now have one hand instead of two
I wish I had the infinity gauntlet
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
Granted. It kills you when you put it on.
I wish the store had more Vanilla Chai tea I could buy while it's on sale.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
There is more vanilla Chai in the store, but the shopkeeper won't sell it to you because you called it "Chai tea". Chai is literally just the word for tea in some languages.
I wish that I was cool
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Your wish has been granted. You are now very cool, but you're super lonely.
I wish for a suit of full plate armor.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It's so heavy you can't put it on, and if you try- IS THAT RED MIST?
I wish for more goats HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
You get more goats but they run away from you
I wish my players won't completely derail my campaign
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
-Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
They all quit instead.
I wish for some flan.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Granted. But it's vegan flan. 🤮
I wish for tomorrow's D&D session to go well.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You play dnd inside a well. It's very damp and cold.
I wish to be able to defy gravity
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
You can engage in demonstrative acts of defiance to it all you want, but it'll just send in its army and neutralize the revolutionaries anyway.
I wish for the demolition of the bourgeois.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Turns out you're part of the bourgeoise. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for warm weather today. It was supposed to be hot. Why isn't it hot?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
The weather is so hot, it causes wildfires, the evaporation of all water sources, and total chaos.
I wish for a choclate cake
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Granted. However it seems that choclate is a very different thing from chocolate and is very much not tasty at all. In fact it makes you want to spit it out but since it was the granting of wish you're forced to eat it.
I wish Xanathar's and Tasha's to go on sale for an even better price than the Monster Manual and DMG are right now.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
granted, but it is such a sale it ruins the economy
I WISH TO REBUILD ARMY OF THOU GOATS IN THE KANOVDOO!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Your wish has been granted. However, the goats stampede you, killing you instantly.
I wish for season 6 of the Dragon Prince to release already.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig