Granted, the dishes become animated, and you force them to wash themselves every day. They decide to rebel, and they kill you in your sleep with a broken plate.
(Sorry, that got a bit dark there…)
I wish for 500 US dollars transferred into my bank account, with my social security number, that maintains its current value in this date in time.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Well, your wish wasn't twisted. Unfortunately, you wasted your one and only wish right before a tarrasque eats you.
I wish for friends
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted, but the new content your wish generated is just a bunch of useless trash.
I wish for a new genie.
Lol just like the 2024 rulebooks
Your new genie isn't as kind as the old one. Instead of twisting your wishes, it just removes every atom in your body from the multiverse.
I wish for a time bubble that I can use once per day to freeze time for an hour.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A witch with mastery over sand and earth decides that your brain would be a perfect potion ingredient.
I wish to be good at minecraft.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You become good at Minecraft, but only the earliest version of Minecraft
I wish for one US dollar
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Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
You get a brand: new mechanical pencil. It's in terrible condition and can't even right, but it's part of a brand called new.
I Wish every one would click on the link in my signature. It's super cool.
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Check out Monach of the Realms forum game!As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
Granted! No one wants to play with you, so you get into the Olympics where they can’t refuse. You win every area. Some of the participants gang up on you in anger and brutally murder you. You die unhappy, feeling like you never earned your wins. And also solidify yourself in history, people look back on this strange occurrence for hundreds of years until it becomes almost a myth of sorts. Fun times…
Anyway, I wish to gain the powers of Superman except strength because at a certain point muscles are just gross. Like when actors starve themself of water or whatever for action scenes? Disgusting.
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There’s something that I’ll tell you now, now that no one else is around, the sort of lesson that I learned from you, not quite the way you planned, but I know you’ll understand, Someone takes a photograph, a picture while their sweetheart laughs, a perfect moment in a flash of light, countin back from three to one, that’s exactly what you’ve done, And I’m so unsurprised, I remember, I remember, why I dream in black and white.
I wish for a can of Coke. This coke shall not cause any harm, be it from drinking or coming into contact with it. This coke comes to me legally and with no cost. I will not be incarcerated or otherwise prosecuted for possession of this coke
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Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
The coke is completely normal and harmless. The can, however, is a mimic who seems quite angry at you for trying to open it. It eats you.
I wish for endurance
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted, the dishes become animated, and you force them to wash themselves every day. They decide to rebel, and they kill you in your sleep with a broken plate.
(Sorry, that got a bit dark there…)
I wish for 500 US dollars transferred into my bank account, with my social security number, that maintains its current value in this date in time.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
As you did not define "this date", it was valuable 200 years ago. not so much now.
I wish for people to not twist this wish.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Well, your wish wasn't twisted. Unfortunately, you wasted your one and only wish right before a tarrasque eats you.
I wish for friends
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You get friends, but there the horny bard type and you find yourself trying to avoid them.
I wish for the artificer class to get more content
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Granted, but the new content your wish generated is just a bunch of useless trash.
I wish for a new genie.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Lol just like the 2024 rulebooks
Your new genie isn't as kind as the old one. Instead of twisting your wishes, it just removes every atom in your body from the multiverse.
I wish for a time bubble that I can use once per day to freeze time for an hour.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Granted but it freezes your time specifically. Everything else is normal.
I'll keep things simple: I wish for a sandwich
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
A witch with mastery over sand and earth decides that your brain would be a perfect potion ingredient.
I wish to be good at minecraft.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You become good at Minecraft, but only the earliest version of Minecraft
I wish for one US dollar
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
signature but longer
You never specified in what condition. The dollar was coated in nuclear waste before you received it
My pencil broke while I was writing character sheets. I'd like a brand new mechanical pencil please.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
You get a brand: new mechanical pencil. It's in terrible condition and can't even right, but it's part of a brand called new.
I Wish every one would click on the link in my signature. It's super cool.
Check out Monach of the Realms forum game! As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
Every single person on earth clicks the link, but it is so cool and cold that they freeze to death.
I wish that there will be no more replies.
PM me the word Avocado!
Granted but to grant the wish someone has to reply anyway
I wish for a bag of chips
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
A bag of poker chips materializes in front of you.
I wish to turn into a zombie.
You turn into a zombie for a nanosecond, then you turn back
I wish to win every game I play
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Granted! No one wants to play with you, so you get into the Olympics where they can’t refuse. You win every area. Some of the participants gang up on you in anger and brutally murder you. You die unhappy, feeling like you never earned your wins. And also solidify yourself in history, people look back on this strange occurrence for hundreds of years until it becomes almost a myth of sorts. Fun times…
Anyway, I wish to gain the powers of Superman except strength because at a certain point muscles are just gross. Like when actors starve themself of water or whatever for action scenes? Disgusting.
There’s something that I’ll tell you now, now that no one else is around, the sort of lesson that I learned from you, not quite the way you planned, but I know you’ll understand, Someone takes a photograph, a picture while their sweetheart laughs, a perfect moment in a flash of light, countin back from three to one, that’s exactly what you’ve done, And I’m so unsurprised, I remember, I remember, why I dream in black and white.
Granted, but you never get to turn them off.
I wish for a good non-cursed book to read.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
The book is in ancient Mesopotamian
I wish for a can of Coke. This coke shall not cause any harm, be it from drinking or coming into contact with it. This coke comes to me legally and with no cost. I will not be incarcerated or otherwise prosecuted for possession of this coke
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. I do observe a lot, even if I'm not posting. That's me in a nutshell
signature but longer
I wish for endurance
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You get preserved as an iron statue and are stuck that way until it gets destroyed where you die
I wish for everyone to have tungsten balls except for me