Ok. Two of your players rock up playing the most lawful good paladins ever, but the rest of the party are goblin/orc necromancers/rogues. Oh also, the paladin players are so good at roleplaying, they are those people who act because "It's just what my character would do!" Have fun!!!!!!!
I wish my players wouldn't metagame!
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Granted! It infinitely regenerates but it’s so delicious you can’t resist it- you die from eating 50 pizzas in a row.
I wish I had enough money to buy a Halloween costume
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I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___ He didn’t notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
Granted, but it’s a chicken nugget from McDonald’s from 1990, and it is rotten and tastes awful
I wish for a good storyline for a campaign
you have an amazing idea for a storyline but then all your players leave
I wish I could remember all the lyrics from any song I have listened to at least once
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Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
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Granted. You gain the one piece that’s least useful from every machine existing
I wish I and only I could use The Force in the normal world
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I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___ He didn’t notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
Granted, you live so long and just become older and older until you have no braincells and are essentially just dead but still technically “alive”
I wish I could play bass
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I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___ He didn’t notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
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Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted but as your wish is granted, your world starts falling apart, literally. huge rocks are flying through the air and the universe can't handle your wish not being twisted as it pulls itself apart, you run back to your phone/pc and delete your message and the world starts to repair itself, although your wish is twisted
Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
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Granted, Doofenschmirtz. You get a pet platypus. Wait!!! Perry the Pet Platypus?
I wish for inspiration for my next D&D campaign.
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The inspiration you wish for sounds like s***.
I wish for good players for my campaign.
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Ok. Two of your players rock up playing the most lawful good paladins ever, but the rest of the party are goblin/orc necromancers/rogues. Oh also, the paladin players are so good at roleplaying, they are those people who act because "It's just what my character would do!" Have fun!!!!!!!
I wish my players wouldn't metagame!
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Granted. They are now trapped inside of the DND world for eternity, and will never gain outside knowledge to metagame with.
I wish for an infinitely regenerating slice of pizza. (Totally not a Gravity Falls reference)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! It infinitely regenerates but it’s so delicious you can’t resist it- you die from eating 50 pizzas in a row.
I wish I had enough money to buy a Halloween costume
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
Granted. But it's a cheap Walmart costume and that's all the money you have.
I wish for a single ordinary chicken nugget.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted, but it’s a chicken nugget from McDonald’s from 1990, and it is rotten and tastes awful
I wish for a good storyline for a campaign
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
you have an amazing idea for a storyline but then all your players leave
I wish I could remember all the lyrics from any song I have listened to at least once
Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum. Get your own title here or you can give Drum a title here.
You remember the lyrics, but not in the correct order (or the song title)
I wish for the ONEPIECE!
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
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Granted. You gain the one piece that’s least useful from every machine existing
I wish I and only I could use The Force in the normal world
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
the minute you gain the force, the world you know ceases to become normal. you can no longer use the force.
I wish to live forever
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
Granted, you live so long and just become older and older until you have no braincells and are essentially just dead but still technically “alive”
I wish I could play bass
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He ____ ___ ____ ___ __ _ ___
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
you are transported to a bowling alley. your opponent is a large, sapient bass fish. you lose.
I wish that people in horror movies made smart descisions
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
The movies are not horror with all the monsters avoided, the genre ceases to exist and you get blamed for it.
I wish for a tank operated by pugs.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted. Unfortunately, the PWT (Pugs with tanks) program fails to figure out how to get the pugs to learn how to operate it correctly.
I wish for an apple.
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
My trophy that I stole- I mean, won, in Last Comment Wins! (For realz this time):🏆
The planet turns into an apple. It is infested with a giant worm.
I wish for this wish to be granted exactly as I describe below.
"Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted."
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted but as your wish is granted, your world starts falling apart, literally. huge rocks are flying through the air and the universe can't handle your wish not being twisted as it pulls itself apart, you run back to your phone/pc and delete your message and the world starts to repair itself, although your wish is twisted
I wish that I was allowed to play more mc
Hi! I’m an Aussie who loves making dice, drawing, and creating art with AI. I’m a mythology enthusiast and a D&D nerd. I’m bi, have ADHD, and dyslexia, and I’m also navigating a bit of PTSD after losing my right thumb in a tablesaw mishap. I might be a bit shy, but once you’re my friend, I’d go to great lengths to protect you. -Extended sig-
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you get addicted. and die of starvation.
I wish I could change my physical form
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
Granted, but only into inanimate objects like a rock or a chair, and you can’t change back.
I wish I could cast wish
Granted. You cast wish but not only does the DM twist your wish into a mallus, but you also fail the check to be able to ever cast it again.
I wish for the dishes to wash themselves.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Tendilius Paxaramus, Drakkenheim | Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve
Bombil, Hunt for Yeenoghu | Cherry, Stormwreck | Phait, Lost Mine Phandelver
Chipper, Strahd | Beneath the Mountain | Let's Test Monsters! | Mafia
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 38, 11/3/24, Seabird