Congratulations, everyone except you gains a sphere of pure tungsten, which is incredibly valuable
I wish to no longer get sick
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Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
You survive the train wreck, but you die of dysentery minutes after
I wish for an iPhone that automatically upgrades to the latest generation of iPhone. The upgrade will come of no cost to me, it will not damage anything, it will keep everything stored on it until manually deleted, and it will appear in my hand in the best condition possible on October 21st, 2024
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control, without my ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.
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I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
As the defining of superhero is subjective, you get no powers!
I wish for a warm sunny day tomorrow
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Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
A tarasque appears which will be quite the challenge
I wish for 1 billion platinum pieces after tax in a bag of holding that and this doesn’t affect inflation or the value of it and I always have access to the bag and the money and I do not mean literal chunks of platinum ore.
Congratulations, everyone except you gains a sphere of pure tungsten, which is incredibly valuable
I wish to no longer get sick
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
signature but longer
You no longer get sick, you get terminally ill
I wish the flavour of gum never runs out
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Granted! It becomes so irresistibly tasty for all of eternity that you never want to spit it out (or swallow it)
I wish to get hit by a train... AND LIVE!!!
Formerly CherryBomb314
You survive the train wreck, but you die of dysentery minutes after
I wish for an iPhone that automatically upgrades to the latest generation of iPhone. The upgrade will come of no cost to me, it will not damage anything, it will keep everything stored on it until manually deleted, and it will appear in my hand in the best condition possible on October 21st, 2024
Google finds out about your iPhone and sends an FBI attack squad to your house to make you join android.
I wish to be a prince.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Wish granted! You become a prince, but after a short while, your people revolt and burn down your home.
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
as you did not make a wish, the universe implodes on itself.
I wish for the universe to be restored.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
It is restored, but it is nothing like our current universe or any other universe you’ve heard or read about
i wish for the perfect French fry in todays time
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
You choke on it and die
I wish for a cat
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
I am a patron of chaos if you couldn't tell by Rakdos coloring
It's a tiger. He eats you.
I wish for an army of mimics who are all completely loyal to me.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
The boxes the mimics were shipped in had no air holes so all you get are 800 dead mimics.
I wish to be able to use oversized weapons without disadvantage (in D&D).
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
Granted but now you only roll nat 1s
I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control, without my ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
As the defining of superhero is subjective, you get no powers!
I wish for a warm sunny day tomorrow
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
signature but longer
You will be teleported straight to the sun's surface at precisely 12:00am. Very warm and sunny.
I wish for a nice, non-lethal sleep tonight. In my own bed.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Sure. You just never wake up.
I wish I could play violin
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
Granted. You COULD, but you can't anymore.
I wish my players would choose non-violent solutions more often.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Your players decide to never use violence again. They just hire some mercenary hirelings to do it for them.
I wish for challenge.
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
A tarasque appears which will be quite the challenge
I wish for 1 billion platinum pieces after tax in a bag of holding that and this doesn’t affect inflation or the value of it and I always have access to the bag and the money and I do not mean literal chunks of platinum ore.
They're those chocolate coins with gold wrappers, except with platinum. They have no real value, and you can't unwrap the chocolate either.
I wish for more wishes...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. You now have 5 more wishes which can be redeemed if you reach Alpha Centauri at 12:00pm Eastern Time on October 26th 2024 AD.
I wish AI image generators knew what a hadozee was.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Tendilius Paxaramus, Drakkenheim | Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve
Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Beneath the Mountain | Let's Test Monsters!
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 41, 12/1/24, O Come Divine Messiah