You destroy all copies, but you failed to cover your tracks. Now all of Wotc and hasbro wants your head impaled with a spike and put on an exec's wall.
I wish for friends to play dnd with. :(
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You get more dnd classes and races, but the never get added to the rule book, so no one ever uses one and people think you’re insane if you try to use them in a campaign
Granted, a machete named "nothing" appears in your gut.
I wish for a grilled cheese
A gigantic slice of cheese with grill marks on it envelops the earth. All is obliterated.
I wish that I had self-control and an idea of what I want from my life.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You have a regular sized grilled cheese sandwich, but when you bite into it, it is so hot that it gives your tongue severe burns. Your tongue then has to be amputated
I wish that my wish gets twisted (now there's a paradox for you!)
granted, the wording of your wish gets twisted, it now says, "I wish that twisted get my wish" and a man named twisted decides to give that wish to me!
I wish for a regular-sized 120 degree fahrenheit grilled cheese sandwich
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3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
A waiter comes to your table with a tray with a slice of cheese pizza on a plate, but little did you know, the company that makes the cheese in the pizza added a mutation that made the pizza poisonous
I wish for 500 dollars in my hands where I’m standing
Not granted. The Mother of all ANTS is now so anxious to get revenge and eat down your wooden made home.
I wish more stupidity instead of common sense.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. Costco now sells law degrees and the president is a professional wrestler who didn't realize farm crops need water, not energy drinks.
I wish cheap and delicious chai tea bags.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Tendilius Paxaramus, Drakkenheim | Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve
Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Beneath the Mountain | Let's Test Monsters!
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 41, 12/1/24, O Come Divine Messiah
The tea bags are delicious, but the tea itself awful. Also the bags split easily since they're so cheap.
I wish for a feather.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's in the Here and Now
Lith Ja’mas: Githyanki Sorcerer: Ghosts Of Saltmarsh
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist! and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
You get a feather that's heavier then the rest of the universe combined. It lands on your head and you die.
I wish for thread revivification.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The thread gets lurked by Tyamat's shenanigans..................................
I wish for destroying the new PHB 2024 and the DM edition.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You destroy all copies, but you failed to cover your tracks. Now all of Wotc and hasbro wants your head impaled with a spike and put on an exec's wall.
I wish for friends to play dnd with. :(
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You get teleported into eberon and a gnome gose adventuring with you to fight a tarrasques.
I wish for more dnd classes and races
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
You get more dnd classes and races, but the never get added to the rule book, so no one ever uses one and people think you’re insane if you try to use them in a campaign
I wish for nothing
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Granted, a machete named "nothing" appears in your gut.
I wish for a grilled cheese
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
A gigantic slice of cheese with grill marks on it envelops the earth. All is obliterated.
I wish that I had self-control and an idea of what I want from my life.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
granted, you now know what you want, but you don't know how to get it
I wish for a regular-sized grilled cheese sandwich
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
You have a regular sized grilled cheese sandwich, but when you bite into it, it is so hot that it gives your tongue severe burns. Your tongue then has to be amputated
I wish that my wish gets twisted (now there's a paradox for you!)
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature
granted, the wording of your wish gets twisted, it now says, "I wish that twisted get my wish" and a man named twisted decides to give that wish to me!
I wish for a regular-sized 120 degree fahrenheit grilled cheese sandwich
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
Your wish is answered by a genie who is British and does not understand fahrenheit. The temperature is still very inaccurate
I wish for a friendly astromech droid
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Granted, he is friendly, but wildly incompetent, he messes up at the most inopportune times. He is really cute tho
I wish for a regular-sized grilled cheese sandwich at the my ideal temperature
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
Granted, but it is in the core of the earth. Good luck getting it!
I wish for a slice of cheese pizza.
Helo there, possibly human. Exist I. Jelyfsih in the void of space sometime. Fun is.
Selly me. Real for now. Sel is I. Many names I am. Ask if want you. Am Druid’s smol elf. Nerd. Queer. Artist. (Apparently) Awesome therapist.
Is art
A waiter comes to your table with a tray with a slice of cheese pizza on a plate, but little did you know, the company that makes the cheese in the pizza added a mutation that made the pizza poisonous
I wish for 500 dollars in my hands where I’m standing
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Granted, but it is 500 brazilian dollars, at the current exchange rate that is $89.51 USD
I wish for a regular-sized grilled cheese sandwich at the my ideal temperature in my hands
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
Your ideal temperature becomes the surface temperature of the sun
I wish for a single sour patch kid
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
An ugly sour patch kid appears in front of you and asks for a date.
I wish for a pet platypus.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)