Some dude who their parents named as a joke (I), becomes smarter. You are then framed by some dude (You) for killing his mother. A case about you by a judge (Me), and I now hates you.
I wish a fish a wish with a fish then I could fish this wish.
Wish granted. I was happy for exactly 0.000000002 seconds.
I wish my brain was bigger.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Wish granted. I was happy for exactly 0.000000002 seconds.
I wish my brain was bigger.
It is but everyone just thinks you've got some disease and your head is swollen.
I wish for a speck of dust (can't wait to see how someone tries to mess up a literal speck of dust!).
You get a speck of mystery dust after inhaling it you start to hallucinate and then you blink and your in another dimension where you are hit by meteor swarm
You receive the English alphabet; however, it was written on a sheet of paper in Greece.
I wish for a thirty-digit number to memorize and recite whenever I'm bored.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You find yourself chained to a table, DM screen and dice in front of you. You can play more D&D; in fact, it's the only thing you'll ever do again.
I wish to speak with William Boyd Watterson II.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The genie misheard you, and summons a flamingo named William Bird Watterson II.
I wish that I wasn't stressed out by my job.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You can, but without specifying how you teleport, you just turn into flesh mush*.
*copyright @me, 7/20/2025
I wish that I had more energy.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You are now utterly incapable of causing harm. Word gets out, and now there's a group of people coming to your house. They're going to steal everything you own.
I wish that I was better at time management.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Some dude who their parents named as a joke (I), becomes smarter. You are then framed by some dude (You) for killing his mother. A case about you by a judge (Me), and I now hates you.
I wish a fish a wish with a fish then I could fish this wish.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
You fish a fish with a whish that wishes you swap places and now you're on the hook in more ways than one.
I wish for everlasting health
Wish Granted you die so now you can’t get sick
I wish for the next person to be happy
Wish granted. I was happy for exactly 0.000000002 seconds.
I wish my brain was bigger.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It is but everyone just thinks you've got some disease and your head is swollen.
I wish for a speck of dust (can't wait to see how someone tries to mess up a literal speck of dust!).
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
You get a speck of mystery dust after inhaling it you start to hallucinate and then you blink and your in another dimension where you are hit by meteor swarm
I wish for the Greek alphabet
You receive the English alphabet; however, it was written on a sheet of paper in Greece.
I wish for a thirty-digit number to memorize and recite whenever I'm bored.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
you get the number 100 octillion.
I wish I were not sleepy.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You aren't sleepy anymore. Now, you're asleep.
I wish that I could play more dnd.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You find yourself chained to a table, DM screen and dice in front of you. You can play more D&D; in fact, it's the only thing you'll ever do again.
I wish to speak with William Boyd Watterson II.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The genie misheard you, and summons a flamingo named William Bird Watterson II.
I wish that I wasn't stressed out by my job.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Wish granted, you are now jobless.
I wish to teleport where and when I desire.
You can, but without specifying how you teleport, you just turn into flesh mush*.
*copyright @me, 7/20/2025
I wish that I had more energy.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You gained 5 Lightning Energy
I wish DnD Beyond app is improved
You are now utterly incapable of causing harm. Word gets out, and now there's a group of people coming to your house. They're going to steal everything you own.
I wish that I was better at time management.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Where’s your wish I wish I wasn’t illiterate