I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
I wish for the power to summon anything I please. it is not hostile to anyone unless commanded to attack
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You may call me Gato I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now Don't drive me crazy. Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted ... to some degree I don't fully know how it could be backwards so i guess all doors are opened the way your facing.
I wish for my players to stop making seduction jokes then conveniently rolling high.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do? Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted. You: So you lean in? Friend: Yes! You: Alright you lean in to kiss her. Friend: What's it like? You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage. Friend: Huh? You: Roll initiative! Friend: HUH!?!? You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do? Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted. You: So you lean in? Friend: Yes! You: Alright you lean in to kiss her. Friend: What's it like? You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage. Friend: Huh? You: Roll initiative! Friend: HUH!?!? You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
and for the wish granted you now know the perfect combinations of ingrediants but it also takes hours.
I wish for all 7 crest from silksong
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I haven't played silk song yet, but I'm going to assume those are rare items. Well, you get them, but the devs implement the super duper crests that are more super duper hard to find and 10,000% better than the normal crests. What kind of enemies would require you to be 10,000% better at the game? I don't know! Just pretend EA bought the game or something. Also, these crests are only available through loot boxes that the NPC skirmish mirmish will sell to you, and he is very annoying.
I wish for the previous person to have their pronouns reset.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
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Granted, there are infinite stat blocks.
I wish for a wish for a wish
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted but it gets twisted.
I wish for the power to summon anything I please. it is not hostile to anyone unless commanded to attack
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, but whatever you summon is hostile to you.
I wish for a new iPhone.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
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DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
Granted, but it didn't come with a cord, and it came dead
I wish it was December 2nd
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted, but that'll be tomorrow. It's December 1st. (That your birthday or something?)
I wish for good luck at my cross-country meet.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
Every one of your meets is either bad luck or good luck
I wish for Fredbear from the FNAF franchise
FREDBEAR and FREDDY FAZBEAR are different animatronics
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted, but it destroys everything nearby, including you
I wish I didn't have so much homework.
(its two days before my birthday wes I just didn't want somebody twisting it so it was midnight or something)
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
All FNAF animatronics destroy people sooo hehe
You get either a bunch of homework or little homework
I wish for Withered Chicka from fanf
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted. But the chicken nuggets made out of withered chicka are rank.
I wish I could remember more of my dreams from last night.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Granted, you remember an immeasurably small fragment more of your dreams from last night.
Weird dreams are so fun because they feel real but then you wake up and you're like, "how the heck did I think that was even a little bit real?"
I wish to be fluent in Korean.
물어도
I wish for a backwards door
You may call me Gato
I can't take it anymore. What should I do? (What should I do?) Please close your eyes and pretend not to know today. So cover me now
Don't drive me crazy. Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted ... to some degree I don't fully know how it could be backwards so i guess all doors are opened the way your facing.
I wish for my players to stop making seduction jokes then conveniently rolling high.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted.
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do?
Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted.
You: So you lean in?
Friend: Yes!
You: Alright you lean in to kiss her.
Friend: What's it like?
You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage.
Friend: Huh?
You: Roll initiative!
Friend: HUH!?!?
You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
Succubi. They exist for a reason. >:D
I wish for good ideas of how to make oatmeal.
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This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
and for the wish granted you now know the perfect combinations of ingrediants but it also takes hours.
I wish for all 7 crest from silksong
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I haven't played silk song yet, but I'm going to assume those are rare items. Well, you get them, but the devs implement the super duper crests that are more super duper hard to find and 10,000% better than the normal crests. What kind of enemies would require you to be 10,000% better at the game? I don't know! Just pretend EA bought the game or something. Also, these crests are only available through loot boxes that the NPC skirmish mirmish will sell to you, and he is very annoying.
I wish for the previous person to have their pronouns reset.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.