I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
I wish for the power to summon anything I please. it is not hostile to anyone unless commanded to attack
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, but whatever you summon is hostile to you.
I wish for a new iPhone.
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Granted, but that'll be tomorrow. It's December 1st. (That your birthday or something?)
I wish for good luck at my cross-country meet.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator perhaps the first mouse you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, you remember an immeasurably small fragment more of your dreams from last night.
Weird dreams are so fun because they feel real but then you wake up and you're like, "how the heck did I think that was even a little bit real?"
I wish to be fluent in Korean.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Granted ... to some degree I don't fully know how it could be backwards so i guess all doors are opened the way your facing.
I wish for my players to stop making seduction jokes then conveniently rolling high.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do? Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted. You: So you lean in? Friend: Yes! You: Alright you lean in to kiss her. Friend: What's it like? You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage. Friend: Huh? You: Roll initiative! Friend: HUH!?!? You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do? Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted. You: So you lean in? Friend: Yes! You: Alright you lean in to kiss her. Friend: What's it like? You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage. Friend: Huh? You: Roll initiative! Friend: HUH!?!? You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
and for the wish granted you now know the perfect combinations of ingrediants but it also takes hours.
I wish for all 7 crest from silksong
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I haven't played silk song yet, but I'm going to assume those are rare items. Well, you get them, but the devs implement the super duper crests that are more super duper hard to find and 10,000% better than the normal crests. What kind of enemies would require you to be 10,000% better at the game? I don't know! Just pretend EA bought the game or something. Also, these crests are only available through loot boxes that the NPC skirmish mirmish will sell to you, and he is very annoying.
I wish for the previous person to have their pronouns reset.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Everyone that posted above him? Like, me included?
Also, granted! A singular egg from the Korean dish sometimes known as "lava eggs" appears in your hand, and as per the parameters of your wish, it is highly poisonous to all except you.
I wish to be ambidextrous.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Every time you remotely throw something, it lands with perfect accuracy onto the nearest person.
I wish to make a dark fountain
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted, there are infinite stat blocks.
I wish for a wish for a wish
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted but it gets twisted.
I wish for the power to summon anything I please. it is not hostile to anyone unless commanded to attack
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, but whatever you summon is hostile to you.
I wish for a new iPhone.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, but it didn't come with a cord, and it came dead
I wish it was December 2nd
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted, but that'll be tomorrow. It's December 1st. (That your birthday or something?)
I wish for good luck at my cross-country meet.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Every one of your meets is either bad luck or good luck
I wish for Fredbear from the FNAF franchise
FREDBEAR and FREDDY FAZBEAR are different animatronics
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted, but it destroys everything nearby, including you
I wish I didn't have so much homework.
(its two days before my birthday wes I just didn't want somebody twisting it so it was midnight or something)
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
All FNAF animatronics destroy people sooo hehe
You get either a bunch of homework or little homework
I wish for Withered Chicka from fanf
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted. But the chicken nuggets made out of withered chicka are rank.
I wish I could remember more of my dreams from last night.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, you remember an immeasurably small fragment more of your dreams from last night.
Weird dreams are so fun because they feel real but then you wake up and you're like, "how the heck did I think that was even a little bit real?"
I wish to be fluent in Korean.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
물어도
I wish for a backwards door
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Granted ... to some degree I don't fully know how it could be backwards so i guess all doors are opened the way your facing.
I wish for my players to stop making seduction jokes then conveniently rolling high.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted.
You: The princess seems infatuated with your humor and leans in for a kiss. What do you do?
Friend: Oh yeah. This is what I wanted.
You: So you lean in?
Friend: Yes!
You: Alright you lean in to kiss her.
Friend: What's it like?
You: It's like, *rolls dice*, 32 psychic damage.
Friend: Huh?
You: Roll initiative!
Friend: HUH!?!?
You: I SAID ROLL INITIATIVE!
Succubi. They exist for a reason. >:D
I wish for good ideas of how to make oatmeal.
.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
and for the wish granted you now know the perfect combinations of ingrediants but it also takes hours.
I wish for all 7 crest from silksong
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I haven't played silk song yet, but I'm going to assume those are rare items. Well, you get them, but the devs implement the super duper crests that are more super duper hard to find and 10,000% better than the normal crests. What kind of enemies would require you to be 10,000% better at the game? I don't know! Just pretend EA bought the game or something. Also, these crests are only available through loot boxes that the NPC skirmish mirmish will sell to you, and he is very annoying.
I wish for the previous person to have their pronouns reset.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Everyone above you has their pronouns reset
I wish for a lava egg the must be in my hand, cannot kill me after before or during. Only I can survive the egg and no one else
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Everyone that posted above him? Like, me included?
Also, granted! A singular egg from the Korean dish sometimes known as "lava eggs" appears in your hand, and as per the parameters of your wish, it is highly poisonous to all except you.
I wish to be ambidextrous.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted! Your right hand attacks your left hand because it is jealous that they are now equal.
I wish I could shoot a 3 pointer... :(
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Every time you remotely throw something, it lands with perfect accuracy onto the nearest person.
I wish to make a dark fountain
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. You make a fountain in an unlit room and paint it black. It's a dark fountain.
(I feel you referencing something though...)
I wish for good ideas of a lv2 heist one-shot.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida