Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
And, for my bonus action, I CAST... BROKEN ENCOUNTERS
Bahamut starts starts the battle with 7 Ancient Gold Dragons helping him (as is suggested in the description), with 546 HP each. Six of these dragons use Change Shape to take the form of Adult Gold Dragons, which are merely Huge creatures instead of Gargantuan, while retaining their other stats. They then surround Bahamut, making it impossible to attack him from melee range. Bahamut's Bite attack, however, can reach past them to attack pesky adventurers. This means that he's only able to take damage from ranged and magic attacks. If any of his bodyguards is killed, Bahamut flies straight up into the air and breaths his Exalting Breath in a cone straight down. The fallen dragon is resurrected with full 546 HP, and the others are healed for 13d10 each.
Meanwhile the adventurers need to contend with these 6 bodyguard dragons. If an adventurer is within 10 feet of one of them, they will take a full multiattack; if they are instead within 20 feet they will take a tail attack. Each dragon will also use legendary actions to make an extra 3 tail attacks per round. Not to mention, 7 Frightful Presence saves which need to be resolved independently. They also all have their own breath weapons, and don't care about hitting each other as they're all immune to fire. The seventh dragon is using this opportunity to go after ranged attackers and spellcasters.
And twice per round Bahamut is taking Bite attacks over top of his bodyguards. If you get unlucky enough to take the attack which uses Legendary Actions, you are nearly guaranteed to be Frightened.
And even if the adventurers manage to kill all 7 dragons and the aspect, Platinum Brilliance kicks in, recharges his Breath Weapon, and he uses his first turn to bring all 7 bodyguards back to life.
I don't think this encounter is winnable for players. At all. Under any circumstances, ever. Granted, this wouldn't be very fun, but having rechargeable resurrection is just game-breakingly powerful.
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
And, for my bonus action, I CAST... BROKEN ENCOUNTERS
Bahamut starts starts the battle with 7 Ancient Gold Dragons helping him (as is suggested in the description), with 546 HP each. Six of these dragons use Change Shape to take the form of Adult Gold Dragons, which are merely Huge creatures instead of Gargantuan, while retaining their other stats. They then surround Bahamut, making it impossible to attack him from melee range. Bahamut's Bite attack, however, can reach past them to attack pesky adventurers. This means that he's only able to take damage from ranged and magic attacks. If any of his bodyguards is killed, Bahamut flies straight up into the air and breaths his Exalting Breath in a cone straight down. The fallen dragon is resurrected with full 546 HP, and the others are healed for 13d10 each.
Meanwhile the adventurers need to contend with these 6 bodyguard dragons. If an adventurer is within 10 feet of one of them, they will take a full multiattack; if they are instead within 20 feet they will take a tail attack. Each dragon will also use legendary actions to make an extra 3 tail attacks per round. Not to mention, 7 Frightful Presence saves which need to be resolved independently. They also all have their own breath weapons, and don't care about hitting each other as they're all immune to fire. The seventh dragon is using this opportunity to go after ranged attackers and spellcasters.
And twice per round Bahamut is taking Bite attacks over top of his bodyguards. If you get unlucky enough to take the attack which uses Legendary Actions, you are nearly guaranteed to be Frightened.
And even if the adventurers manage to kill all 7 dragons and the aspect, Platinum Brilliance kicks in, recharges his Breath Weapon, and he uses his first turn to bring all 7 bodyguards back to life.
I don't think this encounter is winnable for players. At all. Under any circumstances, ever. Granted, this wouldn't be very fun, but having rechargeable resurrection is just game-breakingly powerful.
No, I did not write that
I CAST... CHAPTER CONTINUATION!
"Wow, that's a really broken encounter." Said Dave, shuddering. "I sure hope you don't use it on us."
"We'll see," Said Bob. "Depends on my mood at any given moment."
"Well, that'll be an interesting session," Said Bartholemew.
"Who said anything about D&D?" Said Bob. The group faltered. "You see, my loyal players, I have gained ultimate power. How isn't necessary for you to know. But join me, and we shall rule the world."
"...what?"
"I gave you a chance. Now, behold, your assimilation." Bob then did a little dance, and out of the sky fell Bahamut and 7 ancient gold dragons. Bob himself disappeared in the blink of an eye while laughing maniacally.
The party attempted to sneak away. But one dragon noticed them, and began pursuit.
*A story writing thread would be fun lol*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
And, for my bonus action, I CAST... BROKEN ENCOUNTERS
Bahamut starts starts the battle with 7 Ancient Gold Dragons helping him (as is suggested in the description), with 546 HP each. Six of these dragons use Change Shape to take the form of Adult Gold Dragons, which are merely Huge creatures instead of Gargantuan, while retaining their other stats. They then surround Bahamut, making it impossible to attack him from melee range. Bahamut's Bite attack, however, can reach past them to attack pesky adventurers. This means that he's only able to take damage from ranged and magic attacks. If any of his bodyguards is killed, Bahamut flies straight up into the air and breaths his Exalting Breath in a cone straight down. The fallen dragon is resurrected with full 546 HP, and the others are healed for 13d10 each.
Meanwhile the adventurers need to contend with these 6 bodyguard dragons. If an adventurer is within 10 feet of one of them, they will take a full multiattack; if they are instead within 20 feet they will take a tail attack. Each dragon will also use legendary actions to make an extra 3 tail attacks per round. Not to mention, 7 Frightful Presence saves which need to be resolved independently. They also all have their own breath weapons, and don't care about hitting each other as they're all immune to fire. The seventh dragon is using this opportunity to go after ranged attackers and spellcasters.
And twice per round Bahamut is taking Bite attacks over top of his bodyguards. If you get unlucky enough to take the attack which uses Legendary Actions, you are nearly guaranteed to be Frightened.
And even if the adventurers manage to kill all 7 dragons and the aspect, Platinum Brilliance kicks in, recharges his Breath Weapon, and he uses his first turn to bring all 7 bodyguards back to life.
I don't think this encounter is winnable for players. At all. Under any circumstances, ever. Granted, this wouldn't be very fun, but having rechargeable resurrection is just game-breakingly powerful.
No, I did not write that
I CAST... CHAPTER CONTINUATION!
"Wow, that's a really broken encounter." Said Dave, shuddering. "I sure hope you don't use it on us."
"We'll see," Said Bob. "Depends on my mood at any given moment."
"Well, that'll be an interesting session," Said Bartholemew.
"Who said anything about D&D?" Said Bob. The group faltered. "You see, my loyal players, I have gained ultimate power. How isn't necessary for you to know. But join me, and we shall rule the world."
"...what?"
"I gave you a chance. Now, behold, your assimilation." Bob then did a little dance, and out of the sky fell Bahamut and 7 ancient gold dragons. Bob himself disappeared in the blink of an eye while laughing maniacally.
The party attempted to sneak away. But one dragon noticed them, and began pursuit.
*A story writing thread would be fun lol*
*For like this?*
I CAST... SECOND CONTINUATION
As the party ran from the dragons, the dragons cast teleport in front of them, and they had to make one last final stand
And Dave said, "You know, I finally understand why DM's are evil."
Bob: "I'm not evil; you attacked the NPCs."
Bartholemew: "It was once..."
Bob: "You also killed your patron, which I had to kill with."
Dave: "Can I use my action to cast tactical nuke?"
Bob: "..."
Dave: "What? is there something wrong with that spell?"
Bob: "...."
Dave: "You gonna make your DC 32 dex save?"
Bob: "The dragons all cast tactical nuke, as a reaction, a bonus action, and as an action, they say, 'Rocks fall, you die.' "
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
I CAST... BOTH OF YOU GUYS FAILED AT WRITING CHAPTERS IN YOUR POST
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I CAST... arrested! you are now on trail for... doing crimes.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
And, for my bonus action, I CAST... BROKEN ENCOUNTERS
Bahamut starts starts the battle with 7 Ancient Gold Dragons helping him (as is suggested in the description), with 546 HP each. Six of these dragons use Change Shape to take the form of Adult Gold Dragons, which are merely Huge creatures instead of Gargantuan, while retaining their other stats. They then surround Bahamut, making it impossible to attack him from melee range. Bahamut's Bite attack, however, can reach past them to attack pesky adventurers. This means that he's only able to take damage from ranged and magic attacks. If any of his bodyguards is killed, Bahamut flies straight up into the air and breaths his Exalting Breath in a cone straight down. The fallen dragon is resurrected with full 546 HP, and the others are healed for 13d10 each.
Meanwhile the adventurers need to contend with these 6 bodyguard dragons. If an adventurer is within 10 feet of one of them, they will take a full multiattack; if they are instead within 20 feet they will take a tail attack. Each dragon will also use legendary actions to make an extra 3 tail attacks per round. Not to mention, 7 Frightful Presence saves which need to be resolved independently. They also all have their own breath weapons, and don't care about hitting each other as they're all immune to fire. The seventh dragon is using this opportunity to go after ranged attackers and spellcasters.
And twice per round Bahamut is taking Bite attacks over top of his bodyguards. If you get unlucky enough to take the attack which uses Legendary Actions, you are nearly guaranteed to be Frightened.
And even if the adventurers manage to kill all 7 dragons and the aspect, Platinum Brilliance kicks in, recharges his Breath Weapon, and he uses his first turn to bring all 7 bodyguards back to life.
I don't think this encounter is winnable for players. At all. Under any circumstances, ever. Granted, this wouldn't be very fun, but having rechargeable resurrection is just game-breakingly powerful.
No, I did not write that
I CAST... CHAPTER CONTINUATION!
"Wow, that's a really broken encounter." Said Dave, shuddering. "I sure hope you don't use it on us."
"We'll see," Said Bob. "Depends on my mood at any given moment."
"Well, that'll be an interesting session," Said Bartholemew.
"Who said anything about D&D?" Said Bob. The group faltered. "You see, my loyal players, I have gained ultimate power. How isn't necessary for you to know. But join me, and we shall rule the world."
"...what?"
"I gave you a chance. Now, behold, your assimilation." Bob then did a little dance, and out of the sky fell Bahamut and 7 ancient gold dragons. Bob himself disappeared in the blink of an eye while laughing maniacally.
The party attempted to sneak away. But one dragon noticed them, and began pursuit.
*A story writing thread would be fun lol*
*For like this?*
I CAST... SECOND CONTINUATION
As the party ran from the dragons, the dragons cast teleport in front of them, and they had to make one last final stand
And Dave said, "You know, I finally understand why DM's are evil."
Bob: "I'm not evil; you attacked the NPCs."
Bartholemew: "It was once..."
Bob: "You also killed your patron, which I had to kill with."
Dave: "Can I use my action to cast tactical nuke?"
Bob: "..."
Dave: "What? is there something wrong with that spell?"
Bob: "...."
Dave: "You gonna make your DC 32 dex save?"
Bob: "The dragons all cast tactical nuke, as a reaction, a bonus action, and as an action, they say, 'Rocks fall, you die.' "
I CAST... THIRD CONTINUATION! (I clicked on the TOS and had to retype everything this is the second time recently)
As you can probably tell, things were looking glum. Nukes were about to fall and decimate the world, and it seemed the party would be squashed by very large rocks. But then, Dave had an idea. Surprisingly not too much of a crazy one, either.
"Why are you doing this?" He asked. "You were supposed to be the DM, Bob!"
"Hmm, I'm thinking I like that name." Said Deeumbob. "I like just Bob better though." Bob elaborated. "Anyways, I've explained already. World domination! The world is mine to conquer!"
"But, like, if you nuke everything, won't you have nothing to rule?"
"...dang it. You're right." The nukes vanish. The rocks still were falling though, now starting to cast very small shadows.
"Hey, are these rocks small or is it just perspective?" Bartholemew asked. While this was happening, Dave was secretly grabbing an umbrella from Bob's backyard as a method of defense.
Bob looked up to see, and he got hit in the eye by a pebble! "Ow!" He said. The dragons began tending to his injury and trying to prevent the now rain of stone.
"That answers that, then!" Bartholemew and Dave ran off in this brief chance for escape, using the umbrella as defense. They knew what they needed to do-- to find the other two players that didn't come to the session today (it's D&D, of course there'll be last minute cancellations). Only then, with their powers combined, do they stand a chance to defeat Bob...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
No more awkward capitalization that strains my eyes!
*I have optical issues. Not officially, but I have trouble reading signs from 10 feet away, so...*
I CAST...STAGES OF GRIEF
you are now in a life and death situation (at keast you think so) and you must go through the stages of grief (casting wise) before you are able to cast what you want
I CAST… a panda???? a panda is summoned into existence.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic ???
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I CAST... Censorship!
A man named Censor appears and establishes a dictatorship!
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
I CAST... CENSOR'S SHIPS!
I steal Censor's entire naval fleet.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... CATS
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I CAST... BOOK
The next 5 people have to write chapters
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
I CAST... I SUCK AT THAT
And, for my bonus action, I CAST... BROKEN ENCOUNTERS
Bahamut starts starts the battle with 7 Ancient Gold Dragons helping him (as is suggested in the description), with 546 HP each. Six of these dragons use Change Shape to take the form of Adult Gold Dragons, which are merely Huge creatures instead of Gargantuan, while retaining their other stats. They then surround Bahamut, making it impossible to attack him from melee range. Bahamut's Bite attack, however, can reach past them to attack pesky adventurers. This means that he's only able to take damage from ranged and magic attacks. If any of his bodyguards is killed, Bahamut flies straight up into the air and breaths his Exalting Breath in a cone straight down. The fallen dragon is resurrected with full 546 HP, and the others are healed for 13d10 each.
Meanwhile the adventurers need to contend with these 6 bodyguard dragons. If an adventurer is within 10 feet of one of them, they will take a full multiattack; if they are instead within 20 feet they will take a tail attack. Each dragon will also use legendary actions to make an extra 3 tail attacks per round. Not to mention, 7 Frightful Presence saves which need to be resolved independently. They also all have their own breath weapons, and don't care about hitting each other as they're all immune to fire. The seventh dragon is using this opportunity to go after ranged attackers and spellcasters.
And twice per round Bahamut is taking Bite attacks over top of his bodyguards. If you get unlucky enough to take the attack which uses Legendary Actions, you are nearly guaranteed to be Frightened.
And even if the adventurers manage to kill all 7 dragons and the aspect, Platinum Brilliance kicks in, recharges his Breath Weapon, and he uses his first turn to bring all 7 bodyguards back to life.
I don't think this encounter is winnable for players. At all. Under any circumstances, ever. Granted, this wouldn't be very fun, but having rechargeable resurrection is just game-breakingly powerful.
No, I did not write that
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I CAST... CHAPTER CONTINUATION!
"Wow, that's a really broken encounter." Said Dave, shuddering. "I sure hope you don't use it on us."
"We'll see," Said Bob. "Depends on my mood at any given moment."
"Well, that'll be an interesting session," Said Bartholemew.
"Who said anything about D&D?" Said Bob. The group faltered. "You see, my loyal players, I have gained ultimate power. How isn't necessary for you to know. But join me, and we shall rule the world."
"...what?"
"I gave you a chance. Now, behold, your assimilation." Bob then did a little dance, and out of the sky fell Bahamut and 7 ancient gold dragons. Bob himself disappeared in the blink of an eye while laughing maniacally.
The party attempted to sneak away. But one dragon noticed them, and began pursuit.
*A story writing thread would be fun lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*For like this?*
I CAST... SECOND CONTINUATION
As the party ran from the dragons, the dragons cast teleport in front of them, and they had to make one last final stand
And Dave said, "You know, I finally understand why DM's are evil."
Bob: "I'm not evil; you attacked the NPCs."
Bartholemew: "It was once..."
Bob: "You also killed your patron, which I had to kill with."
Dave: "Can I use my action to cast tactical nuke?"
Bob: "..."
Dave: "What? is there something wrong with that spell?"
Bob: "...."
Dave: "You gonna make your DC 32 dex save?"
Bob: "The dragons all cast tactical nuke, as a reaction, a bonus action, and as an action, they say, 'Rocks fall, you die.' "
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I cast...
Egads??? Did you just say Eg(irls)a(re)d(etonator)s?
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I CAST...HEY GUYS, LOOK OVER HERE!
I then subsequently run away.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I CAST... BOTH OF YOU GUYS FAILED AT WRITING CHAPTERS IN YOUR POST
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I CAST... arrested! you are now on trail for... doing crimes.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic ???
I CAST... COPY WRITE ARESTING SPELLS
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
As a reaction, I CAST...
No! I said E(legant)g(olashes)a(re)d(etonator)s! Never trust a majestic looking pair of golashes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... STABBING
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She/Him (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen
I CAST... THIRD CONTINUATION! (I clicked on the TOS and had to retype everything this is the second time recently)
As you can probably tell, things were looking glum. Nukes were about to fall and decimate the world, and it seemed the party would be squashed by very large rocks. But then, Dave had an idea. Surprisingly not too much of a crazy one, either.
"Why are you doing this?" He asked. "You were supposed to be the DM, Bob!"
"Hmm, I'm thinking I like that name." Said Deeumbob. "I like just Bob better though." Bob elaborated. "Anyways, I've explained already. World domination! The world is mine to conquer!"
"But, like, if you nuke everything, won't you have nothing to rule?"
"...dang it. You're right." The nukes vanish. The rocks still were falling though, now starting to cast very small shadows.
"Hey, are these rocks small or is it just perspective?" Bartholemew asked. While this was happening, Dave was secretly grabbing an umbrella from Bob's backyard as a method of defense.
Bob looked up to see, and he got hit in the eye by a pebble! "Ow!" He said. The dragons began tending to his injury and trying to prevent the now rain of stone.
"That answers that, then!" Bartholemew and Dave ran off in this brief chance for escape, using the umbrella as defense. They knew what they needed to do-- to find the other two players that didn't come to the session today (it's D&D, of course there'll be last minute cancellations). Only then, with their powers combined, do they stand a chance to defeat Bob...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST....
HaLf UpPeRcAsE
yOu ArE nOw ReQuIrEd To HaVe HaLf Of YoUr ChArAcTeR tO bE uPpErCaSe
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I cAsT... pHiLoSoPhY!
Is It HaLf UpPeRcAsE oR hAlF lOwErCaSe?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... DeNiAl!
No more awkward capitalization that strains my eyes!
*I have optical issues. Not officially, but I have trouble reading signs from 10 feet away, so...*
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
I CAST...STAGES OF GRIEF
you are now in a life and death situation (at keast you think so) and you must go through the stages of grief (casting wise) before you are able to cast what you want
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I CAST… a panda????
a panda is summoned into existence.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic ???