this was a spell in 3.5, and it really did deal 306d6 Radient damage*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
this was a spell in 3.5, and it really did deal 306d6 Radient damage*
You're kidding. That is insane.
I cast... POKE! (you are poked in the forehead)
you wish I was.
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
I cast... victory! A level infinity spell that guarantees I win.
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Check out Monach of the Realms forum game!As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh no, the most powerful spell there is! Other than "Hamburger", of course. Hamburger is the superior spell.
Actually, good point. I cast Hamburger, and I use my proficiency to add extra onions and cheese.
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Check out Monach of the Realms forum game!As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I grow a second head. I am now a two-headed snake wizard*
on my bonus action I CAST... ITCHY LUNGS!!!!!!
*drakenbrine has itchy lungs*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*using the power of friendship I turn the itching monster back on you*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
I CAST LEVEL LOCK (all spells level 9 no longer can be cast)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST LEVEL UNLOCK (spells are unlocked to the 13th level. *remembers Baalze casting at absurd levels*)
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*pulls out copy of the epic level handbook*
MUAHAHAHA!
I CAST... VENGEFUL GAZE OF GOD!!!
*you take 306d6 radient damage*
this was a spell in 3.5, and it really did deal 306d6 Radient damage*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
THUNDER SPELL!!!!
You're kidding. That is insane.
I cast... POKE! (you are poked in the forehead)
Overjoyed follower of Jeff, the Evil Roomba!
you wish I was.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I cast... GHOSTFACE RANDOMLY APPEARS, KILLS YOUR MOM ANDSTALKS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
*Ghostface appears, kills your mom and hounts you for the rest of your life.*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I cast, big hammer!
(A big hammer appears and swings towards you)
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
I cast... victory! A level infinity spell that guarantees I win.
Check out Monach of the Realms forum game! As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
I cast nuh uh.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh no, the most powerful spell there is! Other than "Hamburger", of course. Hamburger is the superior spell.
Actually, good point. I cast Hamburger, and I use my proficiency to add extra onions and cheese.
Check out Monach of the Realms forum game! As Djinni you'll know me, for I am your king. From void I have shaped thee, I've shaped everything. But please do not kneel, just look and behold, I rule you to heal and share stories untold. The mask that I wear is a crude one of glass, so your soul will repair if you glance at me fast. You'll pray that you know me, and I'll let your heart ring. I'm as strong as the world tree and I'll make your heart sing.
i cast

he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST... OOOOH PICKLES!!
*I eat the pickles*
on my bonus action I CAST... ICHY BONES!!!
*you have itchy bones*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
HUZZAH! Now I can cast ITCHY BRAIN!!! (A spell that needs a certain spell to be cast to cast)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME!!!!
*I grow a second head. I am now a two-headed snake wizard*
on my bonus action I CAST... ITCHY LUNGS!!!!!!
*drakenbrine has itchy lungs*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I summon the itching monster. Target: Capatin_Crunch.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
*using the power of friendship I turn the itching monster back on you*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I cast betrayal (they believe you betrayed their friendship)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... JORMUNGANDER!
*I summon Jormungander, dividing the landmass were fighting on into two*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I cast... MENDING TO THE 1000000th DEGREE!
The continent is immediately fixed.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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