you level up to level 30 and all your stats become 30
hold person-> mold person
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Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
A list of all previous actions this spell has done appears
List --> Lost
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
All links included are directed to dndbeyond, which is a permitted link.
Now for what Firecall would do:
A a ringing telephone appears nearby. When someone answers it, it bursts into flame, dealing 2d12 Fire damage and setting fire to flammable objects worn by the unfortunate person.
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Everyone within a two hundred mile radius is suddenly fired from their job
Arms of Hadar --> Harms of Hadar
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
All ants within a 30 foot radius immediately become 5th level sorcerers
Antilife Shell --> Antiwife Shell
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He/Him, Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games. Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything) Also active on God's Vision; Aikyros: Category 5, Territory: 23040 Square Feet, CP: 26, AP: 14, F: 43, Specialties: Volatile, Cursebearer; Abilities: Blessed by Fate (Fire, Radiant), Godly Weapon (Longsword of Wounding) Extra Attack(2x); L'kus't: CP: 0 AP: 5 F: 20
instantly destroys any married woman that touches you
Fireball-> Firebail
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Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
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you level up to level 30 and all your stats become 30
hold person-> mold person
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
you get stuck to a wall
remove curse-> remove cuse
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Suddenly tons of people are missing and you are going to hell undoubtably
Firemall --> firemail
Someone mails a flaming envelope to your house.
Wish --> Fish
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You suddenly become Frosted_derp and get bombarded by fish
Fish > fist
A spectral hand appears and punches a target of your choice, dealing 2d6 blunt damage and 1d2 startle damage. After punching 3 times it vanishes.
Fist -> Mist
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
The surrounding area is filled with fog, causing all creatures around to be unable to see
Mist --> List
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
A list of all previous actions this spell has done appears
List --> Lost
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You lose your way when walking to your objective.
Acid Splash --> Placid Splash
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
A strange blue liquid is produced. Anyone who touches it feels unusually calm and tranquil.
Y'know, some of these seem worthy to be turned into actual spells...
Firewall -> Firecall
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379311-control-wafer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379141-firewall
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379148-wire-bolt
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379177-placid-splash
Credits to y'all for the concepts.
All links included are directed to dndbeyond, which is a permitted link.
Now for what Firecall would do:
A a ringing telephone appears nearby. When someone answers it, it bursts into flame, dealing 2d12 Fire damage and setting fire to flammable objects worn by the unfortunate person.
Firecall -> Fire all
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
Everyone within a two hundred mile radius is suddenly fired from their job
Arms of Hadar --> Harms of Hadar
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
Hadar appears and beats up the nearest enemy before disappearing.
Antimagic Field -> Ant Magic Field
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
All ants within a 30 foot radius immediately become 5th level sorcerers
Antilife Shell --> Antiwife Shell
He/Him, Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games.
Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything)
Also active on God's Vision; Aikyros: Category 5, Territory: 23040 Square Feet, CP: 26, AP: 14, F: 43, Specialties: Volatile, Cursebearer; Abilities: Blessed by Fate (Fire, Radiant), Godly Weapon (Longsword of Wounding) Extra Attack(2x); L'kus't: CP: 0 AP: 5 F: 20
instantly destroys any married woman that touches you
Fireball-> Firebail
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
All captives and prisoners within a 72-mile radius are freed, but catch fire.
Minor Illusion -> Miner Illusion
Edit- someone already did that, so...
Poison Spray-> Poison Pray
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Cats
I am Aro/Ace and a Therian (Please be respectful)
If you or one of your allies has been brought to court, they are admitted bail and the courthouse starts burning.
You make a sacrifice of poison and pray.
Firewall -> Firewail.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.
Your campfire starts screaming.
Firewail --> Firemail
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
All chainmail in the caster's line of sight catches on fire.
Tasha's Hideous Laughter-> Shasha's Hideous Laughter
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Cats
I am Aro/Ace and a Therian (Please be respectful)
The voice is changed from that of Tasha to a fictional character named Shasha.
Lost -> Cost
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I am just trying to be a member of the community and, well, do stuff. I apologize if I have annoyed anyone and will try to do better. I am NOT a bot and I do NOT use AI.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
Aliases: Goosetifer, Goose.