you level up to level 30 and all your stats become 30
hold person-> mold person
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Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
A list of all previous actions this spell has done appears
List --> Lost
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
All links included are directed to dndbeyond, which is a permitted link.
Now for what Firecall would do:
A a ringing telephone appears nearby. When someone answers it, it bursts into flame, dealing 2d12 Fire damage and setting fire to flammable objects worn by the unfortunate person.
Everyone within a two hundred mile radius is suddenly fired from their job
Arms of Hadar --> Harms of Hadar
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
All ants within a 30 foot radius immediately become 5th level sorcerers
Antilife Shell --> Antiwife Shell
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He/Him Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games. Somewhat active on Twist the Wish. Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything) Also active on God's Vision: CP: 20 AP: 5 F: 6
instantly destroys any married woman that touches you
Fireball-> Firebail
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Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
you level up to level 30 and all your stats become 30
hold person-> mold person
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
you get stuck to a wall
remove curse-> remove cuse
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Suddenly tons of people are missing and you are going to hell undoubtably
Firemall --> firemail
Someone mails a flaming envelope to your house.
Wish --> Fish
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You suddenly become Frosted_derp and get bombarded by fish
Fish > fist
A spectral hand appears and punches a target of your choice, dealing 2d6 blunt damage and 1d2 startle damage. After punching 3 times it vanishes.
Fist -> Mist
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
The surrounding area is filled with fog, causing all creatures around to be unable to see
Mist --> List
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
A list of all previous actions this spell has done appears
List --> Lost
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You lose your way when walking to your objective.
Acid Splash --> Placid Splash
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
A strange blue liquid is produced. Anyone who touches it feels unusually calm and tranquil.
Y'know, some of these seem worthy to be turned into actual spells...
Firewall -> Firecall
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379311-control-wafer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379141-firewall
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379148-wire-bolt
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3379177-placid-splash
Credits to y'all for the concepts.
All links included are directed to dndbeyond, which is a permitted link.
Now for what Firecall would do:
A a ringing telephone appears nearby. When someone answers it, it bursts into flame, dealing 2d12 Fire damage and setting fire to flammable objects worn by the unfortunate person.
Firecall -> Fire all
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Everyone within a two hundred mile radius is suddenly fired from their job
Arms of Hadar --> Harms of Hadar
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
Hadar appears and beats up the nearest enemy before disappearing.
Antimagic Field -> Ant Magic Field
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
All ants within a 30 foot radius immediately become 5th level sorcerers
Antilife Shell --> Antiwife Shell
He/Him
Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games.
Somewhat active on Twist the Wish.
Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything)
Also active on God's Vision: CP: 20 AP: 5 F: 6
instantly destroys any married woman that touches you
Fireball-> Firebail
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient am sorry that I am rude sometimes. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! No alts, there can only be one. My mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
All captives and prisoners within a 72-mile radius are freed, but catch fire.
Minor Illusion -> Miner Illusion
Edit- someone already did that, so...
Poison Spray-> Poison Pray
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Grammar and the Cult of Cats
If you or one of your allies has been brought to court, they are admitted bail and the courthouse starts burning.
You make a sacrifice of poison and pray.
Firewall -> Firewail.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Your campfire starts screaming.
Firewail --> Firemail
(He/Him) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination
- The Way of Kings -
No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
my music 🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
All chainmail in the caster's line of sight catches on fire.
Tasha's Hideous Laughter-> Shasha's Hideous Laughter
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Grammar and the Cult of Cats
The voice is changed from that of Tasha to a fictional character named Shasha.
Lost -> Cost
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."