gives target skin cancer of a different degree depending on caster's level
Sunburst --> Sunburnt
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
a glowing magical dictionary manifests in front of you, from which a singular word is selected by the dictionary. the selected word is magically highlighted in the dictionary, before the dictionary closes and disappears. a list of countless verbs then appears in the dictionary's place, and a random verb is selected in the same fashion. upon saying the word selected by the dictionary, the target of this spell is forced to do whatever the verb selected by the verb list means.
cloudkill --> cloudpill
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You create 1d4 magical pills that, when taken, turns you into a cloud, prevents you from being turned into a cloud, or makes you immune to clouds with negative effects upon inhaling them. Your choice.
Sunbeam --> Funbeam :D
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
you create a powerful 5 foot wide line AOE of Fun Dip powder with a range of 40 feet. everyone who breathes it in begins to choke violently on the powder.
Wall of Fire --> Fall of Fire
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You purchase an area of land (the amount can be upscaled with a higher spell slot). Whoever is in that land has to pay you 100 GP whenever they enter or take a short or long rest in there. If they lack the funds required, psychic damage is done to them equal to the amount they don't have.
Edit: Fire descends from the sky and starts exploding everywhere, kinda like meteor swarm but all fire damage.
Teleport --> Telefort (I know teleport is it's own word, but tele means distance and port means travel so I'd argue it could be split apart)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
you can call lightning bolts down on targets that are between 40 and 120 feet away, but you must sacrifice 2 GP worth of stuff to pay for the cellular service subscription involved.
Darkvision --> dartvision
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You have displeased the Moon Goddess. Now you shall face her wrath. The target takes 5d10 radiant damage, or half on a successful DEX save, and is now cursed to never be able to see the night sky again. If they are a Twilight Domain Cleric, they also fall out of favour with their deity.
all worms in a 50 ft radius are inflicted with stun.
Spare the Dying --> Share the Dying
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
You conjure a small cylindrical container of acid with a pin holding the lid to the rest of the container. You pull the pin out, and throw the container up to 50 feet. Upon impact and/or reaching the targeted location, the container explodes and covers everything within a 10 ft radius of the container (upon its detonation) in acid, dealing 2d4 acid damage and inflicting blind on anything that was looking at the container or in its general direction.
thats two letters btw.
fire/lightning bolt --> fire/lightning belt
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
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You are instanly teleported to a tiny room in the middle of the Plane of Elemental Earth.
Fireball ➡️ Tireball
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
gives target skin cancer of a different degree depending on caster's level
Sunburst --> Sunburnt
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Causes the target's skin to peel off, dealing 1d10 fire damage per level.
Wish ➡️ Wash
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
You utter a powerful word, one that makes your naughty, dirty, smelly friends immediately get washed.
Power Word Heal -> Power Word Deal
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
a glowing magical dictionary manifests in front of you, from which a singular word is selected by the dictionary. the selected word is magically highlighted in the dictionary, before the dictionary closes and disappears. a list of countless verbs then appears in the dictionary's place, and a random verb is selected in the same fashion. upon saying the word selected by the dictionary, the target of this spell is forced to do whatever the verb selected by the verb list means.
cloudkill --> cloudpill
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You create 1d4 magical pills that, when taken, turns you into a cloud, prevents you from being turned into a cloud, or makes you immune to clouds with negative effects upon inhaling them. Your choice.
Sunbeam --> Funbeam :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A beam of pure party energy flashes out from your hand in a 5-foot-wide, 60-foot-line. Each creature in the range gets a party hat.
Bigby's Hand -> Bigby's Land
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>?
YES NO
[Enter: A new RP Thread: Sanctuary]
you create a powerful 5 foot wide line AOE of Fun Dip powder with a range of 40 feet. everyone who breathes it in begins to choke violently on the powder.
Wall of Fire --> Fall of Fire
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You purchase an area of land (the amount can be upscaled with a higher spell slot). Whoever is in that land has to pay you 100 GP whenever they enter or take a short or long rest in there. If they lack the funds required, psychic damage is done to them equal to the amount they don't have.
Edit: Fire descends from the sky and starts exploding everywhere, kinda like meteor swarm but all fire damage.
Teleport --> Telefort (I know teleport is it's own word, but tele means distance and port means travel so I'd argue it could be split apart)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You summon a fort made out of televisions.
Meteor Swarm -> Meteor Smarm (look it up)
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You sweet-talk a meteor and get it to be your friend. It destroys your enemies.
Call Lightning to Cell Lightning
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
you can call lightning bolts down on targets that are between 40 and 120 feet away, but you must sacrifice 2 GP worth of stuff to pay for the cellular service subscription involved.
Darkvision --> dartvision
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You can now see all ranged projectiles, and gain a bonus to your AC against ranged attacks.
Aid to Air
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You summon a friendly wind spirit, similar to Find Familiar.
Detect Magic -> Defect Magic
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
The target's magic has a small flaw that a bunch of critics suddenly start criticizing, dealing psychic damage.
Crown of Stars --> Frown of Stars
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You have displeased the Moon Goddess. Now you shall face her wrath. The target takes 5d10 radiant damage, or half on a successful DEX save, and is now cursed to never be able to see the night sky again. If they are a Twilight Domain Cleric, they also fall out of favour with their deity.
Power Word Stun -> Power Worm Stun
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's in the Here and Now
Lith Ja’mas: Githyanki Sorcerer: Ghosts Of Saltmarsh
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist! and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
all worms in a 50 ft radius are inflicted with stun.
Spare the Dying --> Share the Dying
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You, along with the target of this spell, both fall unconscious and must make death saving throws.
Sleep -> Steep
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
the world tilts around you making a steep slope
acid splash -> acid flash
“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
extd sig?
You conjure a small cylindrical container of acid with a pin holding the lid to the rest of the container. You pull the pin out, and throw the container up to 50 feet. Upon impact and/or reaching the targeted location, the container explodes and covers everything within a 10 ft radius of the container (upon its detonation) in acid, dealing 2d4 acid damage and inflicting blind on anything that was looking at the container or in its general direction.
thats two letters btw.
fire/lightning bolt --> fire/lightning belt
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."