I found this one online. It's not really a joke, more of a punny story.
So we are playing dnd and our Tabaxi Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit anything as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease." "My God," I said. "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."
We all die.
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The sense of Humor between USA ppl and Europeans are quite different.....
That's why I still don't get the joke............. it's like there's something missing in the joke, that could make me ROFLS.
So, a club is like a bar in English. Or a pub. A restaurant that sells alcohol. A club is also the weapon. So, an orc walks into a club, and takes 1d4 + 2 damage.
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What do you call an innkeeper without booze?
Exp in potentia.
Q) How many tinker gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One... But there's probably no room left after all those explosions.
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THAC0... That is all...
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Whoa, that is a bad joke!
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
I resemble that remark...
Well jokes are usually at someone's expense :-p
Q) Why were wizards so overpowered in 3.5?
A) Because their level gain in previous editions was EXPonentially more expensive!
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
Please do. Used them all for tasha’s hideous laughter.
Oops...
How many adventurers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
As long as it takes for them to determine that it isn't a mimic.
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I found this one online. It's not really a joke, more of a punny story.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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An ogre walks into a club.
He takes 1d4+2 damage.
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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
What do you mean?
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I mean I never heared about that Joke..... if it is a joke.
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It is a joke.
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
The sense of Humor between USA ppl and Europeans are quite different.....
That's why I still don't get the joke............. it's like there's something missing in the joke, that could make me ROFLS.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
So, a club is like a bar in English. Or a pub. A restaurant that sells alcohol. A club is also the weapon. So, an orc walks into a club, and takes 1d4 + 2 damage.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Thor walks into a bar.
I laugh at his pain.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
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