I found this one online. It's not really a joke, more of a punny story.
So we are playing dnd and our Tabaxi Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit anything as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease." "My God," I said. "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."
We all die.
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The sense of Humor between USA ppl and Europeans are quite different.....
That's why I still don't get the joke............. it's like there's something missing in the joke, that could make me ROFLS.
So, a club is like a bar in English. Or a pub. A restaurant that sells alcohol. A club is also the weapon. So, an orc walks into a club, and takes 1d4 + 2 damage.
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What do you call an innkeeper without booze?
Exp in potentia.
Q) How many tinker gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One... But there's probably no room left after all those explosions.
THAC0... That is all...
Whoa, that is a bad joke!
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
I resemble that remark...
Well jokes are usually at someone's expense :-p
Q) Why were wizards so overpowered in 3.5?
A) Because their level gain in previous editions was EXPonentially more expensive!
Please do. Used them all for tasha’s hideous laughter.
Oops...
How many adventurers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
As long as it takes for them to determine that it isn't a mimic.
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I found this one online. It's not really a joke, more of a punny story.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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An ogre walks into a club.
He takes 1d4+2 damage.
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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
What do you mean?
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I mean I never heared about that Joke..... if it is a joke.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It is a joke.
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
The sense of Humor between USA ppl and Europeans are quite different.....
That's why I still don't get the joke............. it's like there's something missing in the joke, that could make me ROFLS.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
So, a club is like a bar in English. Or a pub. A restaurant that sells alcohol. A club is also the weapon. So, an orc walks into a club, and takes 1d4 + 2 damage.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Thor walks into a bar.
I laugh at his pain.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
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