A sentient magic dagger skilled in mathematics. Its favorite equations are ones that include addition and the number 3.
Potion of polymorph.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
A decanter of water that instead of water pouring out of it, an item from the table below will come out of it (defying the laws of space and completely ignoring the size of the decanter):
D10 Item
1 A golden frog statue that, when licked, tastes like chocolate
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
This die has infinity sides. Such a thing is not possible, crashing your D&D game and deleting all your save files, so you have to start again. If your DM gives you such a thing, leave that DM.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
While wearing this amulet, cloth material can't come within 5ft. of you.
Tome of obsolete magic.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
This tome is filled with outdated magic. It dates back to the primitive times of "First Edition" and cannot be used, deciphered, and is only useful as firewood. It does make a handy weapon if caught in a pinch though...
You have acquired a bag of small, brightly colored, edible balls of corn starch, artificial food coloring, and sugar that can be added to milk as part of your complete breakfast. However, you are also constantly being accosted by a silly white rabbit that you continually have to remind that Trix are for kids.
A horn that when blown, permanently deafens all creatures within a mile radius (including you).
Dagger of silence.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
A fan that when used to cool you down, it blasts hot wind in your face.
Book of Futuristic magic.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
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When you punch this armor, it punches you back.
Oil of sharpness
It's very sharp. Don't touch it.
+3 dagger
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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A sentient magic dagger skilled in mathematics. Its favorite equations are ones that include addition and the number 3.
Potion of polymorph.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You change your form every time you sneeze.
Cloak of Not-Very-Constant Visibility
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
When you need this cloak, it's invisible or otherwise impossible to locate.
Instant Rock
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You can use this rock at any time.
Decanter of endless wonder
(You may only post if you understand the reference and can tell me what it is from) :P
A decanter of water that instead of water pouring out of it, an item from the table below will come out of it (defying the laws of space and completely ignoring the size of the decanter):
D10 Item
1 A golden frog statue that, when licked, tastes like chocolate
2 A pair of underwear that was worn by an orc
3 A newspaper covered in blood
4 The shattered remains of a china teapot
5 A small box that is ticking
6 A basilisk's fang
7 A Giant Poisonous Snake that bites you unless you give it food
8 A small kitten with a scorpion tail
9 A portal to the plane of water opens
0 An eyeball
Wand of the archlich.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
This wand contains great power. It also turns you into an archlich of pure evil losing all remorse.
Infinity-sided die.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
This die has infinity sides. Such a thing is not possible, crashing your D&D game and deleting all your save files, so you have to start again. If your DM gives you such a thing, leave that DM.
Stein of endless beer
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You get a stein of endless beer which overflows and drowns you in beer.
A physical 5e DnD set with all 3 books cause they don't sell it where I live
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
You get the dnd books written in Russian.
Manual of dndbeyond hacking.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Dndbeyond, not to be confused with D&D Beyond, will hack you through this manual.
amulet of protection from crossed threads
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
While wearing this amulet, cloth material can't come within 5ft. of you.
Tome of obsolete magic.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
This tome is filled with outdated magic. It dates back to the primitive times of "First Edition" and cannot be used, deciphered, and is only useful as firewood. It does make a handy weapon if caught in a pinch though...
Bag of Tricks.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
If you wound it, it'll close. That's all it does.
Horn of Blasting
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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A horn that when blown, permanently deafens all creatures within a mile radius (including you).
Dagger of silence.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You cannot hear this dagger.
apparatus of the crab.
"The hero sought to save the world.
"If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought.
But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away.
Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves.
Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt."
~ Guild Wars 2
This crab boiler comes complete with hundreds of features you'll never want, need, or figure out how to use.
Wind Fan
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
A fan that when used to cool you down, it blasts hot wind in your face.
Book of Futuristic magic.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.