Reverse Gravy, 1st level Transmutation spell, V, S, M*, Casting time: 1 Action, Range: 100 Feet, Duration: Concentration up to 1 minute

This spell reverses gravy in a 50-foot-radius, 100-foot high cylinder centered on a point within range. All gravy that isn't somehow anchored to the ground in the area fall upward and reach the top of the area when you cast this spell. If some solid object (such as a ceiling) is encountered in this fall, falling gravy strikes it just as it would during a normal downward fall. If the gravy reaches the top of the area without striking anything, it remains there, oscillating slightly, for the duration. At the end of the duration, affected gravy falls back down.

*A gravy pitcher

Falter Self, 2nd level, Transumtation Spell V, S, 1 Action

This spell will transform you into a being of godly power, gaining a bonus of twice your missing HP to all ability scores. However, The verbal component of this spell involves a hesitation just long enough to drop the spell casting.

Hate, 3rd level, Enchantment Spell, V,S, 1 Action. 

When casting this spell pick two creatures, the first creature must make a wisdom saving throw(Dc 16) or be willing to do anything to destroy the second creature for one minute.

Aids, 3rd-level Transmutation spell, S, M*, 1 hour.

Choose one target creature, you must touch them for the duration of the spells casting time, after which, they will receive AIDS, which they will have until they die. This disease has the same properties as the real-life AIDS. Undead, constructs, and those who are otherwise immune to disease must make a DC 16 Con saving throw, if they succeed, this spell has no effect on them this casting. If they fail, the spell works as normal.

*A bed worth at least 50GP

Lighting Bolt, 3rd level illusion, v,s,m*,    1 action

you create a bolt of light and anyone of your choice within 30ft of you must make a dc 18 perception check or be blinded for 1 hour

*a hand and eye of vecna

Gale, 9th level Conjuration, V S M*, 1 action

You summon your weird aunt Gale to lecture your opponents about the proper etiquette of cat petting for 1 hour.

*a small platinum statue of your aunt Gale

Lightning Blot, 3rd Level Evocation, V, S, M*, 1 action

A 1-inch blot of lightning appears on the surface of an inanimate object within 100 feet. It lasts until touched by a creature, for 24 hours, or until dispelled. If touched, the blot shocks the toucher, who must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking 8d6 lightning damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, the damage increases by 1d6 for each slot level above 3rd.

*An inkwell filled with powdered copper

dish, 9th level conjuration , V, 1 action

A dish full of food appears and refills itself whenever it is eaten and will not spoil

Power word tongue 8 level enchantment

If the subject has 150 hit points or fewer, it cannot speak.

Wash 9th level misspell S, M*

Up to 94 items of clothing you can see are now sparkling clean and cannot be made dirty without divine intervention.

*a bar of soap and a bucket of water

Charismatic de-rail

The targeted being have to re-roll 2d6 and substract the result with the Charisma bonus of the caster. If the number is lower than 3, the targeted being have the stubborn idea to commit suicide, even if he/she success a wisdom saving throw.

Funny.... huh ?? xDD

chromatic door

you create a rainbow door to limbo

Firebell 3rd level misspell  V, S, M*

You ring the bell used in the material component and all hostile creatures who hear it must make a Wisdom save or take 3d6 fire damage (halved on success) 

*A small bronze bell

Ray of Ross, Cantrip Misspell  V, S

A beam of energy exits your fingertips towards a target creature in range. Make a ranged spell attack against the target. On a hit, its name is now Ross, and it cannot see without Glasses, which are now on top of its head.

Combo the Um BomB-Go....

V S M .... 8th lvl Conjuration spell

You create 1d6 spectral monkeys with metallic little cymbals, which annoys any near target ( in a cubic area no greater than 30 ft ) with the sound of those cymbals. The targets must throw a Charisma saving throw or else suffer, on a fail saving throw, the curse condition. On a success throw, the target gets no abnormal conditions, but loose 1 action.

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Combo the Um BomB-Go....

V S M .... 8th lvl Conjuration spell

You create 1d6 spectral monkeys with metallic little cymbals, which annoys any near target ( in a cubic area no greater than 30 ft ) with the sound of those cymbals. The targets must throw a Charisma saving throw or else suffer, on a fail saving throw, the curse condition. On a success throw, the target gets no abnormal conditions, but loose 1 action.

 What was the original spell?!

Cure Wands

7th lvl Transmutation misspell

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: Self

Components: V, S

Duration: Instantaneous

Restores all expended charges to any magic item of the wand type. After that, roll a d100. If an 90 or higher is rolled, add 1d4 temporary charges to the wand. If one is used, they cannot be restored by this spell if used again.

At Higher Levels: If used with a higher spell slot, the threshold for extra charges goes down by 5 per slot level. (Example: 8th level spell slot used = threshold is 85 for extra charges)

Tree Slide

S 3rd lvl Transmutation

You touch one tree, the tree will meld into a 1d20 ft tall slide with a ladder on the back that when used, flings you (the result of the first roll) feet forward and then you make a DC (the result of the first roll) Dex save or take damage as if you were falling the height of the ladder.

Biby's Band, it summons a musical band of archmages that play guitars and percussion instruments with mage hands.

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Combo the Um BomB-Go....

V S M .... 8th lvl Conjuration spell

You create 1d6 spectral monkeys with metallic little cymbals, which annoys any near target ( in a cubic area no greater than 30 ft ) with the sound of those cymbals. The targets must throw a Charisma saving throw or else suffer, on a fail saving throw, the curse condition. On a success throw, the target gets no abnormal conditions, but loose 1 action.

 What was the original spell?!

 Some random Homebrewed spell someone created ( dunno who was, I carry a FishMemory penalty over myself )... xDD