minecraft in d&d

Would you rather answer a question, or not?

Would you really want to say I press w every time you want to move?

I would rather answer  a question cuz if i wouldn't I would not post this

Where's your question?

Would you rather clean rest stop toilets or work in a slaughterhouse for a living?

I would rather work in the slaughterhouse 

Since no one posted a question,

would you rather

be the dm

or

be a player

Be the DM. I am already most of the time. 

Would you rather eat an aboleth's slime once a day, or have to let a mind flayer tad pole start going up your nose once a day, until you have to pull it out to survive? 

an aboleth's slime is better than mind worms.

would you rather be forced to watch the worst movie ever, in your opinion, but never have to watch it again, or only be able to watch your favourite movie once every 5 years?

I would rather see pacific rim every 5 years, that’s more then we see it normally 

would you rather add magic to the world or leave it without

Add it

would you rather trip without hurting yourself every 2 minutes or trip and get get hurt badly every 2 days

Trip

Would you rather smell like a troglodyte all the time, or have your skin covered in rubber?

rubber

would you rather: play dnd for the rest of your life, or never play dnd again.

Easy. D&D for the rest of my life. 

Would you rather never see a cow (or part of it) again, or murder your neighbor?

never see a cow

would you rather be affected by true polymorph into a tarrasque or polymorph into a frog

easy! I have no neighbours!

Would you rather play would you rather or dnd?

dnd and same as before

Dnd

Would you rather have the power to peal anything, or the power to smell like anything.

i meant my last one and smell like anything i guess

would you rather be affected by true polymorph into a tarrasque or polymorph into a frog

Frog

(What about a frog sized tarrasque that hops around)

Would you rather date a tarrasque, or date a abolith.

(neither is safe to do so, admittedly)