Straight black.

Don't like coffee.

Would you rather be a puppy or a cat .

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Don't like coffee.

 

Would you rather be a puppy or a cat .

 

Both (two different bodies). If I really had to choose one, probably puppy (a Pug would be preferred).

Would you rather be killed and come back as a revenant (who don't live for very long and their only purpose is to get revenge on their killer, for those of you who don't already know) or die of natural causes and come back as a sentient skeleton/zombie forced to serve the necromancer who brought you back?

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Don't like coffee.

 

Would you rather be a puppy or a cat .

 

Both (two different bodies). If I really had to choose one, probably puppy (a Pug would be preferred).

 

Would you rather be killed and come back as a revenant (who don't live for very long and their only purpose is to get revenge on their killer, for those of you who don't already know) or die of natural causes and come back as a sentient skeleton/zombie forced to serve the necromancer who brought you back?

 A skeleton

Would you rather play D&D with a mind flayer colony or play D&D with the Xanathar, with Sylgar as the dm?

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Would you rather play D&D with a mind flayer colony or play D&D with the Xanathar, with Sylgar as the dm?

Again, both. They sound like they could play some pretty interesting characters.

Would you rather drink a Delayed Blast Fireball or a Mindlayer? (The drinks from the official D&D cookbook, not the spell or creature.)

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Would you rather play D&D with a mind flayer colony or play D&D with the Xanathar, with Sylgar as the dm?

Again, both. They sound like they could play some pretty interesting characters.

Would you rather drink a Delayed Blast Fireball or a Mindlayer? (The drinks from the official D&D cookbook, not the spell or creature.)

 Wait there's a cookbook and I would drink the delayed blast Fireball

Would you rather have a dog or a fish

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Would you rather play D&D with a mind flayer colony or play D&D with the Xanathar, with Sylgar as the dm?

Again, both. They sound like they could play some pretty interesting characters.

Would you rather drink a Delayed Blast Fireball or a Mindlayer? (The drinks from the official D&D cookbook, not the spell or creature.)

 Wait there's a cookbook and I would drink the delayed blast Fireball

Would you rather have a dog or a fish

 

Dog, I'd probably end up eating the fish. Plus, I love dogs, especially pugs. And I just really like seafood...

Yes, there is a cookbook, and it is amazing, I highly recommend it. Here is a link.

Would you rather drink a Potion of Restoration (again, the drink, not the potion) or some Dwarven Mulled Wine?

Wine ig

Would you rather never roll higher than a 5 or never roll lower than a 15, but everyone thinks your cheating 

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Wine ig

Would you rather never roll higher than a 5 or never roll lower than a 15, but everyone thinks your cheating 

The first one, it would make for some fun RP.

Would you rather jump in a pool of lemon juice while covered in cuts, or kick a wall with a toothpick under your toenail?

Lemon pool

Would you rather play in a railroaded game or play a campaign filled with murderhobo edgelords?

Railroaded game.

Would you rather

eat steak with Montreal seasoning and a baked potato 

or eat Mongolian beef with fried rice?

eat steak with Montreal seasoning and a baked potato 

would u rather

fall on a metal d4

or fall on a 2x8 lego

2x8 lego

Would you rather

Walk around on all fours for a day

or

Hop like a bunny all day

(I already so both of those all day, irl, soooooo) Walk around on all fours for a day.

would you rather

ONLy be able to digest cheeze

or

only be able to talk to people who have the letter "R' at both the front and back of there name.

With the latter I wouldn't even be able to talk to myself. So I'll go with digesting cheese. 

Would you rather

Wake up with all your memories and whatnot intact, but return to having the physical body of your 5 year old self

or 

Wake up with an additional $1,000,000 in your bank account (tax-free) but have aged 10 years

I'd go with the former like that i can prevent so many embarrassments from happening

Would you rather:

Have one of your characters be isekai'd into the real world

or

Be isekai'd into your campaign in your character's place

A lot of my skills depend on technology. So I'm gonna say I'd like one of my characters isekai'd here. 

Would you rather

Be blind but have hearing so good that you can hear what color something is

or

Be deaf but have sight so good that you can see the sound waves to know what's audible

Be deaf, I can already read double speed captions and sight is such a massive part of your sensory input.

Would you rather:

Only be able to make puns (e.g. fanta-stick for fantastic) to speak

or

Only be able to talk in references to obscure tv shows

Yes. I would do both. Because both are absolutely amazing options. But if I had to choose, puns.

Would you rather

Have your body change into a different D&D monster each day but retain your intelligence

Or

Cast a random D&D spell targeted on the closest object to you that wouldn't catch you in the spell's radius as soon as you wake up each day