have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to show up with 622089 character sheets, one for every possible combination of class, race, subclass, and background, and ask your DM to look over them all, and deiced which one fits the campaign best, just to see the look on the DM's face?
No, I can't say I have. Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to answer every question you're asked with, "yes," or, "no," just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Have you ever have the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play 'Kung Fu Fighting' by Carl Douglas while playing as a monk. Just to see the look on your DM's face?
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to shout, "cheater," to your DM whenever your character drops below 0 hit points just to see the look on your DM's face?
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My family literally started watching that movie last night! What a coincidence!
To answer the question, no, I have not.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to demand that the DM must allow you to play a [insert homebrew race/subrace] [insert homebrew class/subclass] [insert homebrew background], in order to see the look on their face?
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a bugbear with 8 Charisma in a political-based campaign just to see the look on your DM's face?
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to use minor illusion to make random farm animal sounds in the ear of a drunk hell bent on killing somebody?
Bob, you forgot to answer Thaureln's question... To answer TTB's question. No. Though I'd love to see how it goes.
To answer bob's question... No. However, I'd love to try it. It sounds like a hell of a good idea.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play 'Fire' by Ohio Players on your phone or other music player before casting fireball, just to see the look on your DM's face?
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Have your character had the Allergy on feathers and, while he/she was sneakly trying to reach the eagle's nest ( just to take an egg ), he/she started to sneeze over&over ???
It was the worst moment my char had..... for sure.... add this to the falling damage he had to deal with.... eughhh.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM if they could maybe set up a barely coherent excuse to do a “musical episode” where everybody breaks into song for some reason, and the NPCs could also join in as backup singers and dancers like some TV series do, just to see the look on the DM’s face?
Hold up, have you watched the show once upon a time?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM if they could maybe set up a barely coherent excuse to do a “musical episode” where everybody breaks into song for some reason, and the NPCs could also join in as backup singers and dancers like some TV series do, just to see the look on the DM’s face?
Hold up, have you watched the show once upon a time?
Yes, but not for a while. But they have done musical episodes in many shows, Xena, Buffy, The Magicians, etc.
Oh this sounds like a interesting story, please tell us more.
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so i was dm and the main villain was trying to take over the world by enchanting all the nobles to read from a scroll that says that she is now noble. my older brother was a rogue so he wrote his name on a before it was red
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I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
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lol... no
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to show up with 622089 character sheets, one for every possible combination of class, race, subclass, and background, and ask your DM to look over them all, and deiced which one fits the campaign best, just to see the look on the DM's face?
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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No, I can't say I have. Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to answer every question you're asked with, "yes," or, "no," just to see the look on your DM's face?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no to that one.
Have you ever have the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play 'Kung Fu Fighting' by Carl Douglas while playing as a monk. Just to see the look on your DM's face?
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
No, but I've never played a monk.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to shout, "cheater," to your DM whenever your character drops below 0 hit points just to see the look on your DM's face?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
no
Have you ever asked the DM to change the campaign to a TGMBC (The Gods must be crazy) format? (you all know the rest)
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
My family literally started watching that movie last night! What a coincidence!
To answer the question, no, I have not.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to demand that the DM must allow you to play a [insert homebrew race/subrace] [insert homebrew class/subclass] [insert homebrew background], in order to see the look on their face?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
no, i only do that if i want to play a homebrew race/class/background
have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to rick roll your DM?
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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No.
have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to punch/kick your opponent in the groin, just to see the look on the DM's face?
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
No, because there aren't called shots in 5e.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM to be the grandparent of the BBEG, just to see the look on their race?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
No, I have not.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a bugbear with 8 Charisma in a political-based campaign just to see the look on your DM's face?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to use minor illusion to make random farm animal sounds in the ear of a drunk hell bent on killing somebody?
Bob, you forgot to answer Thaureln's question... To answer TTB's question. No. Though I'd love to see how it goes.
To answer bob's question... No. However, I'd love to try it. It sounds like a hell of a good idea.
Have you ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play 'Fire' by Ohio Players on your phone or other music player before casting fireball, just to see the look on your DM's face?
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Have your character had the Allergy on feathers and, while he/she was sneakly trying to reach the eagle's nest ( just to take an egg ), he/she started to sneeze over&over ???
It was the worst moment my char had..... for sure.... add this to the falling damage he had to deal with.... eughhh.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
HAHA LOL Awesome! Oh and sadly no, I almost wish for something like that to happen...
Have you had the urge to create a half orc noble with low Charisma in a social intrigue campaign...?
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to wreak the main villains plan by becoming a noble just to see the look on your DM’s face?
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
Oh this sounds like a interesting story, please tell us more.
Hold up, have you watched the show once upon a time?
Yes, but not for a while. But they have done musical episodes in many shows, Xena, Buffy, The Magicians, etc.
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so i was dm and the main villain was trying to take over the world by enchanting all the nobles to read from a scroll that says that she is now noble. my older brother was a rogue so he wrote his name on a before it was red
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.