Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character based off of a single music video your brother showed you online about some dude using a chicken that morphs into a guy in a chicken suit to fight ninjas? (The song's called Chicken Attack in case anyone's curious, the clean version's much better)
Has anyone, and I mean ANYONE, had the sudden urge to tell everyone around you about the next stupid DM thing you have in your head, in front of your players?
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character based off of a single music video your brother showed you online about some dude using a chicken that morphs into a guy in a chicken suit to fight ninjas? (The song's called Chicken Attack in case anyone's curious, the clean version's much better)
Nope, can’t say as I have.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to roll for damage on a spell and call out “YAHTZEE!!!” just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to have a pencil as a arcane focus and tell your DM if they don't give it to you they have to give you resistance or proficiency just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to have a pencil as a arcane focus and tell your DM if they don't give it to you they have to give you resistance or proficiency just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Nope, it was an ink pen because it was mightier than any sword, and they said “sure,” so I didn’t have to issue them an ultimatum. 😉
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to kill your own party just to see the look on your DM’s face?
No, it was wholly uncontrollable, but they ganked my PCs instead. (It was 2e, everyone had 3 PCs, so my 3 lost to their 9. 🤷♂️)
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pull a Bugs Bunny and start playing hairdresser for the monster and mention how they “must meet such in-nteresting people,” just to see the look on their DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pull a Bugs Bunny and start playing hairdresser for the monster and mention how they “must meet such in-nteresting people,” just to see the look on their DM’s face?
Yes, actually. I've played a Water Genasi with a peculiar anatomy to allow such stunts, and did it to a frost Lynx which I promptly rolled a Nat 20 in animal handling to do this.
Has anyone had the urge or chance to make a reference to a show or game you like by naming your animal companion after an ability a character has?
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a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a deal with a Devil just to see the look on your DM’s face?
because i have, like 20 times
Do you have any ideahow many warlocks I've played?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a red-haired human bard who uses sending to rickroll people just to see the look on your DM's face?
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Nope. Not yet. Though I did have one who was evil the whole time but did a good job of hiding it and eventually became the BBEG and killed the rest of the party.
Who here has had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character who's a blind beholder bard who expresses their creativity through painting abstract art and occasionally casts Darkvision or True Seeing on themselves to be able to see things just to see the look on your DM's face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a deal with a Devil just to see the look on your DM’s face?
because i have, like 20 times
No...but my friend did it. A lot.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a Barbarian/Monk/Druid/Warlock/Sorcerer/Fighter/Paladin/Bard just to see the look on your DM's face?
YES. In fact, if the world were a D&D game and everyone else was an NPC, it would still be yes.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to "accidentally" cast Fireball in such a way that it overlaps everyone in the party just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone had the urge to dismantle everything about your DM's carefully constructed world? Torture that NPC to the brink of insanity and beyond? Burn down every tavern you find? Derail the DM's mind?
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Can’t say as I have, no.
Has anyone ever had the nigh uncontrollable urge to offer to pay for the pizza next week if the DM calls “Rocks Fall,” and kills every PC but yours?
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Nope. I may be Chaotic, but I'm not evil.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character based off of a single music video your brother showed you online about some dude using a chicken that morphs into a guy in a chicken suit to fight ninjas? (The song's called Chicken Attack in case anyone's curious, the clean version's much better)
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Absolutely not, but thanks for the inspiration
Has anyone, and I mean ANYONE, had the sudden urge to tell everyone around you about the next stupid DM thing you have in your head, in front of your players?
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Nope, can’t say as I have.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to roll for damage on a spell and call out “YAHTZEE!!!” just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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Ohhh I miss that Youtuber..... De-fibrilator..... where is he ???
Has anyone ever had the urge, without the mask on the face, to sneeze hardly in front of the random people, just to see the look on your DM's face ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to have a pencil as a arcane focus and tell your DM if they don't give it to you they have to give you resistance or proficiency just to see the look on your DM’s face?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to kill your own party just to see the look on your DM’s face?
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Nope, it was an ink pen because it was mightier than any sword, and they said “sure,” so I didn’t have to issue them an ultimatum. 😉
No, it was wholly uncontrollable, but they ganked my PCs instead. (It was 2e, everyone had 3 PCs, so my 3 lost to their 9. 🤷♂️)
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pull a Bugs Bunny and start playing hairdresser for the monster and mention how they “must meet such in-nteresting people,” just to see the look on their DM’s face?
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Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to pull a Bugs Bunny and start playing hairdresser for the monster and mention how they “must meet such in-nteresting people,” just to see the look on their DM’s face?
Yes, actually. I've played a Water Genasi with a peculiar anatomy to allow such stunts, and did it to a frost Lynx which I promptly rolled a Nat 20 in animal handling to do this.
Has anyone had the urge or chance to make a reference to a show or game you like by naming your animal companion after an ability a character has?
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a deal with a Devil just to see the look on your DM’s face?
because i have, like 20 times
Spider acolyte
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“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Do you have any idea how many warlocks I've played?
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a red-haired human bard who uses sending to rickroll people just to see the look on your DM's face?
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to ask the DM if it can be applied the SKIN-CLUB skins on the weapons and armors ???
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Who here has unexpectedly made your character turn evil and side with the BBEG, just to see the horror on your fellow player's faces?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Nope. Not yet. Though I did have one who was evil the whole time but did a good job of hiding it and eventually became the BBEG and killed the rest of the party.
Who here has had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to make a character who's a blind beholder bard who expresses their creativity through painting abstract art and occasionally casts Darkvision or True Seeing on themselves to be able to see things just to see the look on your DM's face?
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
No...but my friend did it. A lot.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to play a Barbarian/Monk/Druid/Warlock/Sorcerer/Fighter/Paladin/Bard just to see the look on your DM's face?
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Yes, absolutely.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to correct an NPC’s grammar just to see the look on your DM’s face?
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YES. In fact, if the world were a D&D game and everyone else was an NPC, it would still be yes.
Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to "accidentally" cast Fireball in such a way that it overlaps everyone in the party just to see the look on your DM’s face?
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Yes.
Has anyone had the urge to dismantle everything about your DM's carefully constructed world? Torture that NPC to the brink of insanity and beyond? Burn down every tavern you find? Derail the DM's mind?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I think you mean the DM by "that NPC"
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
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Who here has burned down at least one mansion?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)