Picture this: you're sitting in your house, watching Netflix. You're just chilling there, drinking the last soda you found in the back of the fridge, munching on stale popcorn, and you realize you're bored as hell. You need a change of pace. You need an experience that is... out of this world. But what could possibly offer you the novelty that you seek?
Well, worry no more, dear friend. For if head out to your mailbox, amidst all the junk and the overdue bills, you'll find the magical item: The Brochure of Planar Travel!
Unlike that trick Mr. Krabs pulled on Squidward in that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, the brochure itself is not the prize, but rather it is the all-expenses paid, 100% non-lethal trip to any one plane of your choice.
Perhaps you'd enjoy an ocean cruise on the Plane of Water? Maybe you'd like to experience the lush forests of Arvandor, and kick Corellon's ass for allowing there to be so many damn subraces of elf? Or would you like to head down to the Abyss and go "neener-neener" at all the passing demons not allowed to rip out your f**king spine? The choice is yours, but choose wisely...
I see Carceri in the replies. I must wash my eyes.
I don't know where I want go. Hades to taste larvasShadowfells to see cloakersPandemonium to "forget" my brother here Limbo to make a pact with slaadi. It's the best I found.
I see Carceri in the replies. I must wash my eyes.
I don't know where I want go. Hades to taste larvasShadowfells to see cloakersPandemonium to "forget" my brother here Limbo to make a pact with slaadi. It's the best I found.
Be careful it’s only non lethal as long as they don’t kill you they can do what they want
Since I don't want to go insane or be tortured, that crosses off Limbo and most of the Lower Planes. The Plane of Water would definitely be cool, and so would air. The Feywild is also rather beautiful, but I don't want 80 years to have passed while I was gone. Maybe Arcadia?
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I’d probably visit Bytopia... or the Beastlands if I know that they won’t eat me :D
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Hm, going to the Abyss and beating up lesser demons does sound like a blast. Outlands are pretty great too. Astral Plane would be nice, I wouldn't have to bring food or need to sleep.
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Go to Acheron. It's basically a virtual reality fighting video game, except its true reality. You respawn on Acheron if you die, so invincibility would be turned off on that plane.
If I get bored with the warriors and goblinoids on Acheron, I will travel to Ysgard and fight dragons and giants, with a more challenging terrain.
Arcadia would be beautiful and relaxing. It's just a perfect material plane.
Feywild probably has awesome food and playful creatures.
Since I don't want to go insane or be tortured, that crosses off Limbo and most of the Lower Planes. The Plane of Water would definitely be cool, and so would air. The Feywild is also rather beautiful, but I don't want 80 years to have passed while I was gone. Maybe Arcadia?
Go to Arcadia and you don't have to worry about all the flaws with life on the Material Plane.
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Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Picture this: you're sitting in your house, watching Netflix. You're just chilling there, drinking the last soda you found in the back of the fridge, munching on stale popcorn, and you realize you're bored as hell. You need a change of pace. You need an experience that is... out of this world. But what could possibly offer you the novelty that you seek?
Well, worry no more, dear friend. For if head out to your mailbox, amidst all the junk and the overdue bills, you'll find the magical item: The Brochure of Planar Travel!
Unlike that trick Mr. Krabs pulled on Squidward in that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, the brochure itself is not the prize, but rather it is the all-expenses paid, 100% non-lethal trip to any one plane of your choice.
Perhaps you'd enjoy an ocean cruise on the Plane of Water? Maybe you'd like to experience the lush forests of Arvandor, and kick Corellon's ass for allowing there to be so many damn subraces of elf? Or would you like to head down to the Abyss and go "neener-neener" at all the passing demons not allowed to rip out your f**king spine? The choice is yours, but choose wisely...
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If I can return, I go to Carceri to laugh at all the imprisoned creatures and gods.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
The plane of air
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
I see Carceri in the replies. I must wash my eyes.
I don't know where I want go.
Hades to taste larvasShadowfells to see cloakersPandemonium to "forget" my brother hereLimbo to make a pact with slaadi. It's the best I found.My favourites creations :
Half-Cloaker, Cloaker Lord, Potion of the Cloaker
I am looking for advice to upgrade my campaign.
There are troglodytes in my living room and cloakers in my basement.
Be careful it’s only non lethal as long as they don’t kill you they can do what they want
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Far Realm, definitely.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Since I don't want to go insane or be tortured, that crosses off Limbo and most of the Lower Planes. The Plane of Water would definitely be cool, and so would air. The Feywild is also rather beautiful, but I don't want 80 years to have passed while I was gone. Maybe Arcadia?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I’d probably visit Bytopia... or the Beastlands if I know that they won’t eat me :D
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
Limbo.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Hm, going to the Abyss and beating up lesser demons does sound like a blast. Outlands are pretty great too. Astral Plane would be nice, I wouldn't have to bring food or need to sleep.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Oh, abyss ! I have a greater idea ! I go to Death Dells, if you can't die, it's just a minigame...
My favourites creations :
Half-Cloaker, Cloaker Lord, Potion of the Cloaker
I am looking for advice to upgrade my campaign.
There are troglodytes in my living room and cloakers in my basement.
I'd totally go to limbo and master my pshionic powers
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Plane of Fire here I come!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Go to Acheron. It's basically a virtual reality fighting video game, except its true reality. You respawn on Acheron if you die, so invincibility would be turned off on that plane.
If I get bored with the warriors and goblinoids on Acheron, I will travel to Ysgard and fight dragons and giants, with a more challenging terrain.
Arcadia would be beautiful and relaxing. It's just a perfect material plane.
Feywild probably has awesome food and playful creatures.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Sorry, Plane of Fire is a hot choice! It was overbooked. Or should I say, overcooked.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Go to Arcadia and you don't have to worry about all the flaws with life on the Material Plane.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Not recommend. Even if you can't die, you'd probably go completely insane. Actually, you'll DEFINITELY go insane. Not probably.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Does the feywild count because I wanna hang out with some faries man. I bet their food tastes incredible lmao
Too late. You gave me a suggestion.
My favourites creations :
Half-Cloaker, Cloaker Lord, Potion of the Cloaker
I am looking for advice to upgrade my campaign.
There are troglodytes in my living room and cloakers in my basement.
Why has no one said 7 heavens of mount Celestia.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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