Manual of Spell ResistanceManual of Spell "Resistance" (contains only the word R E S I S T A N C E)
Periapt of Wound ClosurePeriapt of Wound Closure (make a ball of yarn or a spindle unable to be unwound - same word, different pronunciation)
Robe of Useful ItemsRobe of Useless Items
Rope of ClimbingRope of Clinging (just rope with some sticky substance)
Staff of PowerStaff of Powder
Cloak of ElvenkindCloak of Elven Kids (yuck!)
Hat of DisguiseHat of Disgust
Gem of SeeingGem of Peeing
Scarab of ProtectionScarab of Formication (basically an ordinary annoying scarab)
Wings of FlyingWings of Flailing
Stone of Controlling Earth ElementalsStone of Consoling Earth Elementals ("There there. It's not your fault you can't float.")
DriftglobeDriftglob (a floating ball of snot)
Dwarven PlateDwarven Pâté (the paste made from livers of whatever Dwarves find underground)
Elemental GemElemental Gym (for members only)
Dwarven ThrowerDwarf Thrower
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
A spell that allows you to speak to plants....oh wait...
You do know that is actually a plant control spell, right? And that it actually gives the plants enough intelligence that they can answer some basic questions?
Why is it that some people cannot seem to understand it is a fantasy setting where Gods exist, plus even 'normal' plants and animals are more than they are in normal non-fantastic Earth?
Oh shit, you took that very seriously. Sorry dude.
Auto skill as part of the polearm master? While in combat, polearm masters can dance seductively around their weapon in an attempt to charm nearby npcs?
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
They should make DnD more like World of Warcraft...
I played with a guy that demanded I DM like that, then kept rules lawyering me (I was a new DM at the time) unless I agreed to do so. I stopped DMing the next day.
Post random bad ideas you have about D&D
I will go 1st
They should make a invincibility ring
Pole-dancer barbarian subclass.
Unused inspiration doubles the number of d20 you roll for every turn that you don't use it.
All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers...
The should make a race that innately has an always on 5th level spell or HIGHER.
Artificer subclass with an aura of antimagic around them.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
How about loot stuff already found in the DMG?
Necklace of Prayer BeadsNecklace of Player BeardsImmovable RodImmovable ToddIoun StonesIoun Kidney StonesBoots of LevitationBats of LevitationAnimated ShieldAggravated ShieldApparatus of KwalishThingy of Kwalish (don't ask)Manual of Spell ResistanceManual of Spell "Resistance" (contains only the word R E S I S T A N C E)Periapt of Wound ClosurePeriapt of Wound Closure (make a ball of yarn or a spindle unable to be unwound - same word, different pronunciation)Robe of Useful ItemsRobe of Useless ItemsRope of ClimbingRope of Clinging (just rope with some sticky substance)Staff of PowerStaff of PowderCloak of ElvenkindCloak of Elven Kids (yuck!)Hat of DisguiseHat of DisgustGem of SeeingGem of PeeingScarab of ProtectionScarab of Formication (basically an ordinary annoying scarab)Wings of FlyingWings of FlailingStone of Controlling Earth ElementalsStone of Consoling Earth Elementals ("There there. It's not your fault you can't float.")DriftglobeDriftglob (a floating ball of snot)Dwarven PlateDwarven Pâté (the paste made from livers of whatever Dwarves find underground)Elemental GemElemental Gym (for members only)Dwarven ThrowerDwarf ThrowerHuman. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
This is amazing.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
A spell that allows you to speak to plants....oh wait...
Oh shit, you took that very seriously. Sorry dude.
They should make DnD more like World of Warcraft...
Grovel, Cower and Beg racial ability...
Kobolds with -2 strength.
Orcs with -2 Intelligence.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Auto skill as part of the polearm master? While in combat, polearm masters can dance seductively around their weapon in an attempt to charm nearby npcs?
Let's throw down
oof
turn imps into flying monkeys
There actually are flying monkeys in 5e, and they can be familiars.
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but can u turn imps into them?
Do the imps dance around the poles or do the barbarians dance all over the imps? IOW, are the imps the pole or the poledancer?🤔
EDIT: Is a poledancing imp just an ugly, tiny suc/incubus?
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I played with a guy that demanded I DM like that, then kept rules lawyering me (I was a new DM at the time) unless I agreed to do so. I stopped DMing the next day.