(....I love this thread😂) Ah yes, you may be an invincible chair... but now you are trapped for eternity as such. You can do nothing to prevent me sitting on you! This was my plan all along ]:)
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Of course it wasn't! I roast the cow medium-crazy-well-done, then use plane shift to warp you into the Other Place! (sorry, but I must say this generically: "FOOLS!")
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Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Ah, but I have fire absorption. Your petty motes of flame do naught but heal me. And now, with my arcane might, I immolate you with a meteor swarm, followed by enough disintegrates to break your ashen remains into miniscule specks of dust.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
That poor oaf... his army of himself is only as half-bright as as the original. I am his patron after all and He as a price to pay to me... Long Live the Cursed King!
With my warlock who creates copies of himself, I can finally take out the Gods and rule the planes under an Iron Fist.
You are evidently the fool here! My army of worshipers have converted your death cleric into my knowledge cleric! (He is a knowledge cleric because you are foolish and I am a genius) Hahaha!
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May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
No, you are the fool! All of your clerics were under my control via my devious mass suggestion spell which I placed upon them at last month's ClericCon!
You lumbering, imbecilic Owlbear! All of your spellcasting equipment was puchased from ME! Archibald Shadowmurder! And I implanted magical charms on them all such that I have ultimate control over all you spells, including your mass suggestion! NOW NOTHING SHALL STOP SHADOWMURDER INDUSTRIES FROM TAKING OVER THE MULTIVERSE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Egad! Whatever shall I do! ...Is what I wouldsay, if I had not already bought out your entire company, thirteen years ago! You dwarvish pig-wheeler you, you never questioned whether the magical items you placed on my gear actually functioned!
You son of a Gibbering Mouther! I knew Shadowmurder Industries was compromised! That's why I put all of my holdings into a separate corporation which even I don't know the name of and ensured that all output of my former company was replaced with the new devices!
Oh you daft dingus. You failed to realize that the separate corporation was actually my genius scam. Now I won all of your money and will be making fortunes for fixing your equipment. Now run along, you grubby little goblin. I have a secondary fortune to make
Ah, but have you considered that I incinerated your scrolls of teleportation and placed your portable hole inside a bag of holding before replacing the hole with a portal to my lair and the scrolls with the lyrics to various dirty bardic tavern songs?
You fool! You've fallen for the most classic of blunders! Those were not my hands but my mage hands, who are now touching the bags of holding you have next to you!
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Ah ha- you basic CR 1/64 challenge, you have fallen for my ingenious master plan all along with the gloves you have set off a chain of events leading to the downfall of the elder gods and me, the brilliant, cunning, and if I may add handsome, BBEG to become ruler of all known forms of existence. This chain can not be stopped even by the magical luck properties of even a wish spell.
(....I love this thread😂) Ah yes, you may be an invincible chair... but now you are trapped for eternity as such. You can do nothing to prevent me sitting on you! This was my plan all along ]:)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Ah, but a bovine does not have the capability to sit on chairs
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Inconceivable!
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Of course it wasn't! I roast the cow medium-crazy-well-done, then use plane shift to warp you into the Other Place! (sorry, but I must say this generically: "FOOLS!")
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
No, I am the leader of the leader of the leader of the
leader of the cult. Hahahahahahahahah! And now time for a thousand fireballs to kill you! Good Luck Dying!
Ah, but I have fire absorption. Your petty motes of flame do naught but heal me. And now, with my arcane might, I immolate you with a meteor swarm, followed by enough disintegrates to break your ashen remains into miniscule specks of dust.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Ah! But my enchantments have made my specks of dust into more of me! And now I am an army!
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
That poor oaf... his army of himself is only as half-bright as as the original. I am his patron after all and He as a price to pay to me... Long Live the Cursed King!
With my warlock who creates copies of himself, I can finally take out the Gods and rule the planes under an Iron Fist.
You are a fool! My death cleric has already killed that warlock and posing as him! hahahaha
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
You are evidently the fool here! My army of worshipers have converted your death cleric into my knowledge cleric! (He is a knowledge cleric because you are foolish and I am a genius) Hahaha!
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
No, you are the fool! All of your clerics were under my control via my devious mass suggestion spell which I placed upon them at last month's ClericCon!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You lumbering, imbecilic Owlbear! All of your spellcasting equipment was puchased from ME! Archibald Shadowmurder! And I implanted magical charms on them all such that I have ultimate control over all you spells, including your mass suggestion! NOW NOTHING SHALL STOP SHADOWMURDER INDUSTRIES FROM TAKING OVER THE MULTIVERSE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Egad! Whatever shall I do! ...Is what I would say, if I had not already bought out your entire company, thirteen years ago! You dwarvish pig-wheeler you, you never questioned whether the magical items you placed on my gear actually functioned!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You son of a Gibbering Mouther! I knew Shadowmurder Industries was compromised! That's why I put all of my holdings into a separate corporation which even I don't know the name of and ensured that all output of my former company was replaced with the new devices!
Oh you daft dingus. You failed to realize that the separate corporation was actually my genius scam. Now I won all of your money and will be making fortunes for fixing your equipment. Now run along, you grubby little goblin. I have a secondary fortune to make
What a clever scheme it would be indeed... if I had not stolen all of that gold with my scrolls of teleportation and portable hole!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Ah, but have you considered that I incinerated your scrolls of teleportation and placed your portable hole inside a bag of holding before replacing the hole with a portal to my lair and the scrolls with the lyrics to various dirty bardic tavern songs?
Ah, I pity you for your stupidity, for you did not realize that I slipped gloves onto you that explode whenever they touch bags of holding!
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
You fool! You've fallen for the most classic of blunders! Those were not my hands but my mage hands, who are now touching the bags of holding you have next to you!
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Ah ha- you basic CR 1/64 challenge, you have fallen for my ingenious master plan all along with the gloves you have set off a chain of events leading to the downfall of the elder gods and me, the brilliant, cunning, and if I may add handsome, BBEG to become ruler of all known forms of existence. This chain can not be stopped even by the magical luck properties of even a wish spell.