You absolute doughnut, my apprentice just cast Dispel Magic on your delayed, delayed fireball, and while you were busy casting it, I summoned enough adamantium ore to pay for the creation of an army of warforged! While they are being built, I must provide a distraction! Taste the wrath of my Gargantuan Pail of Frogs (tm)
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Ah yes, Gargantuan Frog mucus. The final ingredient required for the foul concoction I've developed to overtake the mechanical minds of your mighty machines! Thank you for your assistance, you flumph-brained buffoon!
You utter blundering baboon! The pail does not contain Gargantuan Frogs, it contains a gargantuan amount of regular-sized frogs! Your potion-brewing efforts have gone to waste! Oh, and did I mention they were poisonous frogs? Their neurotoxin is taking effect as I speak! Say your prayers, for you have but mere minutes to live!
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You daft dumb dingo! The frogs are venomous not poisonous. The frogs have no toxic effects unless you are bitten by them. All your time in Zoology has proven useless. Besides the pail has a cover on it (preventing the frogs to leave). Anyways though the frogs are going to be useless, the mosquitos are hungry and need to feed. Good luck warding off the swarm
Aha! But your army of dolphin assassins is using faulty equipment! I should know; I own the factory that made them! Your dolphins should be exploding any second now!
Pah, you are nothing more than a speck of dust! Those dolphins are invulnerable and set to kill you all and join me any second!
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…not think that those dolphins are truly decoys! Hahaha! The true dolphins were actually my army of balors under the effect of mass polymorph, and the hour is set to be over any second as they prepare to destroy humanity from my secret bunker three miles away!
Pah, you blithering idiot! You see, I am controlling the dolphins with a spell! Their transformation into demons won’t change their loyalty and they shall rip you to shreds!
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Thou Dwarvish pig-wheeler! Your spell had no effect on the balors, because they are actually giant snail balor variants with immunity to non-polymorphing magic! Hahaha!!
Meh, their not in the form of a giant-snail balor right now, are they? *Points at you* *dolphins swarm and kill you*.
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*teleports behind you* バカ。Now my trap has activated! You must now succeed on thirty-five-thousand consecutive DC 30 Dexterity saving throws or take 10d8 piercing damage as spikes of indestructible stone fly from all directions!
I simply need to swipe my hand and they shall all target you! And the dolphins are still hunting you. Speaking of which, I think I remember installing a time freezer on them... *dolphins freeze time and eat you alive*.
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“Aha, you may turn back lasers, but can you summon armies of far realm whales?” *proceeds to summon a large number of strange creatures that eat the lasers and then you*
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You absolute doughnut, my apprentice just cast Dispel Magic on your delayed, delayed fireball, and while you were busy casting it, I summoned enough adamantium ore to pay for the creation of an army of warforged! While they are being built, I must provide a distraction! Taste the wrath of my Gargantuan Pail of Frogs (tm)
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Ah yes, Gargantuan Frog mucus. The final ingredient required for the foul concoction I've developed to overtake the mechanical minds of your mighty machines! Thank you for your assistance, you flumph-brained buffoon!
You utter blundering baboon! The pail does not contain Gargantuan Frogs, it contains a gargantuan amount of regular-sized frogs! Your potion-brewing efforts have gone to waste! Oh, and did I mention they were poisonous frogs? Their neurotoxin is taking effect as I speak! Say your prayers, for you have but mere minutes to live!
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You daft dumb dingo! The frogs are venomous not poisonous. The frogs have no toxic effects unless you are bitten by them. All your time in Zoology has proven useless. Besides the pail has a cover on it (preventing the frogs to leave). Anyways though the frogs are going to be useless, the mosquitos are hungry and need to feed. Good luck warding off the swarm
You motherless goat that isn't a swarm of mosquitoes that is an army of reduced arrakrokra and the reduce/enlarge spell is wearing off about now
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Ha! While you all have fought, I have created an army of dolphin assassins who are sneaking up right now! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Aha! But your army of dolphin assassins is using faulty equipment! I should know; I own the factory that made them! Your dolphins should be exploding any second now!
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Aha! But they are not using equipment; they rely on their bioaugmentations! You foolish fool!
You fool! While you talk on and on, your dolphins are still exploding as those “tracking” neurochips I sold you blow up in their brains!
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Pah, you are nothing more than a speck of dust! Those dolphins are invulnerable and set to kill you all and join me any second!
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Impossible! How could a worm like you…
…not think that those dolphins are truly decoys! Hahaha! The true dolphins were actually my army of balors under the effect of mass polymorph, and the hour is set to be over any second as they prepare to destroy humanity from my secret bunker three miles away!
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Pah, you blithering idiot! You see, I am controlling the dolphins with a spell! Their transformation into demons won’t change their loyalty and they shall rip you to shreds!
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Thou Dwarvish pig-wheeler! Your spell had no effect on the balors, because they are actually giant snail balor variants with immunity to non-polymorphing magic! Hahaha!!
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Meh, their not in the form of a giant-snail balor right now, are they? *Points at you* *dolphins swarm and kill you*.
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*teleports behind you*
バカ。Now my trap has activated! You must now succeed on thirty-five-thousand consecutive DC 30 Dexterity saving throws or take 10d8 piercing damage as spikes of indestructible stone fly from all directions!
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I simply need to swipe my hand and they shall all target you! And the dolphins are still hunting you. Speaking of which, I think I remember installing a time freezer on them... *dolphins freeze time and eat you alive*.
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Ha! You forget my greatest invention… the DOLPHIN OVERRIDE! They now shall shoot you with their dolphin-lasers! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!
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the dolphins laser-beam the entire forgotten realms pantheon and take over! You are subject to their whims!
Utterly buffoonish, if I may say so. Buffoonish! For you forgot about my reflective wall that turns back any lasers at you!
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“Aha, you may turn back lasers, but can you summon armies of far realm whales?” *proceeds to summon a large number of strange creatures that eat the lasers and then you*
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“Aha, you may turn back lasers, but can you summon armies of far realm whales?” *proceeds to summon a large number of strange creatures that eat the lasers and then you*
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