*slices them open from the inside, Disney Hercules hydra-style* Aha, didn’t expect that now, did you? My Far Realm Whale Slicer® is always on my person… along with my Plot Exterminator®, courtesy of Owlbear Incorporated®!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You sons of motherless goats! I travel through time (look at the previous post-it’s true) and make my dolphins the mystical dolphin-lords of time and space! Ha!
I foil your plot by standing on your toes accidentally while you time travel, causing you to split in temporal halves. Now a superhero version of you is flying through the French Revolution, and an evil version of you is adopting the moniker "Vlad the Impaler" while sitting in a bleak castle in Transylvania.
I am Setupiid, Archfiend of Faceplants, and I will foil all your stubborn plots with my sheer ineptitude!
Little do you know, I planned for your planning of my plan! You stepped on the “toes” of an illusion! As you do that, My now godly dolphins zap you into the abyss!
You fool, to have never read the Terms and Conditions of being the gods of space, time and reality! Before you time-travelled, I altered the Eternal TaC to say that I control, totally and completely, any who take up the post! Now cower as I reduce you to nothing with your own dolphins!
I, Setupiid, become your friend and as such you decide not to change the Terms and Conditions and instead play a game of pin the tail on the owlbear with me!
You fool of fools, part of the Terms & Conditions is that changing them causes immediate and permanent transformation into an ant sized chunk of marble.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I, Setupiid, wrote the dictionary of the Terms and Conditions! Marble means "An indefinitely hideous and toothy monster in the nature of a Jubjub Bird or a Purple Worm", and Ant-sized is defined as "As large as an Ant-kheg but still prone to quantum effects", so you now have Toothy the Teleporting Giant on your tail.
Aha, but your ritual was rigged so instead you are now under my control! I shall now utilize you to destroy all those who have wronged me!
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
While you fools jabber on and on, I have perfected my plot, 3 thousand years in the making! Cower in fear as the Terms and Conditions for Being a God that you THINK you wrote revert to their true state as the illusory script spell I cast wares off! The dolphins incinerate you! (And also magically summon a fish cake, because they really like fish. And cake.)
Haha, you slice of mangled pie! That cake has been rigged to blow up!
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You think a puny boom cake can kill a dolphin lord of space time? You truly are more foolish than you look! The dolphins cast Polymorph as a 2,000000000000000000000th level spell, turning you into a rabbit, and casting you deep into their Demi plane prison!
You fool! I, Setuupid, remembered the true secret menace creature, and set a thousand furry dinosaur-killing guinea pigs upon you, so you can be shred into more pieces than you can imagine! And then I teleport up to the secret guinea pig and hamster gigantic space ship that is the moon and prepare for the second raiding party of the guinea pigs upon your lowly planet earth! Haha! You are truly doomed now!
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
But atropus is already a corpse! I am an undead! Therefor my plan goes through.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
But atropus is already a corpse! I am an undead! Therefor my plan goes through.
Hamsters are secretly guinea pig liches in fur coats, and they turn you into their permanent servant!
*slices them open from the inside, Disney Hercules hydra-style* Aha, didn’t expect that now, did you? My Far Realm Whale Slicer® is always on my person… along with my Plot Exterminator®, courtesy of Owlbear Incorporated®!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
“You may have those, but do you have the power of a level-20-in-all-classes character?” *proceeds to unleash a massive barrage of magic and attacks*
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You sons of motherless goats! I travel through time (look at the previous post-it’s true) and make my dolphins the mystical dolphin-lords of time and space! Ha!
I foil your plot by standing on your toes accidentally while you time travel, causing you to split in temporal halves. Now a superhero version of you is flying through the French Revolution, and an evil version of you is adopting the moniker "Vlad the Impaler" while sitting in a bleak castle in Transylvania.
I am Setupiid, Archfiend of Faceplants, and I will foil all your stubborn plots with my sheer ineptitude!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Little do you know, I planned for your planning of my plan! You stepped on the “toes” of an illusion! As you do that, My now godly dolphins zap you into the abyss!
You fool, to have never read the Terms and Conditions of being the gods of space, time and reality! Before you time-travelled, I altered the Eternal TaC to say that I control, totally and completely, any who take up the post! Now cower as I reduce you to nothing with your own dolphins!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
I, Setupiid, become your friend and as such you decide not to change the Terms and Conditions and instead play a game of pin the tail on the owlbear with me!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Haha, instead I actually changed the conditions and terms, so die die die
You fool of fools, part of the Terms & Conditions is that changing them causes immediate and permanent transformation into an ant sized chunk of marble.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I, Setupiid, wrote the dictionary of the Terms and Conditions! Marble means "An indefinitely hideous and toothy monster in the nature of a Jubjub Bird or a Purple Worm", and Ant-sized is defined as "As large as an Ant-kheg but still prone to quantum effects", so you now have Toothy the Teleporting Giant on your tail.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But toothy teleported right into a ritual and got turned into an actual human tooth
Aha, but your ritual was rigged so instead you are now under my control! I shall now utilize you to destroy all those who have wronged me!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
While you fools jabber on and on, I have perfected my plot, 3 thousand years in the making! Cower in fear as the Terms and Conditions for Being a God that you THINK you wrote revert to their true state as the illusory script spell I cast wares off! The dolphins incinerate you! (And also magically summon a fish cake, because they really like fish. And cake.)
Haha, you slice of mangled pie! That cake has been rigged to blow up!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You think a puny boom cake can kill a dolphin lord of space time? You truly are more foolish than you look! The dolphins cast Polymorph as a 2,000000000000000000000th level spell, turning you into a rabbit, and casting you deep into their Demi plane prison!
You fool! I, Setuupid, remembered the true secret menace creature, and set a thousand furry dinosaur-killing guinea pigs upon you, so you can be shred into more pieces than you can imagine! And then I teleport up to the secret guinea pig and hamster gigantic space ship that is the moon and prepare for the second raiding party of the guinea pigs upon your lowly planet earth! Haha! You are truly doomed now!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Ahh, but what you did not realize is that I am Atropus, an elder evil that takes the form of a moon, the one that you are on now. I shall now unleash my mighty necromantic magicks on you and your guinea pig and hamster hordes, reducing you to shriveled husks in seconds!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The elder evils are al dinosaurs. Hence you are a floating corpse in space! Hence my plan goes through.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But atropus is already a corpse! I am an undead! Therefor my plan goes through.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Hamsters are secretly guinea pig liches in fur coats, and they turn you into their permanent servant!
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!