Liberated Dragon Tavern and Inn

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*well you can start by making your character walk through the tavern door*

 *That's a good start.*

A man dressed in a sleeveless robe, bandages covering his arms, a quarterstaff strapped to his back walks through the door.

"Hello? may i inquire about who the owner is?"

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A man dressed in a sleeveless robe, bandages covering his arms, a quarterstaff strapped to his back walks through the door.

"Hello? may i inquire about who the owner is?"

 A human behind the counter cleaning a glass looks up, "That would be me. No you can't buy the tavern. No Ted's not for sale. No I'm not interested in what you're selling." and returns to washing the glass

"Ah, i wouldn't have much to sell anyways. I have traveled for a while, so i decided to stop at an inn."

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"Ah, i wouldn't have much to sell anyways. I have traveled for a while, so i decided to stop at an inn."

 "Well, here you are. Need a drink? Food?"

"well, some water would be great, Do you have a menu i could see?"

(A bobbing spear tip walks up to you. A voice from below says,

Hello there, newcomer! My name is Riddle, and if you intend to eat any live animals or are an orc, I'm just gonna shove myself in a cupboard with headphones on.

(A tiny halfling waves up at you.

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(A bobbing spear tip walks up to you. A voice from below says,

Hello there, newcomer! My name is Riddle, and if you intend to eat any live animals or are an orc, I'm just gonna shove myself in a cupboard with headphones on.

(A tiny halfling waves up at you.

 *Riddle is still my favorite Worker. :] *

"Oh, i am not an orc, I in fact happen to be human, though the hood does hide it quite well."

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"well, some water would be great, Do you have a menu i could see?"

 "Water... Why are you at a Tavern?" The Human serves you the water anyway, "We don't quite have a menu but say what you want and one of us can probably prepare it. Or we twist it strangely. Like Dragon Burgers."

"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

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"Oh, i am not an orc, I in fact happen to be human, though the hood does hide it quite well."

 Oh, good. All tall people look relatively the same to me, unless I've known you a while.

(Riddle smiles up while simultaneously backing up, causing his spear to tangle up his legs and trip him up.

*Notice how many ups were in that?*

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 This just causes the human to laugh before he walks into the kitchen. (You'll see why in a bit give it a couple minutes.)

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 *Cue the giant boom from the kitchen while smoke pours out.*

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 *Cue the giant boom from the kitchen while smoke pours out.*

 Audible Smoke and Small Explosions, the Human walks back out covered in soot and coughing, "We should really get some kind of fire prevention thing."

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"Oh, i am not an orc, I in fact happen to be human, though the hood does hide it quite well."

 Oh, good. All tall people look relatively the same to me, unless I've known you a while.

(Riddle smiles up while simultaneously backing up, causing his spear to tangle up his legs and trip him up.

*Notice how many ups were in that?*

 "Yeah, i've met a few orcs in my time, they are quite scary"

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 *Cue the giant boom from the kitchen while smoke pours out.*

 Audible Smoke and Small Explosions, the Human walks back out covered in soot and coughing, "We should really get some kind of fire prevention thing."

 "...is there dynamite in this thing?"

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"Oh, i am not an orc, I in fact happen to be human, though the hood does hide it quite well."

 Oh, good. All tall people look relatively the same to me, unless I've known you a while.

(Riddle smiles up while simultaneously backing up, causing his spear to tangle up his legs and trip him up.

*Notice how many ups were in that?*

 "Yeah, i've met a few orcs in my time, they are quite scary"

 Not scary, just... GROSS....

(Riddle shudders, his teeth clacking together.

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 *Cue the giant boom from the kitchen while smoke pours out.*

 Audible Smoke and Small Explosions, the Human walks back out covered in soot and coughing, "We should really get some kind of fire prevention thing."

 "...is there dynamite in this thing?"

 Nope, just a Necklace Of Fireballs.

(Riddle backs up some more.

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"Well, i haven't had water or food in a few days, so i guess the dragon burger sounds good."

 *Cue the giant boom from the kitchen while smoke pours out.*

 Audible Smoke and Small Explosions, the Human walks back out covered in soot and coughing, "We should really get some kind of fire prevention thing."

 "...is there dynamite in this thing?"

 The Human shakes his head and holds up a flaming Burger, "Dragon Burger."