*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
"This is semi-disturbing."
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I've forgotten how sensitive human minds are." Artifice waves his hand and suddenly appears as a young gnome eating normal jerky. However, you still see the occasional tentacle wave in the air, and his skin looks oddly mucus-y.
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
"This is semi-disturbing."
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I've forgotten how sensitive human minds are." Artifice waves his hand and suddenly appears as a young gnome eating normal jerky. However, you still see the occasional tentacle wave in the air, and his skin looks oddly mucus-y.
"You sure you wouldn't rather have some noodles?" Deryk shrugs, "So what brings you here Artifice?"
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
"This is semi-disturbing."
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I've forgotten how sensitive human minds are." Artifice waves his hand and suddenly appears as a young gnome eating normal jerky. However, you still see the occasional tentacle wave in the air, and his skin looks oddly mucus-y.
"You sure you wouldn't rather have some noodles?" Deryk shrugs, "So what brings you here Artifice?"
"Noodles? Those are poisonous, you know. I wouldn't eat them if I were you. Anyways, I was wandering, and I noticed a high concentration of power over here, especially magical. And volcanic. Yeah, do you guys have an extra-dimensional volcano? Because it's either that or this town is sitting on an active caldera."
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
"This is semi-disturbing."
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I've forgotten how sensitive human minds are." Artifice waves his hand and suddenly appears as a young gnome eating normal jerky. However, you still see the occasional tentacle wave in the air, and his skin looks oddly mucus-y.
"You sure you wouldn't rather have some noodles?" Deryk shrugs, "So what brings you here Artifice?"
"Noodles? Those are poisonous, you know. I wouldn't eat them if I were you. Anyways, I was wandering, and I noticed a high concentration of power over here, especially magical. And volcanic. Yeah, do you guys have an extra-dimensional volcano? Because it's either that or this town is sitting on an active caldera."
"The tentacle person is known as Artifice, watch your brain."
"Oh no. I only eat animal brains. It's practically impossible to rule a kingdom if you kill all your advisors."
"Ooohh, you just to take over the kingdom. Go ahead i have not attachment to the kings brain."
"No no. I already have a kingdom. I've turned it into one of the most technologically advanced places in the entire MULTIVERSE. And seriously, no one recognizes me? Well, I do come from an obscure demiplane, but that's beside the point!" His tentacles are waving angrily and his illusion slips.
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"The tentacle person is known as Artifice, watch your brain."
"Oh no. I only eat animal brains. It's practically impossible to rule a kingdom if you kill all your advisors."
"Ooohh, you just to take over the kingdom. Go ahead i have not attachment to the kings brain."
"No no. I already have a kingdom. I've turned it into one of the most technologically advanced places in the entire MULTIVERSE. And seriously, no one recognizes me? Well, I do come from an obscure demiplane, but that's beside the point!" His tentacles are waving angrily and his illusion slips.
"No, well at least I don't. So time for a question that'll make you angry. Are we supposed to know who you are? I remember seeing you on the teleporting escapade but otherwise no."
"The tentacle person is known as Artifice, watch your brain."
"Oh no. I only eat animal brains. It's practically impossible to rule a kingdom if you kill all your advisors."
"Ooohh, you just to take over the kingdom. Go ahead i have not attachment to the kings brain."
"No no. I already have a kingdom. I've turned it into one of the most technologically advanced places in the entire MULTIVERSE. And seriously, no one recognizes me? Well, I do come from an obscure demiplane, but that's beside the point!" His tentacles are waving angrily and his illusion slips.
"No, well at least I don't. So time for a question that'll make you angry. Are we supposed to know who you are? I remember seeing you on the teleporting escapade but otherwise no."
"No. Why did you think it would make me angry?" you sense his mood is very changeable. Right now he is calm again.
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An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"The tentacle person is known as Artifice, watch your brain."
"Oh no. I only eat animal brains. It's practically impossible to rule a kingdom if you kill all your advisors."
"Ooohh, you just to take over the kingdom. Go ahead i have not attachment to the kings brain."
"No no. I already have a kingdom. I've turned it into one of the most technologically advanced places in the entire MULTIVERSE. And seriously, no one recognizes me? Well, I do come from an obscure demiplane, but that's beside the point!" His tentacles are waving angrily and his illusion slips.
".....Do you still want the kings brain? Cause i am fine with that."
The cat enters the the tavern and looks for someone who can sell them boots, a hat, and rapier.
then joins back with the adventurers
Black Lives Matter
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Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
*We finished the side thing with the drow kids*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Riddle is somewhere off braving the depths of the volcano, so...*
A mind flayer about the height of a kid walks in, tinkering with a device. Looking up, he says to you, "Hello delicious bra- erm, people. I am called Artifice. Do you serve brains here? I only eat non-sentient, and I prefer medium rare." Derek and Rubies recognise him from their teleportation trip.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"Um, I can serve some noodles with a slab of medium rare steak? Does that work?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"No brains? Well that's a disappointment. Don't bother, I've still got some brain jerky left." And Artifice sits down at a table and pulls out some dark grey jerky.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"This is semi-disturbing."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Huh? Oh, sorry. I've forgotten how sensitive human minds are." Artifice waves his hand and suddenly appears as a young gnome eating normal jerky. However, you still see the occasional tentacle wave in the air, and his skin looks oddly mucus-y.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"You sure you wouldn't rather have some noodles?" Deryk shrugs, "So what brings you here Artifice?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"So, who's the tentacle man?"
Fealltóir enters from the hallway.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Noodles? Those are poisonous, you know. I wouldn't eat them if I were you. Anyways, I was wandering, and I noticed a high concentration of power over here, especially magical. And volcanic. Yeah, do you guys have an extra-dimensional volcano? Because it's either that or this town is sitting on an active caldera."
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"The tentacle person is known as Artifice, watch your brain."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Yes to the active volcano, it's in the kitchen."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Oh no. I only eat animal brains. It's practically impossible to rule a kingdom if you kill all your advisors."
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"What does that mean? Is he going to kill us?"
He looks shadily over at the tentacle boi.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ooohh, you just to take over the kingdom. Go ahead i have not attachment to the kings brain."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"No no. I already have a kingdom. I've turned it into one of the most technologically advanced places in the entire MULTIVERSE. And seriously, no one recognizes me? Well, I do come from an obscure demiplane, but that's beside the point!" His tentacles are waving angrily and his illusion slips.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
"No, well at least I don't. So time for a question that'll make you angry. Are we supposed to know who you are? I remember seeing you on the teleporting escapade but otherwise no."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"No, I told you I don't eat sentients' brains."
"No. Why did you think it would make me angry?" you sense his mood is very changeable. Right now he is calm again.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
".....Do you still want the kings brain? Cause i am fine with that."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Oh, i didn't mean for eating, just in general do you want his brain?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND