I am a lich enacting my master plot to create undead flumphs and bodyswap with them.
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You get swarmed by undead flumphs. They don't hurt, but they're really annoying, and you're out of spell slots, and they won't let you take a long rest (or even a short rest), and they keep eating all your food and drinking all your water, and they somehow managed to find a magic item that can heal any of them if you try to attack them with your staff. You end up dying of starvation due to undead flumphs.
I am a sentient magic item that instantly heals any undead within 28 ft. of me.
You get poisoned by what you are eating. And then you explode.
I am a spellcasting BBEG named Kyuss trying to modify worms to infect people and make them crazy strong zombies that are potentially lethal threats to even 20th level adventurers.
Nobody kills you and you die of old age.
I am the adventuring party in my pfp.
Some undead flumphs murder you.
I am a lich enacting my master plot to create undead flumphs and bodyswap with them.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You are killed by an adventuring party after they destroy your philactery.
I am a level 20 wizard with invincibility cast on me.
You get swarmed by undead flumphs. They don't hurt, but they're really annoying, and you're out of spell slots, and they won't let you take a long rest (or even a short rest), and they keep eating all your food and drinking all your water, and they somehow managed to find a magic item that can heal any of them if you try to attack them with your staff. You end up dying of starvation due to undead flumphs.
I am a sentient magic item that instantly heals any undead within 28 ft. of me.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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You get used by the undead flumphs until you get destroyed by overuse.
I am one of the undead flumphs.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You get hit by a boulder.
I am reanimating a dead undead flumph under a boulder.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
I come back to life, and proceed to eat you because I am hungry.
I am eating.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You get poisoned by what you are eating. And then you explode.
I am a spellcasting BBEG named Kyuss trying to modify worms to infect people and make them crazy strong zombies that are potentially lethal threats to even 20th level adventurers.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Your worms attack you
I am earthworm Sally, carrying diseases from Florida to Cali
my name is not Bryce
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usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Earthworm Jim comes and with a smoothly smiles KILLS you.
I am le Soul CALI-burn 3 ...........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You get eaten by a bird because you look like a worm.
I am wishing for something on the Ruining Superpowers thread
You become a flumph for mixing up threads. You then get killed and reanimated by a horde of undead flumphs.
I am a bronze dragon watching a horde of undead flumphs grow,
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
They come for you next.
I am a band of clerics casting Sunlight on the horde.
They have a mirror.
I am the mirror.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You get dropped and broken.
I dropped a mirror.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You get shined on by Sunlight and die.
I am rolling a nat 20 on a Sunlight saving throw.
Somebody casts Power Word Kill on you and you're at exactly 99 life.
I am an undead flumph using a Spell Scroll of Power Word Kill.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You accidentally cast it on yourself.
I am the Ultimate Lifeform, and nothing can even hurt me.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Some American guy launches you into space.
I am an American guy launching a car into space.
Some American guy launches you into space.
I am an American guy launching a car into space.
(Seriously, that is my post. Now I will mess with this profile...