I am replying to the thread "Kill the player above you" on DDB.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Minecraft Cat for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cat tank level 2
The Cat Tower Defender level 1
I always have a funny way of making things more interesting
The sentence, since you have no punctuation, presumably never ends and you spend the rest of your life typing it.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
He sees you watching and pats you on the back in the same manner.
I am reading the sentence below.
The last day on Earth was a beautiful day, or it was according to the ducks which sat on the Lake Barodi, which was named after Captain Barodi IV, a ship captain whose ship, the Kingston Crawler II, sank on its first day on a sea named the Sea of Calm, so called because one could sit on its banks for years on end and never see a violent storm, and yet Captain Barodi did sink the Kingston Crawler II on the 19th of October, XX18, the exact day one century ago from the last day on Earth, which was in fact a very grim day indeed, for the word of ducks is never to be trusted, not even when your cousin Oliver, who claims to trust ducks very much, invites you to his home for dinner with ducks, and it is not until you have stepped inside the address he sent you and the door has closed behind you that you realize that you in fact do not have a cousin named Oliver, and you attempt to open the door to escape the uncountable number of ducks surging at you, but find that there are only ducks on the other side of the door before waking up in your own bed on the last day on Earth, which is the day when all life on the planet will end, simply going to show that no matter what, you cannot trust ducks.
I stopped time
i am masking my sadness
You hold it in for too long. You explode.
I am replying to the thread "Kill the player above you" on DDB.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Someone tracks you down and actually murders you. You know, as a prank.
I am unable to die.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
10 minutes later your spell wears off and somebody stabs you.
I am a level 20 wizard who used a wish spell to make myself immune to all forms of damage.
"You have to be odd to be number one"
Dr. Seuss
Your closest friend casts power word kill on you as a joke. But you have 89 hit points.
I am breakdancing in panic.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Your dancing breaks your neck.
I am petting a crab.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Snick snack, it breaks your back!
I am the crab.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you make delicios wantans
i am eating the wantans
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
JD falls unto you when they die
I'm a banana
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
i love bananas i eat you
i slipinn on banana
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Thanos snaps and all of you disappear.
mean while I'm laughing at all of you.
Minecraft Cat for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cat tank level 2
The Cat Tower Defender level 1
I always have a funny way of making things more interesting
you start to choke on your laughs and die
i telling you this sentence
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
The sentence, since you have no punctuation, presumably never ends and you spend the rest of your life typing it.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
I am writing a ridiculously long sentence about how ducks cannot be trusted.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
ThorukDuckSlayer, now overly friendly, pats you on the back so hard his hand goes right through.
I am watching this happening.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
He sees you watching and pats you on the back in the same manner.
I am reading the sentence below.
The last day on Earth was a beautiful day, or it was according to the ducks which sat on the Lake Barodi, which was named after Captain Barodi IV, a ship captain whose ship, the Kingston Crawler II, sank on its first day on a sea named the Sea of Calm, so called because one could sit on its banks for years on end and never see a violent storm, and yet Captain Barodi did sink the Kingston Crawler II on the 19th of October, XX18, the exact day one century ago from the last day on Earth, which was in fact a very grim day indeed, for the word of ducks is never to be trusted, not even when your cousin Oliver, who claims to trust ducks very much, invites you to his home for dinner with ducks, and it is not until you have stepped inside the address he sent you and the door has closed behind you that you realize that you in fact do not have a cousin named Oliver, and you attempt to open the door to escape the uncountable number of ducks surging at you, but find that there are only ducks on the other side of the door before waking up in your own bed on the last day on Earth, which is the day when all life on the planet will end, simply going to show that no matter what, you cannot trust ducks.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The sentence jumps out at you. Startled, you jump backwards and fall down the conveniently placed stairs.
I am making a D&D character.
I shall give the character depression after I yeet you out a window
I’m watching season 1 of my hero academia again because I haven’t watched past season 4
you fall asleep and never wake up
I am in science and having to listen to my friend singing annoying songs
his singing causes the regular science experiment to explode violently by sheer annoyance killing you.
I think therefore I am.