You accidentally cloned someone else, and you get trapped in their body. You slip because you are not used to this body, and you fall and break your neck
I'm eating a cookie
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Turns out it was poisoned, you think nothing of it, as you are immune to poison.
you wake up in the middle of the night with a dagger in your chest, within minutes, you bleed out and die.
I am fighting a terrasque, but I am also a terrasque
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
students disgruntled with your horrible food and jump you in a car park
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- Someone once told me that it is possible to play an artificer without collateral damage. They were wrong. Without collateral damage, what is the point of playing an Artificer?
- Nothing solves a problem better than a little gnome power!
ok and? *stabbing noises*
i totally didn't just stab that dude over there not at all!!!
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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You are arrested and given the death penalty
I sentenced you to death
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
we swap bodies, and now,
I sentenced you to death
And I start my sentences with a capital letter
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
The neighbours got mad at your volume, and killed you.
I've casted clone on myself, so I'm safe, right?
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You accidentally cloned someone else, and you get trapped in their body. You slip because you are not used to this body, and you fall and break your neck
I'm eating a cookie
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Turns out it was poisoned, you think nothing of it, as you are immune to poison.
you wake up in the middle of the night with a dagger in your chest, within minutes, you bleed out and die.
I am fighting a terrasque, but I am also a terrasque
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Neither of you can hurt the other, so you keep fighting until both of you die of starvation.
I just reached max level in my favorite video game
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Yeah but you spent so much time playing the game that upon standing up for the first time in years your back snaps and you die.
I'm baking a cake.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Suddenly, the oven explodes and you die.
I am playing drums.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Suddenly, the drums explodes and you die
I'm doing the first thing that was posted on this website
You die of nostalgia.
I am a being of pure nostalgia.
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You get thrown by an ogre.
I am in a floating unbreakable sphere, in a state of suspended animation.
Leader of the Dwarf Lovers Association. Join today here!
There is also a lich inside with you.
I am Merlin.
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Your TV show fails.
I got a puppy.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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It bites your head off.
I just bit my owner's head off.
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Your owner's head is still alive inside you, and you die of stomach issues. So sad... *Dissolves into tears*
I ate a cookie at 5:38 P.M. today.
Edit: I actually did. It was very good. Fresh out of the oven.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*yum*
Except no! It was poisoned!
I just poisoned a person's cookie.
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The police come and shoot you.
i am on top of a skyscraper, but not near the edge.
Leader of the Dwarf Lovers Association. Join today here!
You are hit by lightning an astounding 28 times, and you die.
I'm a lunchlady.
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students disgruntled with your horrible food and jump you in a car park
- Someone once told me that it is possible to play an artificer without collateral damage. They were wrong. Without collateral damage, what is the point of playing an Artificer?
- Nothing solves a problem better than a little gnome power!
- Check this out https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?594932-The-TSAR-Tiny-Servant-Actuated-Robot-a-Revolution-in-Artificer-Combat for a work of pure genius (A little outdated but it should give you some ideas)