Quote from Robo_t >>

As you ascend mortality a god creates an avatar in the form of a chicken and kills you before ascending.

I am currently in the safest place ever and it is impossible for me to die. I also am at perfect mental health that cannot go down.

 You never leave, obsessed with your safety. You must stay safe. You must stay safe. You must stay safe. It threatens to drive your mind to the limit, but your health remains the same. You see your brain deteriorate with perfect clarity. You realize-- without struggle, without hardship, with an obsession to hole up in this impenetrable fortress for all of your life, are you even human anymore? So, you decide to live life outside of this place. You leave it. Then you get killed by the highly advanced security system that was made to keep people out.

I am breathing air with no harmful qualities, in the comfort of my mimic-free non-mimic home.

While your house might be mimic-free, the planet is actually a giant mimic. It swallows your house and you with it.

I am a horse in a field

The field has 67 land mines in it. You can guess what happens to you.

I am in a mimic free, non mimic, good air quality, acid free, and completely submerged in water glass cube that is currently sinking in a very deep ocean.

As it sinks, the pressure eventually breaches the cube, and water quickly fills the cube, eventually drowning you. (There's no escape from mortality! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!!)

I am using a rocket launcher to escape from prison. (You have my respect if you get the reference)

(Sadly, I do not get the reference) Something goes wrong with the rocket's engine, resulting in it exploding with you in it.

I am climbing a non mimic, mimic free, 25 foot tall tree with a mattress below me and ropes securing me.

The tree is not a mimic. The ground is though. It eats the mattress just as your rope breaks and too fall to the ground, crack your head open on a rock, abd die

The forum gods smite you for not including what you're doing.

I am cooking a nice snack of the souls of the innocent in my humble home, wondering if I'm gonna need to go to the grocery store for eye of newt and dried locust shells.

A party of adventurers come and attempt to kill you. They fail. Later, you realize that you do need those newt tails, and go to the grocery store. You fall and split your skull open on your way back.

I am buying an excessive amount of roombas at the roomba store.

Skibidi Toilet comes and eats the store with you inside

I am upgrading something

The roombas malfunction and crush you in a stampede

I am saying sorry for not including what I’m doing earlier

Quote from EnderBorne >>

I am using a rocket launcher to escape from prison. (You have my respect if you get the reference)

Don't worry I got you EnderBorne. Your rocket is launched into a curved piece of an air duct, sending it right back at you.

Now for the actual post above me: you die from the sheer embarrassment of getting ninja'd.

I am trying to get better at video games

(Respect!)

As you are trying to improve your skills, you hear somebody behind you say "Skill issue", but before you can turn around, you hear a gun go off, then, pure silence...

You Died!

I just wished all mimics out of existence.

On Twist the Wish. Now they're called "Imitaters", and your device you're posting on is one.

I am eating dinner, which is perfectly safe to eat, in a safe place to eat it.

the dinner is poisoned

i am eating desert

You choke on all the sand.

I am making a mob farm in Minecraft.

you forget the torches

i am eating dessert

*which is what i was trying to say orignally*

It's poisoned. 

I am eating dinner, which is PERFECTLY SAFE to eat (cough cough), in a safe place to eat it.

MIMIC!

i am the mimic

You get eaten by Gibber and die as you kill him.

I am the (inanimate) table beneath you, in your throes of death.

I set fire to the table for i reveal myself to be a level 20 wizard and cast wish and wish for invulnerability